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// WWW. 
// Story: Twilight Does a internet 
// by -Twilight 
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 {Ponyville, Twilight's library 4:58 am}
After thoroughly examining the site from top to bottom, Twilight's only conclusion was that this was a site for "stalker" ponies 
who have nothing better to do in their lives so they made a site to examine others lives. She decides to leave it at that before she finds something she will regret.


She was about to close the laptop, or at least she thought that was how you do it. She Closed it until she heard a small "clicking" noise. 
"Sweet Celestia it's already 5:00am, I need to get ready to open the library." She set the device aside. she only had about a hour to get herself looking presentable. Twilight is a very punctual Pony, When she's not, her sanity tends to slip her easily.
Twilight sits for a moment. and listens to the narrator babble on about the times she wen't insane.

"Do you mind? Kinda in a hurry, Who your talking too probably already knows about it, move on" Twilight disobeys the narrators course in the story and takes her own. Down the stairs and to the lobby, which was oddly enough, black and white.
Twilight tries to open the door to the bathroom, only to realize it wasn't drawn yet. 

"Hey, What the buck is going on with my library, How do you expect me to get presentable if i can't even use the bathroom"
Twilight stomps about the black and white room waiting for a answer. 

"OH I'm sorry twilight, Are you talking about the room i have yet to narrate to? That's what happens when you don't cooperate 
with the author that's how it goes, now, get back up stairs for a moment, I'll fix everything up for you."
Twilight gives up and drags herself up her stairs again.


*ahem* 
{Ponyville, Twilight's library main lobby 5:10 am}

Twilight Drags herself back down the stairs. " Was all that really necessary, you know some of your "readers" are not gonna like it" Suddenly a mustache appears on her face.
"I don't care, this is a comedy as long as we both stay in character we'll be alright besides, your literally just "climbing through the window" of the 4th wall here so i wouldn't talk.
Twilight rips off the mustache and throws it on the floor. 
"I don't care about your stupid readers! its 5:20 and i need to get ready" Twilight said angrily. She ran into the bathroom and slammed the door. 


The narrator sighs. The loud slamming noise up  a particular dragon from his.... lets just call it sleep. 
Spike kicks the door open, toilet paper in one hand, a naughty book in the other, It was twilight's library, Its full of naughty books. Spike throws the naughty book and the toilet paper back in the de- i mean room. and heads down into the lobby.

"Twilight! Why are you slamming doors? I was trying to get some sleep" Spike said

"Pfft Sleep, I'm the author i know what you were doing." 

Spike begins to blush "O-oh hey narrator, Whats up?" He looks down at the mustache "What was going on here?" 

The narrator sighs "Twilight is being rebellious again, She's in the bathroom "Fixing up" I don't know how you ponies work but i have to go and keep this story on track, i bet by now everyone forgot about the laptop".

"What laptop?" Spike said 

"Oh, She never told you, This is what I'm talking about! She was supposed to tell you right after but she broke that too. 
I can't tell you much, trying to hold the story in place." The narrator explains the story's plot up till now It took no more than seven minutes or so ="

"So.. Do i get more appearances in the story?" Spike said.

"No, This is about twilight, In fact, Your kinda hogging up screen time, lets go." narrator snaps his fingers and spike disappeared with the mustache  in a instant

{Ponyville library 8:00 pm}

Twilight Sighs and fall back onto her couch. It was a uneventful day. The only people who even entered the library was Derpy, delivering mail. and The narrator who was really only trying to help

Twilight sat there, waiting for something to do. The library was closed at this point so of course she didn't need to stay in the lobby, She drags herself up her staircase and into her room where the device laid on her bed, open.




Twilight strictly remembers closing it, But what struck her as strange the most was the note attached to the monitor again.
"To go to where your free WWW is all you need "
Twilight snorts at the rhyming sticky note
"Probably a joke from the author i bet"  She rips of the note and just as it was floating away she caught more writing on the back.'

Dear twilight, I figured you would get frustrated with my cryptic riddle so i made a simplified version, dummy.  Under the writing was a address, she recognized it as a computer address. 


Twilight sat down on her bed with the laptop and begins tapping at the keyboard. 
"Hm, If i remember to do this correctly then : .w.w.w.g.o.o.g.l.e.c.o.m." She then clicks the enter key with the tip of her hoof.

Immediately, she was sent to a very much empty page, The only writing on the page was 3 numbers 4.0.4 

another note appeared in front of her, she unrolls it: Nice try, dummy. only put periods between www and com, silly filly.

Twilight was getting fed up with the authors constant bullying, but she obeyed anyways.
"Alright: WWW. GOOGLE. COM "
This time it took slightly longer, as if the device was actually considering the address. Once it was done registering she was sen't back to a familiar page.


-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Alright, Hope you enjoyed the new chapter that i couldn't get myself to make until now, Please forgive my entrance in the story, It was intentional ;)  Next chapter i'll have her explore more things