The Final Salute to Wamu’s Last Moment
Pinkie and Joseph are stuck against a stone wall by serve hands holding them in place and squeezing their necks while the limbless Wamu unleash his ultimate attack: Atmospheric Rift, a powerful whip slash of wind slicing everything it touches and making its way to the two struggling to get free.
“It’s getting closer, Jojo!” Pinkie panicked trying to break free herself from her bond.
“Oh really, because I couldn’t help but notice that the Winds of DEATH is coming towards us!” Joseph shouted struggles to remove the hand from his neck.
“Try as you might, I will not let go of you until you meet with death’s eyes.” Wamu declared sensing the winds around using this to find Joseph and Pinkie.
Kars, the Jojo Brothers, The Rainbooms, and Flash watches as the battle became more intense seeing Wamu pull off his last trick up his none existing sleeves. Kars, however, knew more of the technique when he saw Wamu use it the last time, even knowing the great risks from using it.
“(Wamu is taking a very big risk to use his Ultimate Mastery; it requires sucking air into his body through those tubes to gather huge amount of air and compresses them into his lungs. The wind flails about much like a whip and is sharp enough to cut through stone. However, due to the scraping and heat led by the quick wind compression, the technique slowly tears apart Wamuu's body until he collapses.)” Kars thought, knowing full well of the capability Wamu’s attack can do.
“(With the condition Wamu is in, I believe Wamu will perish when he’s done using it intending taking those two with him to the afterlife.)” Kars thought seeing Wamu’s last act of a warrior.
“Huh, exercise, Mr. Kars, not to bother you or anything, but Wamu’s body seem to be falling apart bit.” Fluttershy pointed out, she always feels concern for others even when some of them are enemies.
“You ever heard the expression ‘Double Edge Sword’ whenever the fighter is about to pull off their attack as a last resort?” Kars asked without looking away from the fight. Fluttershy felt confuses of why he asks that.
“Become using that technique, it’s not only Wamu’s greatest strength it’s also he’s greatest downfall.” Kars said making everyone gasps.
“By downfall, you mean…?” Josuke wondered not wanting to finish his sentence.
“Yes, Wamu will die.” Kars answered with a straight face.
“That guy is gonna kill himself just to get Joseph and Pinkie, what a coward.” Rainbow insulted which she shouldn’t have done that because most of the vampires in the arena growl and snarl at her. They didn’t like Rainbow’s sharp tongue.
“Maybe you should keep your mouth shout for a while.” Josuke whispered to Rainbow she slowly nodded her head.
“Wamu knows that consciences, after all he created the technique himself a couple of years ago.” Kars mentioned remembering that time Wamu use his ultimate mastery twice.
One time is when Wamu killed his parent’s murders and the second was when he fought against some Hamon Warriors who survive the epic battle between his father and the Jojo’s father.
Back with Joseph and Pinkie, they are now devising a plan to finish Wamu once and all; Joseph light a fire on a bottle of oil while Pinkie holds onto Joseph’s headband that she somehow got from him (probably breaking the fourth wall again), channeling some of her Hamon to the it since its wool which works well with Hamon and lighting it on fire with a match she got from her hair.
“Alright Pinkie, we only got one shot at this, so make it count.” Joseph said reeling his arm back ready to throw the oil.
“I’m all ready Jojo.” Pinkie said ready to throw the headband as well.
The two joker couple is about to try out a plan that’s so crazy, so daring, so sneaky, so insane, so extreme, so…
“HEY AUTHOR; how about we get to the part that we might survive this just when we’re inches away to DIE!” Pinkie shouted pointed out that Wamu attack is closer to Joseph’s neck a half of foot away.
Whoops, sorry got caught in the moment there. On with the story!
“Here we go!” Joseph shouted throwing the bottle of oil at Wamu.
“Here’s comes the Party Favor!” Pinkie shouted throwing the headband at the same time. However they forgotten one thing about Wamu despite being blind.
“Fools, I can sense everything with the wind, don’t I would have notice the flaming bottle and the headband.” Wamu stated using Atmospheric Rift to slash the bottle and the headband into pieces shocked the two.
“Too bad, that seem to be their last trick of their sleeves and they’ll die in vain.” Kars smirked believing that those two have nothing left and will face their doom together.
“You think so?” Jotaro asked smiling confusing Kars as he turns to the other Joestar brother seeing them smiling too.
“I guess you’ve forgotten one of the most important rules of life: that not everything is what they seem.” Jonathan said Kars eyes widen turning back to the fight trying to see what they mean.
“Wamu…” Joseph smirked.
