Right so, where do I start. Oh of course, introductions. My name is, or was, Todd Shome and I was just a normal human being. This is how that changed. Basic setup, i know. So I was at home, making a Mare do Well costume. See, I was going to dress up as her for Bronycon, but all I was missing was the hat. Luckily all I had to do was go on E-bay and try to find one. And yes, I'm a boy, but it doesn't mean I can't dress up as her.
To my surprise I found an exact replica and guess what! It was only $15! So I bought it and waited. Skip foward a few minutes and it arrived. Scarily fast if I may add. In retrospect I probably should've been more suspicious, but I was too excited.
I decided that it would be a good idea to try it on, and so I did... And then everything went dark... For a matter of five seconds. Once I could open my eyes again, I looked around. I was now in a large damp cave, that had a giant computer in it! The first thing to come to mind was the Batcave, but how or why would I suddenly be there? I stood up, or I would have if I didn't immediately fall back down on my face. I sat up and looked down only to see that I now had hooves. I also still had the Mare do Well costume on for some reason.
I went into a bit of a panick, but that stopped when I noticed my voice. It sounded different, like a... Female's? 'But that's not right, I'm a male!' I thought, going back into panick mode. I decided that before I did anything else, I should check. So I take off the MDW costume and after a few awkward moments of checking, I start panicking again. Mature, aren't I?
So I'll skip to after I calmed down, I'll be honest, I may have passed out at some point. After getting a hold of myself I figured that I should probably know where I was, but how would I do that? Then I get an idea. "C-computer?" I asked slowly, making sure my language didn't somehow change, thankfully it hadn't. With a sudden blinding light, the computer turned on. I stare at it for a few seconds then ask. "Could you tell me where I am?"
"You are in 'The Well'." It responded. 'The Well? What's that?' I asked myself like an idiot.
"Where is The Well located?" I continued.
"In Equestria." And that's where my brain shut down...Well, more like it started processing what that meant. If I was in Equestria then that meant I wasn't on earth anymore. But... Was that really a bad thing? The reason I wasn't really upset about not being on earth anymore was simple; I literally had no one who'd miss me. That and life on earth was progressively getting worse. You know that's somehow more depressing, isn't it?
But now arises the question of what do I do? Well first I wanted to see what I looked like, but how would I do that? Then I got an idea. "Computer, pull up my bio." I told it, more confidently this time and it did so. Apparently I'm a unicorn female with a teal mane and a dark blue coat, along with green eyes. My cutiemark is a flask with... Water? And a starfish in it. It also showed my name as Seastar. I shrugged and supposed I should just roll with it.
So now what? Well I made list. I had a MDW costume, a batcave ripoff, aaaand I'm good at karate... Of course the only logical conclusion was to be The Mysterious Mare do Well! It's times like these that I wonder how I'm still alive.
So after an hour of getting used to my new body, get your mind out of the gutter, I decided to explore The Well. In short I found a training room, a bedroom, a pantry stockfull of food and, a room full of bit's and jewls. Eventually I came across the exit, which had a great view of Ponyville. I assumed I was in Canterlot mountain, which I later found out that I was correct. The computer is really useful.
Well with that done the only thing left to do was go to Ponyville!.. I honestly have no idea how I came to that conclusion.
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