Fuzzy Bellyfarts and Fiery Foals
The white dracony foal bounded excitedly around the crystal map and seven crystal thrones his claws slipping and losing traction
on the floors that were also made of the same shimmering smooth crystals that made up the whole delicious crystalline castles structure.
His fur and scales glistened in the light as the little pudge ball charged headlong his eyes full of fun and determination his tongue trailing out of the side of his mouth, galloping like a mad dragon he turned sliding out of control and crashing into another foal. The filly gasped
as her pink fuzzy mane absorbed the incoming dracony like a giant inner dimensional sponge. No noise no fuss and no mess.
She was Just like her mommy, it must run in the family.
"Pinkie dear" Rarity giggled her eyes full of mirth "He did it again. If you please?"
Pinkie reached into a bowl of gems and picked a fine specimen of the most sickly piece of broccoli looking bobble she could find,
she held it to her nose and sniffed the bait a few times and satisfied of its quality took it in her hoof and quickly stuffed it into her own mane
"Here's a nice piece of jade broccoli yummy yummy yummy" Pinkie coxed her hair "It's your favorite".
A set of emerald eyes appeared in the cotton candy fog of Pinkies mane with a little orange dracony tongue sounding a defiant raspberry and a little white claw waving the broccoli crystal treat in view for all to see.
"Oh you little hooligan" Rarity faux screamed like a damsel in distress "What ever shall I do? Such a ferocious dragon that stole
my treasure and who now hides in the Pink caves of Doom!"
Her aura of magic grasped the little defiant munchkin and tugged at him with a blue glow as the pink mane stretched like a rubber band.
His eyes went wide with surprise as he sprung up freed from the Pink ones influence his raspberries continued his claws grasping
for air except the one with the ugly broccoli crystal, That bugger was stuffed quickly into his mouth drool escaping and flowing, raining
down onto the maps once clean surface. Up near the ceiling he went. The little guy learned a new concept. . .gravity.
Pinkie quietly watched the two. Both squealing with delight as mommy played with her most precious gem, Pinkie felt a tug around her
neck. How the little Pie bug appeared no pony else knows, She knew that it too ran in the family. Didit was feeding nicely as Pinkie let her lay on her withers wondering if Rarity noticed.
"We're back" Spike called out easily hauling a giant load of Hay Burger sacks like Raritys luggage" Who's ready for a little lunch?"
Trailing behind Spike was the regular crew, Nerdy Auntie Twilight 'The dracony taxi' with number two riding on her back,
'Expecting anytime now' Apple Jack trotted and waddled along.
Beside her was 'I think I might be, I hope so, I did have a little up set stomach last week' Fluttershy, talking with
Rainbow 'I think kids are so cool, but after I have a few years in the Wonderbolts besides I get to spoil these without all the hassles' Dash,
and Angel Bunny snuggling Opal followed by covey of fuzzy white baby cabbits.
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Pinkie ate quietly watching the others chow down scoop up and slurp their meals. Her foal busy slurping her drink.
Rarity and Spike claw and magically fed the two hybrid chainsaws that fed on raw draconic power buzzing through the burgers like
Twilight buzzed through parchment blotters and bottles of ink.
"Pinkie if you don't mind my saying yer little one didn't take one bite of her vittles is she okay there?" AJ wiped her muzzle.
"Apple Jack dear please don't talk with your mouth full please we're trying to teach our foals proper manors here".
"BURP"
"Spike!"
"Sorry it's the onions".
Twilight looked at Pinkies foal with a critical eye "Pinkie after all these months I can't remember ever seeing you foal eat a full meal".
Pinkie began to sweat.
"Are you sure she's okay?" Twilight continued to munch on her burger.
"Oh she fine more then fine she just had a big breakfast earlier".
Fluttershy peeked at Didit "She looks just like you when you were little, you know that?"
Pinkie smiled "She's more like her daddy really".
Rainbow watched Spike and Rarity playfully cleaning the goop and fries off their dracony foals and got a neat idea to cause a little chaos.
Dashy called out "Hey you guys why don't you two give them the 'Double Barrel Barrage'!"
Spike and Rarity peeked at the foals peeked at each other and with a wink and a giggle the foals got a nuzzle and snout to their barrels.
