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// Twilestia - 'Bananas' - BestinDworld 
// Story: You Ship It, I Write It 
// by AJtheRaven 
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"Did you know that bananas are naturally radioactive? This property comes from the Potassium-40, which is a radioactive isotope of potassium." Twilight glanced over at her regal marefriend. "Celly? Did you hear me?"
This question was prompted by Celestia's rather vacant expression. She was staring off into the distance with her eyes wide and dreamy. "Twilight?" she said after a while in a thoughtful tone of voice. 
"Yes?"
"... I think I'm a banana."
Cue the music, the flashing strobe lights, and the oversized banana costume. 
Twilight blinked. "What. Is. Happening."