"Okay, Zeke is doing his meditation thing Pinkie. You sure you told the others." I ask my pink wife.
"Yepper pepper! Everyone agrees and the wedding will be the day after the new marrage law is set." Pinkie replied.
Some time after Kain became a council member he and Pinkie became quick drinking buddies. And with some... Insentive~ from me we managed to convince the girls a wife limit of twenty would be a nice, tall yet manageable number. "Alright then, so I have one girl in mind, what about you?"
"I have several but narrowed it down to three."
"That's our twenty if they say yes. So why you got in mind?"
"First up is my big sister Maud, then an old friend of Twilight's, Moon Dancer, and lastly Pureblood."
"Celesta's niece? Isn't she known for being a prick?"
"Yeah. But after she came back from the whole thing with the Nobodies, she changed and turned her life around. Now she's the captain of the Scouts."
"Oh. Good then. My idea is an old friend of mine. A.K Yearling."
"How did you meet her? Twilight and Rainbow Dash love her books!"
"I'm not named rune without a reason. My college diploma is in historical magic. She came to the museum I used to work at for some translations of several tablets one more than one occasion. We ended up talking and well, the character "Dead Language" is based largely on me."
"Oh... Neat! So who should we get first?"
"Pure's the closest so let's start with her."
"Okay doki loki."
It wasn't a long walk to the Scouts H.Q. and as hoped Pure was in her office. She was incharge of going over what worlds were ranked as and ranking the scouters. We were sitting across from her now. "So what brings you two here today?" Pureblood asked as she took a sip of her ice coffee. Huh. D-cup clearly, looks firm too.
"We've come to invite you into our herd." Pinkie said.
Pureblood nearly did a spit take, forcing herself to swallow the drink then go into a coughing fit. "E-excuse me?!"
"The council is working on getting the herd wife limit up to twenty given the many Equestria reflections joining and other similar worlds out there, it would work out and as the head councilman Zeke and our family is like an example." I said.
"Okay... And why me? I was a bitch to everyone before."
"But you're diffrent now after coming back. Pluse, it's a welcoming family, and everyone but the kids and Zeke don't know about the new additions we're gathering."
"So only the wives know then... Why not tell your husband?"
"Cause he can't say no to us. We sprung Pinke and the others joining his marrage when they came back and he just agreed."
"So... Again, why me?"
"There are others we're getting but A, you're the closest, and B, we think you'll fit in good."
Pure seemed to be thinking hard about this. Not everyday the most important family on the world extends an invitation. "I... I don't know... I did some really bad things..."
"So did Queen Chrysalis and she's a loved and welcome member of the herd." Pikie added.
"True... Alright... I guess I'll give it a shot."
"Yay!" Pinkie cheered. "Head up to the castle and let Celesta know you're in."
"So my aunt is also going to be my wife now... Stars that's not going to be weird at all..."
Our next stop was New Canterlot, rebuilt into the main hub of travel between worlds. The castle there was remade into a gummi ship port. It was in the new Library where this Moon Dancer was working as the new reshelfer for the Library. It took some looking but we finally found her reshelfing books. "Moon Dancer?" I asked.
"Yes how may I-" She turned to see us, and about had a heart attack. "R-R-Rune and Pinkie Pie! What are you two doing here?"
"Looking for you." I replied simply. Damn she's got a nice rack. They look as big as Celestia's, and she's a tripple D.
"W-w-why me?"
"Wanna be in our herd?" Pinkie asked with a cheeky smile. Rather than reply, Moondancer's noise started bleeding before she fell over. "Yay! She must be one of Zeke's fangirls."
"Seems so." I replied. "Should we tell someone about this?"
"I think she'll wake up soon."
"Ugh."
"Told ya."
"I had the best dre-" Moondancer feoze when she looked up at us, then felt the blood still flowing from her nose. "Not a dream... Real!"
"Yup." Pinke and I said.
Moondancer jumpped up and gave us both a hug. "Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!"
"That was fast." I said. "Not even gonna think it over?"
"I live alone, was killed by a madman, then your husband comes along and suddenly Im alive. I owe him my life and even without that I only have my work as an excuse to get out of bed in the morning... Even with Sparkle there I won't be alone... Anyway!" She said, letting go of the hug. "So what do I need to do?"
"Just pack and head off to Daybreak, head to the castle and let Celestia know we sent you." With that Moondancer ran off like Rainbow Dash in a race.
"Well... That was easy." I mutter. "A.K. is well off the beaten path so let's head up to your sister first."
