Don't Step on a Rune.

by Warpony

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The table was once more full as everyone ate their meals. The Elements of Harmony, the Storm and Royal sisters and Mythic Rune ate in relative silence. As Mythic ate a plate of pancakes, he and Luna stared daggers at the white and older Alicorn. Without taking his eyes off her, Mythic cut his pancake with a knife in his magic's grasp. He then took the cut piece and opened his mouth to bite it. Luna took her doughnuts and ripped off a large chunk like an animal.

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy, being the two sitting closest, could help but notice what Luna and Mythic were doing. Rainbow leaned into Mythic's ear and whispered, "Mythic, what are you and Luna doing?"

Mythic swallowed the food in his mouth and turned to Rainbow for a quick minute. "We are keeping an eye on Celetsia."

Rainbow looked at Mythic quizzically. "Why?"

"Well that is a Alicorn matter." Mythic avoided the question.

Rainbow Dash didn't settle for that answer. "Come on, tell me.

Mythic caved in and told Rainbow. "Alright I'll tell you. Earlier this morning Celestia took an embarrassing picture of me and Luna."

"Hold on a second." Rainbow responded. "What do you mean by 'Me and Luna'?"

Mythic sighed a deep breath. He took one last piece of his pancake and pushed it to the side. Looking at Luna, Mythic stood from his seat and walked over to Celestia. "Excuse me Princess." He then pushed Celestia out of the way along with her chair and jumped on top of the table.

Luna, knowing full well what her new partner was doing, sighed as she placed her doughnut on her dish. "Mythic, are you doing it right now? Maybe we should allow the other to finish their meals before dropping this on them."

Mythic looked at Luna with his brow raised. "Really, you think so? I find doing things instantaneous to be more digestible."

"Is that a fact?" Celestia said as she rose a butter knife in Mythic direction. "Tell us, what is so important that you pushed me in order to receive full attention?"

"Oh I didn't push you for full attention." Mythic smiled a satisfied smug. "I pushed you as payback for this morning."

"Why you little-"

"Anyway!" Mythic turned back to the mares at the table. "Well as I see you are all here I have some news. I really don't think it concerns you all but me and Luna decided we are going to be a couple now, blah blah blah, um so if you see being a little handy..." Mythic paused as he looked down at his hooves and found his error. "I mean if you see mean hoofy, do not be alarmed." Mythic smiled. "I am simply enjoying myself." As Mythic finished, the dinning hall was in an uproar. All but three mares gasped at the news. Those three were Jika, Princess Celestia and Rainbow Dash.

Jika took a bite out of her oatmeal and looked over to Mythic as though he were a buffoon. "Mythic, you know you just made an ass out of yourself. I hope you know that."

Rainbow Dash rubbed the back of her neck looking slightly ashamed. "Yeah sorry, but I'm going to have to agree with Jika on that one. I sort of saw this coming."

"Honestly," Celestia added. "You make it sound so extravagant when it isn't. My sister had to put her at the same level as you." Celestia took Luna's hooves and folded them. "Luna I know what I saw this morning and I am sorry I didn't act sooner."

"Hey! I thought you said we make a cute couple?" Mythic interjected.

"I said that because Luna was with you. Take her out and it is just you, nasty."

"To think." Mythic responded. "A few days ago I thought we were making progress in our relationship."

"Oh please, Mythic. I'm just teasing."

Rarity jumped up and hallered. "Well this is quite the development!"

Rainbow waved dismissively at Rarity's comment. "Pft, please tell me you're joking. Since I moved into his house I guessed this would happen."

Jika nodded, agreeing with Rainbow. "When he came to Riverhook he told me he had feeling for her even then."

Celestia thought for a quick second as to what she could present as evidence that she too saw this unfolding. "Well this morning I found them in bed."

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As almost everyone found themselves stunned by this news, Jika shouted from the end of the table. "Not bad kid!"

