//------------------------------// // Why Is Everypony Laughing? // Story: Oh Your God! // by Applejack App //------------------------------// “The Final item on the document is the rise or decrease on taxes in the following areas!” I yawned aloud boredly as the royal Hall was filled to the brim with political ponies, each pushing certain agendas. Luna at my side in her tiny little throne, eyes gazing out towards the crowd in a elegant silence. “Canterlot.” “Pft.” Luna rolled her eyes. “Fillydelphia.” “Hee.” “Manehattan.” “Fufu.” Luna coughed softly, placing her hoof gently over her muzzle. “Is something funny dear sister?” I sighed and asked with a raised brow. “Oh no! Do go on.” Luna smiled back sweetly. “Las Pegasus.” “ “Snort.” “ “Saddle Arabia.” “Oh my…” Luna giggled aloud as she shook her head. “Trottington.” “Ha!” “Baltimare.” “Hahaha!” “Grrr. Texhayes.” “Heeheehee.” “Cloudsdale.” “Really?” “And finally Ponyville.” “Wow! Didn’t even try on that one.” Luna wiped a tear away from her eye. “What on earth was so funny!?” I snapped down at my little sister as I swear I could hear chuckling among the crowd. “Sister when you named these places. Why all the you know?” Luna whispered back in a curious tone. “What’s wrong with the names?” I asked in confusion. “Wow! No never mind dear sister.” Luna giggled aloud with a smug smirk. “Mmmhmm.” I glared narrowing my eyes slowly. “Perhaps we should send more hay towards Texhayes.” Luna gave a small snort. “Why are they in a famine?” “Or better yet! I think Cloudsdale could be bigger.” Luna burst out into a giggle. “Is overcrowding an issue?” I asked in growing confusion. “Some say Fillydelphia has the highest birth rate in all of Equestria.” Luna spoke aloud as a few giggles echoed around the hall. “...” “I though personally think we should raise the speed limit in Trottington above a trott.” Luna giggled out loudly, the whole hall bursting out into a fit of laughter. “WHY IS EVERYPONY LAUGHING!” I snapped aloud and glared down to my sister. This morning was horrible. What was worse, I felt as if Luna finally got a drop on me. Note to self. Make sure she suffers tonight.