Spiders and Magic: New Families

by Masterob


Weddings Part V-Deadpool and Pinkie Pie

Soon came time for Pinkie Pie's wedding at her family's rock farm. Granted her family hoped to use the 'Choosing Stone' to sway Pinkie's decision by finding another pony, she was content on marrying Deadpool. Plus Deadpool already expressed his opinion on the 'Choosing Stone'.

They even asked Cheese Sandwich if he wanted to try and be with Pinkie, but Cheese cares more about Pinkie's happiness than his own, getting some respect from Deadpool, promising to find the other party pony a mare soon.

The place was carefully organized to fit a lot of ponies on the farm, especially considering that Limestone didn't want them messing anything up. She was also very vocal about the ponies going anywhere near the farm's Boulder, much to the annoyance of many, even Pinkie Pie.

"This place looks extremely dull," Trixie said, looking around. "I don't really care for it."

"It's not that bad," Mayday said. "I heard it's really pretty during Hearth's Warming."

"Still, don't like it much," Trixie said. "I dread the idea of having to work here."

Meanwhile Pinkie Pie was in her room getting her dress on, with the assistance of her sisters.

"Oh man I can't wait, in an hour I'm gonna be married! Funny I always thought Maud would get married first, she's obviously the prettiest out of all of us," Pinkie said.

"Seriously can't believe you're marrying that guy Pinkie, he's so weird. I know you're random yourself but he's just out of it!" Limestone said.

"Aw don't be like that, Deadpool is a very sweet guy once you get to know him," Pinkie said.

"I still think even you could have done better, but it's your choice," Limestone said with a shrug.

"We should give him a chance," Maud insisted.

"See, even Maud agrees," Pinkie said.

"What don't you two agree on?" Limestone said.

"Don't be jealous Limestone, fact is that me and Maud like him," Pinkie said.

Limestone turned to Marble, "What about you? Think this guy is good for Pinkie?"

Marble nervously glanced between her two sisters, the happy and hopeful face of Pinkie, to the angry and serious face of Limestone. Marble hid behind her mane, not really wanting to give an answer.

"Marble it's just the four of us, you can be honest you know," Limestone said.

Marble looked back at her sisters, this time Limestone attempted to give a more reassuring face, though she still maintained some seriousness to her.

"...I guess..." Marble muttered out.

"You guess? Come on how about a better answer than that, I mean seriously-"

"Enough!" Maud said, a little louder than normal. Limestone turned to see that Maud expressionless demeanor didn't change much, though there was a hint of annoyance on her face, not to mention the slight difference in tone. "It isn't important what we think, we need to trust Pinkie Pie's judgement. She's a very smart mare, she wouldn't do this if it was a bad idea."

Pinkie nodded and focused on Limestone, "Thanks for caring about me at least, but I promise you that I know this is what I want."

Limestone sighed and nodded, "If you say so." Limestone looked to Pinkie, "Look, we'll still be there for you no matter what, we're four parts of a whole pie, we'll never abandon you."

Pinkie had some teary eyes and hugged her sisters close, "I love you all! You're my favorite, and only, sisters in all of Equestria!"

Limestone did a nervous chuckle though looked a bit annoyed, Marble had a small blush though managed a smile, and Maud just looked on, though showed some signs of a smile as well. Within moments the three other sisters slowly returned Pinkie's hug.

The moment was interrupted when Twilight knocked on her door, "Pinkie, it's gonna be time soon, get ready."

Pinkie nodded, "Wow, sooner than I thought." She broke away from her sisters, "Let's make this a great wedding!"


Later on the guests were seen waiting with Deadpool standing at the altar, next to Peter, who is once again the Best Stallion. Deadpool had a suit but still wore his ninja mask. Maud was also there as a Bridesmaid for Pinkie Pie.

"Thanks for being there for me Spidey, I know I'm not the most popular guy among everyone else, but it's cool of you to take this role," Deadpool said.

"I do what I can to help, just promise me you'll be a good husband for Pinkie, all of Twilight's friends mean a lot to me after all," Peter said.

"Hey, I might be a random guy who loves annoying the crap out of others, but Pinkie means more to me than anything in the world, even I wouldn't be stupid enough to mess that up," Deadpool said.

"I'm glad you at least take that seriously," Peter said. "But if you ever need help...any help at all, come see me or Twilight."

"She did help me already with something," Deadpool said.

Peter rubbed his head, "Really? What?"

"You'll see," Deadpool said. At that moment the wedding music played, Mayday doing her flower girl duties. "By the way, your daughter's so freaking adorable!" He turned to Maud. "Isn't she adorable!?"

"Yes, she is," Maud said.

