Pinkie and I arrived at Twilight's and from the looks of things she hasn't left the house in awhile. I walked over to her and she didn't notice because she was still buried in a book. I got close to her left ear and whispered.
"I'm the master of cahoogleshcmits. Blarb Cungsningerhaloo and Ollie Dafodill say hello star shine as the earth once said to itself." She slowly turned her head towards me. From her expression, it looked like I just sucked all of the intelligence out of her brain. She sat there for a few moments before snapping out of it.
"Ezekiel...I have no idea what you just said." She shook her head. "Just tell me why your here so I can get back to my studies." She said rubbing her temples
"Whoa did I really give you a head ache?" I asked.
"Yes....you did...now please if you will just tell me, I can get back to it!" She said annoyed.
"Ok ok sheesh Pinkie and I had a question...." Pinkie cut me off.
"Nope I already know the answer I just wanted to tell Twilight." She said cheerfully bouncing around the room seemingly making Twilight's head ache worst.
"Ok then" I continued. "Only I have a question apparently." Pinkie giggled a little still bouncing and Twilight motioned for me to get on with it. "Are uh...pink cotton candy clouds filled with chocolate milk a new thing around here or...." Twilight cut me off this time. She looked at me with a lot of concern and worry.
"WHAT!! When did you see them!?!?" She shouted.
I fell back in surprise for I was not expecting that reaction. "Sheesh settle down will ya?" I said as I sat up. "What the hell was that for?!"
She looked like she was panicking and tried to speak for a moment or two before finally blurting out some coherent. "We have to tell Celestia!!"
"Aww do we have to Twilight, do we have to?"
"Yes Pinkie! If this is anything like the last time there were chocolate milk filled cotton candy clouds, we could be in danger!" I looked around confused as to how cotton candy clouds with chocolate milk in them were somehow harmful. She noticed the puzzled look on my face. "I'll try to explain it to you later! Right now we need to get the others and go see the princess!" She turned to Pinkie. "Pinkie you go find Applejack and Rainbow Dash, Ezekiel get Fluttershy, I'll get Rarity."
"Okie dokie lokie." Pinkie said bouncing out of the door.
"Ok...sure?" I replied not knowing what was going on.
"Ok let's get moving! We haven't much time!"
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I was about half way to mine and Fluttershy's house. Nothing really out of the ordinary but I did notice afew more of those clouds flying around and some pegasi trying to tame the clouds with no avail. The house was in view now and as I got closer I was greeted with the path I was walking on turning to liquid soap and I slipped, fell, and slid the rest of the way to the door and struggled to stand up. I finally managed to stand and opened the door.
"Hey Fluttershy!? You here?!"
"I'm upstairs."
I walked up the stairs and turned into our room and saw a sleepy looking Fluttershy. "Were you taking a nap?"
"Yes I just woke up when walk into the house."
"I see. Did you have a nice nap?" she smiled and shook her head. "I'll take that as a yes." We smiled at eachother before I remembered why I was back here earlier that planned. "Oh right! Fluttershy, Twilight sent me to find you. She wants us to meet back at the library as soon as possible."
"Oh my what's wrong?"
"I honestly have no idea. I don't know how cotton candy clouds filled with Chocolate milk is dangerous." I shrugged. She however looked very concerned. "What's wrong?"
"I will go say goodbye to my animal friends and then we can leave if....um....you want to."
"Sure take your time." I said as I sat down on the floor and waited. About 15 mins later she came back and walked over to me and nodded. I opened the door for her and she looked almost shocked at what she saw. I looked at what she was staring at.
"Oh yeah." I said scratching the back of my neck. "It's a tad slippery this afternoon. Be careful." She nodded and began walking with me following her close behind.
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"This day just keeps getting weirder and weirder as it goes on." I said walking beside Fluttershy. " Do you have any idea what's going on around here?"
"I um...think I might know.....I really hope I'm wrong."
"Ok?.....care to clue me in dear?"
"Last time the roads were soapy and there were clouds like that....there was an evil monster that tried to take over Equestria." She looked at the ground at the memory.
"Hmm...I see. Welp that's just great."
"What's wrong?"
"Well let's see...I come to a new land, fight a monster, die, come back to life and now may have to fight another monster..."
"Oh I just couldn't ask you to help. I'm not even sure if it is him."
"Well I am helping. I don't know how but I'm helping no matter what you say."
Fluttershy stopped and looked at me like she was sad about something. "Why are you being mean?"
"Am I? I'm sorry, I guess the idea of fighting another monster so early is getting to me." I hugged her and apologized again. She smiled and we continued walking to Twilight's.
We were almost there and I've had it with all this weirdness. The sun and moon rapidly rising and falling, really strang behavior from animals, and these stupid clouds that keep flying into me. I avoided some of them but only to slip on the liquid soap road we were walking on.
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We arrived at Twilight's and both she and Rarity were waiting for us and the others.
"Where's Pinkie Pie, Applejack and Rainbow Dash at?" I asked.
"I don't know I was about to go look for them." Twilight answered.
Fluttershy looked out of the window and saw them coming this way. "There they are!" I went over and looked out of the window to. AJ was slipping as bad as I was trying to walk on the soapy road, Pinkie was skating basically and Rainbow was flying as always. I laughed for a few seconds but stopped before they came In.
"This better not be what I think it is Twi."
"I'm afraid that's what it looks like. I haven't got word back from Celestia so I can't completely be sure"
"Well I for one think this is dreadful even if it isn't him."
"I dunno.I kinda like it!"
"Yeah Pinkie we got it the first hundred times you told us!"
Fluttershy remained silent and I was getting more confused by the minute. "Would you guys just tell me what the hay is going on!!" I yelled and everypony went quiet for a couple minutes before Twilight said one word that seemed to cause her pain as she spoke it. "Discord."
The room was silent once more, it was almost like a movie and I still had no idea what was going on. I stared at her for a little bit before speaking. "Discord? As in chaos and disorder?"
"Yes." Twilight answered.
"Well then let's go find who ever is causing this and take care of them."
"I wish it were that simple."
"So what's stopping us?"
And the suddenly there was a voice that came from nowhere and said. "Nothing." and then faded away. Everyone else looked at eachother with shock and worry and I think I just messed myself alittle.