“So how long we been in here?”
“About 1000 years, give or take.”
“Good then it’s almost time.”
“So you’re sure this will work Skully?”
“It’s Skull Kid Discord, but I think that name works better.”
So you’re wondering why I’m talking to Discord and as Skull Kid. Truth be told, I’m a displaced. As I was told by Discord, I was one of many that were sent to a different version of Equestria, Land of anthro ponies, mythical creatures, magic, and friendship. This helped prove a multiverse theory, but also proved that I was in the show, and my presence could drastically change the plotline.
I was warned not to buy anything from a strange guy at the Convention, but he had a perfect replica of Majora’s Mask and Skull Mask, for only $40! I went as my favorite and humorous character from the Legend of Zelda series, the Skull Kid. I had everything to make the imp costume, by using an old scarecrow costume, a flute that I remade to be like a blow-dart gun, and a shadow mask to make me look faceless. I had everything I needed except the masks, because I didn’t have enough money for the materials to make them. When I bought them I was dizzy and everything went black. When I woke up I was in a strange forest. I wandered around and saw my face in a pond, only to see I didn’t have one, except the one of an imp. And when I looked at the masks I had they felt real, and the rainbow colored mask kept ushering me to put it on. I knew I didn’t want to hurt this place, so I used the pack I had with me to keep in there until I can find a secure place to keep it.
Present
Long story short, I ended up terrorizing the local pony populace and was frozen for being in relations to the Chaos Being, Discord. I decided to use my knowledge and make a deal with him, so I can get out of my prison. He may be a bad guy, but that doesn’t make him a bad guy, so to speak. Besides he’ll be reformed in a while.
“Not my fault I’m a bit freaky. Even if I caused a bit of trouble in towns and cities.”
“Yes but when you used those pies on the Nobles, and switched Celestia’s cakes, with cakes made of veggies and coated with ranch dressing as frosting was a great insult.” Discord said as he laughed from my jokes.
“Hey buddy we’re about to get an escape soon! So be ready!” I shouted and giggled with glee.
What happened next was the one I was hoping for… Ms. Cheerile’s Class Field Trip of the Garden.
“I want to start our field trip here, in the world-famous Canterlot sculpture garden. That one over there represents "Friendship". All right, my little ponies, this one represents "Victory".”
“How cool would it be to have that for a cutie mark?” asked a certain orange Pegasus filly with dark purple hair shortened down. She was wearing jeans and a red shirt with flames.
“Cool, if you were actually victoryful at somethin'.” Said a yellow earth pony filly, with red hair, tied in a ponytail and with a bow. She was wearing overalls and a white shirt with a red apple on the front.
“That's not a word!” Another filly said. She had white fur with a purple shirt and purple plaid skirt of varying shades. She had a horn on her head. Her hair was light pinkish purple.
These were the CMC, Or Cutie Mark Crusaders. From the order there was Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle. This was going to be a great day. They then began to argue which fueled the chaos needed to start to breaking free.
“And this class… Is Chaos Underling.”
“What’s it supposed to be?” Asked Twist.
“He called himself an imp that lost his face.”
“How?” asked Apple Bloom.
“It is said he used to be a young earth pony colt that wandered into the Everfree Forest at night and got lost. When he emerged the next day, he lost his face and became this. They say he wears masks as a way of remembering of how he used to have a face before he lost his, and lures foals into the forest to become one as well with music and promises of having fun forever.”
‘Really Tia? You made sound like a pony that turned into this? It’s a shame a lot of books will have to be rewritten.’
Discord laughs as the group leaves and he begins to large cracks begin to take shape as he broke free.
He then made big entrance by making smoke appear and making a loud noise as he began to take form and made himself bigger as he stopped and cracked his neck.
“Oi! 10,000 years, will give you such a crick in the neck!” He said in his best Genie impersonation.
“Now that’s how you do it.” I said as I told him about my planet and its movies that had someone with magic like his, but used it grant wishes, but loved to make puns and references.