We summoned our gliders and headed off to Pinkie's family farm. Pinkie's parents didn't come back but her sisters did. With some finances loaned from the new banks they turned the simple rock farm into a mass quary/rock farm. Turns out the Pie family can farm rocks with a special magical mixture that accelerates the process rocks go through to become gemes. What would take over a million years naturaly the Pie family can make happen in one to ten years depending on the stone in question. Even items for synthesis can be made by them. We landed ouside the house, which according to Pinkie was untouched and now sat next to a two mile deep quarry/farm thing. Upon knocking on the door we were greated with... With... A sexy goddess!
She had long purple hair, tripple D breasts both firm and self holding, a dreamy waist and a nice round firm yet bouny ass! There is no way that's all natural! "Hello? Oh, hi Pinkie." The goddess said.
"Hi Maud!" Pinkie said.
SHE'S MAUD?!?! There is a gods!! I mentally cheared. "W-well then Maud Pie. W-we were hoping you'd be interested in joining our h-herd." I stuttered.
"...Alright." Maud said.
THANK YOU STARS!!!! "Knew you'd say yes." Pinkie said. "Last time we met I mentioned Zeke you twitched your ear. You like him~" Pinkie teased.
"So does a fair amount of Equestria's female... And some male, population." She replied. "But yes he is... Unique, like a cut and chipped diamond. Hard to find broken from natural cause but still symmetrical. Pluse you told me he has a seven inch erection."
"Seven and a half." Pinkie corrected. "And the endurance without magic to match. Like a porn star from one of Rune's sex novels."
"I look forward to seeing that for myself~ I'll head off to the castle in an hour. Gonna let the others know and then pack." Maud said as she walked back in to the home.
"... Your sister is beyond hot." I finally said.
"Yup." Pinkie agreed. "All natural."
"I need a quickie."
"Sex in the quarry?"
"Let's make it fast."
After a... Two hour "quickie", Pinkie and I flew off to find A.K. She lived in a house deep in the western territory of Equestria.
We arrived and it was about as I remembered the last time I was here, over grown and shaggy. "A.K. Yearling lives here?" Pinkie asked as we hopped off our gliders.
"Yeah. Not what you'd expect from a successful author ans well renowned archaeologist." I replied.
We walked up to the door and knocked. "F...f...fuck..." The very sleepy amd kinda hung over voice of A.K. said. The door opened and the smell of booze filled my nose. Damn she's been drinking. "Who... Oh. Hey Rune."
"A.K... You're hungover..."
"Been in a slump... Got killed by a crazy man then came back... But none of my competition did!"
"Uh... Mind elaborating that?"
"Ahuizotl, Dr. Caballeron, they didn't come back. At first it was a relief, no more worrying about the dangerous things falling into the wrong hands, but it's too easy now... No more danger or heck I even miss the life threatening fights."
Oh... Yikes. "Well... We came to offer an... Offer."
"For what?"
"Join our herd?"
"Why? I mean, don't get me wrong I've slept with dragons, minotaurs, and Dr. Caballeron before he turned into an asshat, so Zeke would be interesting yet familiar in terms of bedroom species but what reason can you give me?"
"Adventure." Pinkie spoke, gaining A.K.'s attention. "Zeke does a fair amount of off world combat and a lot of lost history finding with lots of danger."
"... Can I get an example?"
"Well for one Daybreak was hidden via magic and special keyblades lock. Lot of lost info has been rediscovered."
"... So of I join it's a life of fighting, adventure, and sex?"
"Lots of sex."
"I'm in."
"Great." Pinkie and I said in unison.
"I can't belive THE A.K. Yearling is in our herd!" Rainbow screamed after everyone got to the castle and Pinkie and I introduced them.
"Pinkie, your sister is... Rather large." Rarity said.
"Good to see you again Pureblood." Celestia said, talking with her niece, to-be-wife.
"Same auntie... This is gonna be awkward." Pure said.
"Trust me, it's going to be easy for me since Luna and I have become uswd to this already." Celestia chuckled.
"Everyone." I spoke up, gaining their attention. "Zeke will wake up from his meditation training thing soon since he seems to be sturing a lot so I have an idea. For those who were here for it, remember when Zeke first woke up with us?" I gave a smile that soon spread around.
"Hehe, we were naked cuddleing him while he was recovering." Hearts said.
"Yes. I recomend a repeat of that, but with our new additions. Any objections?" No one said anything but everyone had a blush and toothy grin. "Then let's get to it. Girls go strip and hop into bed with Zeke."
Two hours later.
"RUNE!!!!!!"
"Looks like he's awake."