My Sister, My Sister and Me

by ArtieStroke


A Serious Discussion on Reproductive Issues

"Alright, let's get another Woohoo in here," Sonata said, clicking through the now-digitized document of questions sent in by viewers for the week's episode.

"Yes, let's do that. Just get right into that Woohoo."

Sonata gave Adagio a hard look over the lid of her laptop as she continued to scroll.

"...Anyways- this one was also sent in by Quill Davenport- thank you Quill! We oughta get these recurring users a nickname or something, don'tcha think?"

"Yeah, but that would require effort on our part," Aria drawled, sprawling in her chair like a miscreant with her voice distant enough from the mic to effect the audio quality later.

"Well, boo to you then! I say... Level 9000 Woohoo Answers User Quill Davenport."

"Oh, yes that certainly will be easy to remember."

"It'll catch on! I'm tellin' ya!"

"Why stop at level 9000," Adagio said, oozing with sarcasm, "Why not 10000? 20000? Hell, level infinity!"

Sonata stuck her tongue out at Adagio, "It's a REFERENCE- not that I would expect you to understand 'popular culture', Adagio- or as we hip kids say, 'pop culture'."

"I'm hip!"

Sonata raised an eyebrow, a smirk working its way onto her face, "Oh yeah? I bet you don't even know what a dab is."

"It's- Sonata that's a fish. We're fish. Why would I NOT know what a dab is?"

"Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure."

"Aria, back me up on this!"

"Nah- Aria ain't here right now. Leave you message at the beep."

"ARIA!"

"ANYWAYS!" Sonata looked back at her laptop, "The Woohoo answer user here, by the name of... something's gone wrong."

"That's their name?" Aria asked.

"No, it's- this dumb website isn't loading anyone's names- okay lemme just refresh here," She clicked once, the tension filled five seconds of silence as the webpage reloaded kept in the final production for posterity.

"Krazyfan1."

"Well that was definitely worth the fucking wait."

"Don't be a wet blanket, Aria- anyways, Krazyfan1 asks: Am I pregna- no wait... they ask 'Am I pregant'."

Another short silence made it's way onto the audio file, before Aria snorted.

"Am I pragnent, Adagio?"

Adagio was trying her best to suppress her giggles, as a single snort escaped her mouth, "I don't know- ARE you pargant?"

"Am I... gregnant?"

"Could I maybe be pregnate?"

Sonata let out a strangled laugh as she pounded the desk, "Help!"

"Is there a possibility that I am pegrent?"

"Am I pregegnant or am I okay?"

"How do I know if I'm prengan!?"

"I'm dying!!"

"Can you get... preganté~?!"

"Do you still bleed when you are pergert?"

"What is the best time to get the sex to become pregnart?"

"You guys suck!"