"BRAP FIZZLE BRAP BRAP BRAP!" Raspberries as Rarity would call them or Spikes bellyfarts let loose on the unsuspecting
dracony foals, they squirmed kicked and giggled happily under their parents multiple assaults as the others watched laughing and
launching words of encouragement at the family of four.
Pinkies view suddenly went pink, Was she suffering an eyeball malfunction, Hysterical blindness from laughing too hard?
"Oh hello" Her eyes focused on Didit or rather on Didits pleading face she too wanted in on the raspberry desserts.
Pinkie obliged after all it was one and only Pinkie pie who perfected the perfect raspberry and by golly she was going to share a great
big fuzzy belly blasting funalishous super duper I'll show em Industrial Strength Raspberry.
Her lips puckered and with a gasp of fresh air Pinkie unloaded single barreled blast to Didits middle.
FOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Didit laid on her back as all eyes watched a violently boiling Atomic mushroom cloud raise above the crystal map.
All that was left of Canterlot and the surrounding maps topography was a burned out wasteland of discarded burning bags and
wrappers of a once grand meal fit for hungry foals, a few coughs broke the silence as the inky black cloud dissipated amongst the
Golden Oaks rooted ceiling of the map slash throne room.
Slowly a giggle started and as the seconds continued laughter then guffaws filled the room smothering the once silent bunch.
Rarity looked around and asked "Can some pony tell me what's so funny?"
AJ blushed and slammed her hooves on the map roaring with a big ol belly laugh.
Rainbow was in fits rolling on the crystal floor tears flowing as she lost control.
All the rest were no better looking at Rarity even the dracony foals stared at her giggling to the point of wetting themselves.
Rarity looked at Spike who was doing no better "What?"
"It must of been the onions" Spike covered his eyes banged a claw on the edge of the table and fell to the floor laughing all the way down.
It was until Fluttershy spoke up that Rarity found out what was so funny "Rarity you look like a panda bear"
"Oh? Thank you dear Fluttershy I'm sure my Spikey will enjoy sleeping on the couch tonight!"
The roar of laughter finally died down as Rarity tried to fix her sooty make up as the two now half asleep dracony foals watched a
beaming Didit full of energy ready to play.
A flash of green flame flashed on the crystal map as all around the table now saw three dracony foals.
Pinkie was besides herself her eyes as large as balloons a overly big smile on her worried face.
"Pinkie your daughter" Twilight mumbled.
"Miss Pie your foal..."
Pinkie shrank down in her seat.
Spike started hissing at the three dracony foals who stopped to see papa looking at the sight, two froze wondering what was daddy
saying as the lone odd foal burst into a green flame her real form showing through the glow.
"Please please please Twilight don't banish me! She wont hurt anyone I pinkie promise!"
All eyes were now on Pinkie who franticly scooped up the changeling with poofy pink mane, pink gossamer wings and pink puffy tail.
Surrounded by the element bearers Pinkie stood her ground trembling waiting for the worst.
Spike hissed at the foal who burst out laughing and squirmed free, with her pink tinted wings abuzz she flew straight into Spikes
waiting arms and smiling snout.
"Who's the daddy, Steven, Keven?" Spike looked at Pinkie with a knowing grin.
"Doomie" Pinkie shyly said glancing at the bunch remembering Canterlot and Chrysalises last vengeful and almost successful attack.
"When did you learn to speak changeling?"
"When I first met Thorax" Spike joined the group who were oohing and awing at the cute Fly Pie " When did you first meet Doomie?"
"The Canterlot invasion".
The hug became terminal and reached critical mass in a very short time, But not long enough to break out in song.
The group hug continued as Pinkies worries disappeared about having a hybrid filly and noticed all the foals playing on the map as one.
One sooty foal after another rolling around on a sooty map with a sooty Rara-panda watching along with all her best friends.
"Rarity you missed a spot" As Spikes tongue darted out slurping across her face.
"Spikey you're so incorrigible" giggled Rarity.
"Wait till I get Twilight and Thorax hooked up!"
"SPIKE!"
All Angel Bunny could do is cover his eyes and shake his head in woe waiting for the day that Discord and his Butterball caretaker
add to the chaos of squirting coughing belching pooping magical little chaotic munch-kirins into an already screwy Equestria.
Cabbits were bad enough...