“Now c’mon I want to cause some trouble! I’ve kept my end of the deal!” I said as I practically felt like I could shake the statue if I could.
“Ohhh… ok! Welcome aboard Chaos-teer!” Discord says as he snapped his fingers and I was free once more.
“Wooohoohoho! I feel great” I shouted as I danced around. I reached into my pack and pulled out the Skull Mask and put it on.
“Ahhh, a mask is so nice to have. You can be whatever you want even if it’s just for show.” I shout again.
“Pleasure doing business with you Skully, now why don’t we cause some Chaos?”
“You don’t have to tell me twice, just remind me when we take care of the Princesses.
Later
It was glorious. Cotton candy clouds, Chocolate rain, and Cola storms. It was great. I may like causing havoc, but I try not to get anyone hurt unless they deserve it. We decided that I would take the Elements, while Discord starts up an entrance with the Mane Six and Celestia.
“You sure this’ll work?” Discord asked.
“Of course, you think they would put a seal on the strongest items in Equestria, they’d be useless to anyone else. Unless you know what they do.” I said as we entered the Castle Vault and found the box. I opened the box and found the six gemstones. Honesty, Laughter, Kindness, Generosity, Loyalty, and Magic. I place the Laughter one on.
“This suits me doesn’t it?” I laugh out as I put it on my neck.
“It won’t work, but you sure know how to make a draconequus laugh.” Discord laughed as I admired my new piece.
With a snap Discord made the Elements disappear into the Hedge Maze and warped to the mural of him being turned to stone by the Princesses and me close behind.
Cue the introduction
“That chamber is protected by a powerful spell that only I can break! This doesn't make sense!” The princess said. She had her celestial flowing mane, with her white fur and a sparkling white dress with her cutie mark on her chest, which was quite big, at least an E cup.
“Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in making sense?” Discord says as he laughs.
“Discord... Show yourself!”
“You miss me, Celestia? I missed you. It's quite lonely being encased in stone, but you wouldn't know that, would you, because I don't turn ponies into stone.”
“Enough! What have you done with the Elements of Harmony?”
“Oh, I just borrowed them for a teensy little while. My friend likes his new gift.”
“You'll never get away with this, Discord! And Imp, show yourself!”
“Oh, I'd forgotten how grim you can be, Celestia. It's really quite boring.”
I make myself known as I walked into the room with a kooky grin.
“Hi.”
“Nopony insults the Princess!” A rainbow-haired pony shouted before trying to fight a Chaos god. She was wearing shorts and white tank top and blue vest with her cutie mark on her vest and shoes. Her chest was small, at least a B-cup, probably held down by a sports bra to help gain more speed.
“Oh, you must be Rainbow Dash, famed for her loyalty, the Element of Harmony you represent.”
“That's right! I'll always be loyal to the Princess!”
“We'll see about that.”
He then begins listing the other Elements. Rarity, Applejack, Twilight, Fluttershy, and Pinkie. Rarity was wearing a designer black skirt and white blouse with a purple mini scarf around her neck. Her chest being DD. She was wearing black high heels. Applejack was wearing denim jeans and an orange button down shirt with her trademark Stetson and a pair of boots. She was well toned, and had C-D cup bust. Twilight was wearing a black skirt and white button down shirt with a purple shawl. Her size was D. Fluttershy was wearing a sunhat and a green dress with pink flowers embroidered at the bottom. Her size was at least a DD. And Pinkie was wearing bright blue pants and a yellow tank top saying “Party” on the front. Her size was a perky C.
“Stop stalling, Discord! What have you done with the Elements of Harmony? And why have you released your Minion?
“Oh, so boring, Celestia. Really? He’s not a Minion, he just likes to be a jokester like me.”
I just laugh a little.
“I will you where the Elements are, but only in my way. To retrieve your missing Elements, just make sense of this change of events. Twists and turns are my master plan. Then find the Elements back where you began. Ho ho ho hoooo.” Discord answered before disappearing and leaving me with confused and angry mares.
“So who’s up for a little Scavenger Hunt?” I ask before being hit with a magic spell. � �m,F