Me and this colt from outside have the same birthday, but he gets a birthday party and I dont. I turned five today. One two three four five. Nopony looked excited about me birthday, so I guess it isnt a good thing. I know this colt has the same birthday as me cuz today he had a party held for him at the bakery downstairs and I wasnt invited.
Happy birthday to me. Oh well. I tried sneaking downstairs so I could see what was going on, yes I did. I took to the walls and crawled along them with me legs and left green slime on the walls because that comes out of me. I got the door to me room opened and I sneaked downstairs where there was more light and there were ponies having fun. I wanted to have fun.
It was hard to do, getting downstairs. Mom had locked me in me room and chained four of me legs to the bed. She got these hoofcuffs from somewhere and made it so that I couldnt get away. I had to stay there, but I wanted to get out. So I did.
I used my sharper teeth to bite through the things that connected the cuffs to each other and eventually I got out. I never bite anypony, no never. I know it would hurt a lot, a lot more than if I just hit somepony with a hoof. Brothers stupid cuz this one time he told mom that I bit him, and she believed him even though he didnt have any marks on him. Just a bruise from where I hit him. He was beating me over the head and making me head throb and me eyes hurt behind them, so I hit him back. He deserved it. He knew he shouldnt have touched me, but then he did. He smiles at me something evil after mom punished me and locked me in me room.
I figured I was going to be punished again, but I just wanted to see what the ponies were doing, and anyway it had been a really long time since I had seen lights. The sun would shine through the window in me room, but I needed something more. I still do. All this darkness makes me tummy hurt and me eyes sore, and I dont like it, nope nope nope.
When I went downstairs, it couldnt have taken long for somepony to see me, cuz within a few seconds there was screaming. A lot of the ponies at the party were making horrific noises that made me ears tingle badly, and I felt like me eyes were gonna get wet. The colt, whoever he is, was brought outside and mom and dad chased me back into me room. I think I saw the pink mare at the party, but I dont remember her mouth ever opening when she saw me. Shes the only one who isnt disgusted by me.
Mom pushed me back into me room and I hit one of her forelegs in protest and she hit me back in the head. It hurt. It hurts. Me head still hurts and I cant concentrate right now. I think she hit me too hard. I wish she would pay for that, but shes me mom. After mom left, dad got some rope and tied me to me bed and told me to not go anywhere or else. They didnt want me ruining fun, but I didnt mean to do anything. I wanted to play with the pink mare and maybe some of the younger ponies, but not me brother and sister. Theyre evil.
Later on the pink mare came into me room and patted me on the head and smiled in a way that was different from before. I flinched but then relaxed and she just kept patting me. I wish she would have hugged me. I think me legs would be good for hugging. Then mom came to the doorway and made a mean face and told the pink mare to go back to her room, cuz she lives with us, and left me alone. I thought mom was going to hit me again, but I guess she felt too tired, so she went away.
I dont know why they all hit me so often but Ill make sure they pay for it, yes I will.