Mythic and Luna both looked at Celestia and in unison shouted. "What the buck!?"

As the Elements and Storm sisters waited in the station for there train to arrive, they tried to stay away from the topic that was all on their minds. Rarity was visible shaking while sweat poured down her face her friend sitting on the bench next to her not as visibly, or at all, hyper about Mythic and Luna's new relationship. "Okay!" She cried out. "Can so one please tell me how the hell this happened?"

The others gasped at her choice of words, Fluttershy and Pinkie the most. Having the ears of virgins, they really haven't heard that language except around Mythic once or twice. "Rarity," Fluttershy scowled. "Watch your mouth."

"I am sorry, darling. I really am, I am just wondering who this happened?" Rarity held a face of pure awe. "Mythic, with the beautiful and elegant Princess Luna. It does not add up in my head!"

Rainbow Dash covered Rarity's mouth with a hoof and really forced her to stop. "Rarity, do not start." Rainbow growled. "You always do this. Every time you think or even know about someponies becoming couples, you do this. You over analyze things."

Rarity muffled, "No I don't." But was not heard.

"I'm sorry Rarity," Twilight held her friends shoulder. "But you do this. More often than not." The whistle of the train blew and the conductor was making his last call. "Well here it is. Come on, Mythic and Luna shouldn't be long. We ca wait for them on the train."

Eleven minutes later, the train pulls out of the station. The wheels turn and the smoke pipe blows the exhaust from within the engine. Rainbow and Twilight sat side by side. Rainbow was about to make a comment when Twilight beat her to it with a, "Don't even say it."

For the rest of the trip they all stayed in silence. With the eight mares were quiet while a couple, unicorn mare and earth stallion made kissy faces the whole train ride. The also began to kiss openly as they got closer to Ponyville. The inter-race couple sat over in the back, only allowing there coats and manes to be seen. The mare held her purple mane brushed to the right and back, like her tail. Her coat was dark blue and she was wearing shades.

The stallion purple with a orange brownish mane. It was ruffled up a little but styled to be like that. His tail was short and brushed. He too wore a pair of shades and his cutie mark not noticeable.

Rainbow Dash was starting to become frustrated with the moans and gasps for air the couple would make. She jumped out of her seat and made a bee line for the couple to yell at them. "Can you two shut up with that? It's annoying!"

The mare looked away and covered her face. "Sorry, our bad."

"No it isn't." The stallion said. "Listen her, if we want to make out we will do just that." He then smile devilishly. "Unless you want to join in Dash?" The mare then slapped him, both mares. "A simple no would have been enough, Dash."

"How do you know my name? Who are you?" Dash panicked.

The couple turned out to be Luna and Mythic in disguise. Luna had wanted to teach Mythic how to use magic to change his psychical appearance. Mythic was not able to learn the spell for Luna had to caste it on both of them. Mythic thought it would be funny to not tell the others tell they got off the train but failed. The two then explained how the spell worked and it's out comes. "And that is how it worked. Luna can be a unicorn, Celestia a pegasus and well me? Earthing, human, I get turned into an earth pony. Kind of funny if you think about it. Weird thing is they tried it on Cadence once but it didn't work, but meh. Life goes on."

"I can see all that happening." Dash said. The whistle of the train blew and train came to a stop. They had now arrived in Ponyville. "Finally! These train rides are getting longer and longer."

"Well we better get moving." Mythic trotted out the door as they were opened for him by the conductor. "Than you gent. Come on Bonsia, Jika, you two are coming with me."

"Where are we going?" Bonsia rushed up to him and asked.

"Well since you two are here you might as well join the alien club. We are going to my house, I have an open room you and Jika can share. Hope that is fine."

"That is fine with me!" Jika called from behind.

"Yeah, me too." Bonsia agreed.

"Good, now come on. I need to make sure bugs haven't gotten in. They are the bucking bane of my existence."
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A/N Sorry for a filler, I have a lot of stuff I need to do. I really am sorry.