Pinkie walked down the Aisle, looking very pretty in her dress, despite some of its unusual party designs. It's Pinkie after all, Deadpool loved that about her.

As they stood together, Celestia did her usual job.

"We are gathered here for the wedding of Pinkie Pie and...Deadpool," Celestia said, finding the name so weird.

"What do you expect, it's PinkiePool!" Deadpool said.

"isn't your name Wade though?" Celestia asked, then shook it off. "Well it's your wedding, you announce it as you choose."

"You rule Princess Sun Mare," Deadpool said.

Celestia sighed in minor annoyance, but knew that Deadpool was sincere in his compliment, and started her duties. She would do her usual speech, though once again changed for this wedding. Pinkie Pie looked super excited, but Deadpool looked a little bored. He just wanted the speech to end so he could be married already.

Celestia finished up, "Do you, Deadpool, take Pinkie Pie to be your wife?"

Deadpool scoffed, "Duh, that's why I proposed to her."

Celestia rolled her eyes and turned to Pinkie, "Do you, Pink-"

"Yes! I absolutely do! Make us husband and wife!" Pinkie said excitedly, not even giving Celestia a chance to finish.

Celestia sighed a little but continued on, "Then I now pronounce you husband and wife."

Pinkie went for a kiss but realized, "Oh, your mask, I can't kiss you with your mask on."

"Why did you even have it on though?" Peter asked.

"Because I have a surprise, remember what I said about Twilight?" Deadpool asked.

Deadpool took his mask off and revealed a surprised. His normally scarred up face was now normal, he looked like a regular stallion, a handsome one as far as Pinkie's concerned.

"Whoa..." Peter said. "Twilight did that?"

"Yeah, I asked her if there's a way to fix my face for Pinkie, I want the best for Pinkie," Deadpool said.

"Aw, you didn't have to do that, I liked you the way you were already," Pinkie said.

"I know, but I didn't think it was fair for a girl, who has such a pretty face, charming personality and a really round ass to marry a guy who, according to most people, isn't as handsome as you should expect," Deadpool said.

"Aw...you're too sweet, now kiss me!" Pinkie demanded.

She and Deadpool engaged in a very passionate kiss, further signifying their marriage. Everypony else seemed happy for the two, somewhat.

Later on Pinkie and Deadpool were talking with the wedding guests, explaining their happiness over the wedding.

"I know, all you mares wish you could have me now, too late!" Deadpool taunted.

Pinkie hugged Deadpool, "Yup, he's all mine! I love you Wade!"

"You too Pinkie!" Deadpool said, giving her a big kiss.

"At least he looks a bit better now," Limestone said.

"He's very handsome now," Maud said.

"Mmhmm," Marble said.

Deadpool noticed Pinkie's parents nearby, "Hey! Mom! Dad! Over here!"

Hearing that made her parents shudder a bit, they're still not too keen on who their daughter married but they would give it a chance.

"I think they like you!" Pinkie said.

"What's not to like?" Deadpool said. "I'm just that awesome." He looked around and saw something surprising. "Man everypony's here, including the funs ones! I see Cheese Sandwich, Vinyl Scratch, Lyra Heartstrings, and-" Deadpool let out a loud gasp. "Cable! He came! He actually came!" Deadpool rushed to his 'friend'. "Cable!"

Pinkie looked surprised, "Wow, it's nice that Deadpool had a friend who came."

"Actually," Pinkie heard Logan say. "He only came because he thought this was a joke, he didn't actually expect to see an actual wedding."

"Oh...well Deadpool's happy, that's all that matters right?" Pinkie nervously said.

Logan shrugged, "I guess."


Later on everypony began to party, during this Laura had stood near Limestone.

"So...you think we'll have a future together?" Limestone asked.

"Probably," Laura said. "Not easy since you live on this farm and I live in Ponyville. I'm not ready to leave Fluttershy, I still need her."

"Whatever happens will happen, but I do care about you, just so you know," Limestone said.

Laura smiled a bit, "Thanks..." The two leaned in for quick kiss, then decided to join the others in the party.

Peter seemed happy with everything happening so far, "All these weddings, all of them so beautiful, even the one today, that's surprising."

"What matters is that they truly love each other, I find it very sweet," Twilight said.

Peter noticed Laura and Limestone, "So how long before those two get together like this?"

Twilight raised her eyebrow, "I'm not sure, can't really tell with those two."

Peter looked toward Spike and Janet, "One more wedding, think they're ready?"

"I hope so," Twilight said. "I'm nervous for Spike, but I need to be confident in him as well."

"Well both help him," Peter said.

The guests cleaned up later and prepared for the final wedding that would happen the next day.

Five weddings down, one more to go.