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// You Were Suited for Redressing 
// Story: Letters from an Evil Empress 
// by zackepic22 
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Dear Twilight and Friends,
 
My sister has gone out on a, uh, ‘outing’, having taken a whole platoon of her elite Sunguard with her, and, all of them left shortly after writing that letter about the Fall Ponyville running. She’s apparently going to pay a visit to the local Diamond Dog operation not too far from Ponyville. Honestly, considering her mood after having to wear those ridiculous looking things, I’m honestly not sure how far she’ll go. I think considering how long she’s been gone, she’s probably toying with them, giving them the fright of their lives. I wish I could join her, but, again, I’m not really sure how far she’ll go this time…
 
I’ve been doing quite a few things with Cadance since. Honestly, after I found out I had a niece, I was admittedly worried about how we would get along, and, how she would feel about me. But, when I first did get the chance to meet her, she actually seemed...Pretty nonchalant about me. Honestly, I’m kind of worried about what sort of things she might have seen as Daybreaker’s niece.
 
Anyway, she really is adorable. Honestly, she might be a bit perfect...But, that might just be because I’m biased as her other aunt~ Tiberius gets along quite well with her too. He just melts under her pure affection. This really is the niece I’ve been waiting for since I was a young mare~
 
...Though, I admit, I think she uses her love magic a bit too impulsively. I mean, what if some random pair that she tries that on are just squabbling friends? Or, complete strangers? ...Orrrrr, actual family members.
 
Honestly, I think Cadance needs a talk about that sort of thing soon.
 
Ohhhhhh, but, Twilight, Rainbow, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie, you were probably all hoping I wouldn’t notice what’s happened recently with the five of you and Rarity, right? You were all probably hoping that I would just tell you that you did a good job on your lesson, right?
 
Aahahahahahahahah, no.
 
I mean, you did do good in the end, but...The fact that you would take advantage of your friend’s generosity like this?
 
I mean, those outfits you wore! I may be a millenia behind on fashion trends, but, I saw photoes of those things you wore, and, I have to say, the dresses in that open fashion show were downright embarrassing. A fact that I’m pretty sure you realize, especially since, outside of my sister’s fashion, Hoity knows what he’s talking about.
 
And, you drove your friend into seclusion. Honestly, it’s a good thing Hoity seemed to have changed his mind before my sister gets back, because, I’m not sure how my sister would react to this. Maybe not with tar and feathers, but possibly. Though, I think honey and feathers could be just as likely. She’d probably just want to see all five of you in feathers.
 
Rarity, I don’t really know you very well, or, really, any of you, but, all six of you did give me a chance to be with my sister again, and, I’ve heard some great things about your boutique from local Ponyvillians. Don’t let the actions of others get to you.
 
And, you five, behave, lest you all end up like Baron Snubnose…
 
Hoping you six are really all suited for each other,
 
Queen Nightmare Moon
 
Oh, sister, you’re back how did the trip go?
 
...Oh. So, they work for us now, huh? ...And, how many-
 
Fifty?! You took out fifty of them?! How many are even left to-
 
...Twenty. Okay, I suppose that’s not too bad, but- You’ve got a little red spot on your face. And your wings. And, your left front hoof...