“…Your next line is…” Pinkie grinned.
“You both have fought well, but victory is mine!” Joseph and Pinkie said together performing the Next Line trick.
“You both have fought well, but victory is mine!” Wamu said then gasps that he fallen for their trick, meaning that this battle isn’t over.
“Hey Wamu, those tubes of yours are pretty handy.” Joseph said.
“Yeah, sucking all the air into your body like a vacuum, including the oil and headband you torn up.” Pinkie added.
She’s right, the oil from the bottle that got cut are being pull from the vacuum of the tubes sucking them in and the pieces of the headband still burning are being sucks in as well. Wamu has inhaled his own downfall.
“The oil and headband, they’re being pulled into my tubes…!” Wamu muttered and before he could say another word, his body exploded and disintegrating into nothing leaving his head remain longer.
The serve hands started losing their grips on Joseph and Pinkie as they finally got them off so they can finally breathe properly for Joseph to use his Hamon to heal himself a little and Pinkie. They see the serve head Wamu lying on the ground as he waits for his moment of living to be end by the two warriors who defeated him.
“I have been defeated and my time in this world is up.” Wamu said sensing Joseph and Pinkie walking up to the soon-to-be-dead wind warrior.
“Joseph! Wamu is still alive meaning you’ll have to use ever Hamon you have within you to finish the job!” Jonathan shouted reminding his younger brother of what to do; Joseph clearly heard him and knew what must be done.
“Go head, you’re now the strongest warrior I have fought and have my respect. Now, kill me.” Wamu requested willing accepting death to claim his soul.
“I WILL!” Joseph shouted slam his hand towards Wamu but instead hit the ground hard right next to Wamu causing his hand to bleed from the hit.
“W-what are you doing?” Wamu asked trying to figure out what Joseph is doing.
“The burn from the Hamon is painful when you’re dying, so I hope my blood will help smooth the pain.” Joseph said squeezing his hand hard to make the blood come out more dripping to Wamu.
“Here you can have some of my blood too.” Pinkie said offering her blood as well while holding a knife in the other hand used it to cut her hand.
“Stop it! Stop this madness, I don’t want your pity when I’m about to die!” Wamu said furious.
“Really, you think this is pity, tell me then do you remember a man named Caesar Zeppeli?” Joseph asked Wamu gasps of hearing that name.
“Where did you that name?” Wamu asked.
“From our trainer, he told us a story of a Hamon warrior who the first to have ever come close to defeating you using nothing but bubbles as deadly weapons and died proudly.” Pinkie mentioned about Messina telling them about a Great Hamon Warrior who battled against Wamu.
“Yes, I fought him twice actually; the first was few years ago when I killed his friend who was supposes to get married and he lost, the second was over a month later we fought again but the battle was different seeing he was clearly stronger than before and almost won but I found a slight opportunity giving me the advantage to win. He died yelling something about his family and the human spirit, then his body got crush by a large cross-shaped stone while he was smiling.” Wamu explained remembering his time battling against Caesar.
“Okay, now answer this; you could’ve have just shut him up ending him quickly, so did you let him have his last words?” Pinkie asked curious to know.
“Because he was a strong warrior with pride and fought with honor.” Wamu answered then gasps as he realizes what Joseph and Pinkie were really doing.
“You’ll probably say next is, ‘Jojo, Pinkie, you can’t mean’.” Joseph performed his next line trick.
“Jojo, Pinkie, you can’t mean.” Wamu said.
“Yes, despite being enemies you’re truly a warrior with honor that you would even respect another warrior you fought against.” Joseph said with a mixture a serious and sad expression.
“We thought you were another big meanie like the others, but after we heard the story our view of you changed and thought of giving you good-bye present.” Pinkie said with a bright smile on face.
Wamu felt shock of knowing the enemies he was sent to kill suddenly found respect to him they became friends with him in some way, he smiles feeling that he will be member as a proud warrior. Despite being loyal to Master Kars, he always lived his life in his code of honor and believes now it’s the time to rejoin with his parents though he knew won’t join them in the same place after all the things he done.
“Thank You, Joseph Joestar and Pinkie Pie; truly I have really encountered such strong and pure hearted warriors that I can die knowing I have bested by your strength and love.” Wamu said before completely disintegrating from dust being blow by the wind to nothing.
Joseph and Pinkie gave Wamu one last thing, they each saluted to the man seeing his ashes flowing with the wind as if he became one with the wind. Vowing to never forget him, the two will continue to live out their days to protect those close to them and grow stronger to face other strong warriors, as well as have some laughs along the way with parties and hanging out with friends till the very end.