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// Prompt:  Wouldn't be caught dead 
// Story: The Various Promptings of gamexpert1990 
// by gamexpert1990 
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Technicalities




Twilight Sparkle was momentarily stunned by what she saw before her.  Discord was helping Spike organize a section of her castle library.  

She shook her head.  "Uh, Discord?  I thought you once said you would never be caught dead doing anything orderly, so why are you sorting my library?  That's one of the most orderly things I can imagine."

"Oh, please, Twilight.  Of course I said that, and I meant it.  I obviously won't be caught dead doing this sort of thing, since as you can see, I'm quite alive and well.  Besides, as a spirit of chaos, I'll possibly be undead before dead, so that turn of phrase applies differently to me."

"Undead before dead?  Wait, what?!"

"Oh, by the way, I've taken the liberty to rearrange some contents of these books.  It's all lovely gibberish now.  Happy reading!  Toodles!"  Discord disappeared with a snap.

"DISCORD!"  Twilight's eye twitched.