“…You got to blend in,” Pinkie stated to herself while padding herself in one of Shining Ash’s diapers. “Every pony in Ponyville knows you and they’ll never let you in at the top secret mailk bar if they know who you are and that you’re the meanie who made Swaddle Puff run away there.”
***
Ms. Pie still had the dress and bonnet she had purchased the day before. So she put those on. She then styled the exposed parts of her mane and tail with ribbons and bows to ensure she was now ‘Silly Filly’ instead of Pinkie Pie.
“Let’s do this,” she said with determination while prancing out of the nursery, out of the house, and into Ponyville.
***
It was an extremely awkward trek into Ponyville. Pinkie was used to greeting every pony she saw with a smile and reminder of how close their birthday was. However she knew she couldn’t do that. She had to keep her cover. She had to…
“Are you that big baby pony from yesterday?” a small voice asked while tugging at the back of the dress. “Wow! What big diapers you have! Are you a foal to a giant pony who lives in the scary Everfree Forest?”
Pinkie felt her cheeks flush red as the colt’s questions started to draw a crowd.
“…Is your mommy and daddy back in the Everfree Forest?” he continued to ask. “Are they not here because they can see you from the top of a giant beanstalk …?”
A crowd had now gathered and begun to whisper amongst themselves before the colt’s father and mother came rushing forward.
“That’s enough, Curious Mind,” the father stated while picking up his son with his Unicorn magic.
“Sorry he bothered you,” the Pegasus mother said very nervously. “We’ll just be getting out of your way.”
Many eyes were now on Pinkie and she knew her cover would be blown if she didn’t get away super fast. So, before more ponies could swarm in on her, she made a run for it.
TRIP-THWUMP
Laughter filled the air as ‘Silly Filly’ fell forward and landed in a way that allowed the dress to slide up like a curtain to reveal her diaper.
“Not used to such bulk between my legs,” gasped Pinkie.
“Hey Applejack!” cried a familiar voice from far too close by. “What da ya think is goin’ on over thar?”
Pinkie’s cheeks were now burning crimson red as she found herself doing a bit of a ‘diaper dance’ as she tried to get herself back on her four hooves. This brought more laughter and curious citizens as she gradually got the dress to fall back over the bulky baby garment.
“Ha-ha!” chuckled a familiar voice from overhead. “Pinkie should be here to see this!”
“Dashie?” thought Pinkie while trying to peek towards the clouds just enough to see her pranking pal had broken off from the weather team to take in the sight the whole town had now become fixated on.
“It’s not Nightmare Night!” called Dash down between laughs. “But you definitely are in quite the costume for it!”
Pinkie was starting to feel laughed at instead of laughed with. Her feelings were hurting fast and she did all she could to scurry away towards, what she hoped, would be the safety of the milk bar.