"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Twilight screamed, her mane flaming and smoking as it fluttered behind the panicked mare.
"SPIKE!" she continued to yell, "GET ME SOME WATER!"
Unfortunately, there was no water, for there was no Netflix, and therefore, there was no chill.
The mare continued her tirade of increasingly potent screaming.
Meanwhile, the author cackled devilishly as he slowly racked his mind for an original idea. In the end, however, he failed.