*** Meanwhile in a different dimension ***
Sunset Shimmer felt the beginnings of a hangover, and a mass of what felt like nude bodies wrapped around her. Opening her eyes she saw most of her friends wrapped around each other in a nude dogpile. Strike that ... definitely nude bodies. Okay Sunset don't freak out. There's a perfectly rational reason for this besides a drunken orgy between friends.
"Ahem!" Sunset coughed rousing her friends up, "Don't freak out everybody. Remember we video taped everything so we can just see what we did last night."
Sunset watched as her friends recoiled and blushed heavily as the same questions that popped into Sunset's mind popped into theirs. It was Rarity who asked the question everyone overlooked, "while that may be best. Where's Twilight?"
It took several minutes to get dressed, and after many different calls as well as searching around the apartment. That it was official. At some point in time, they had misplaced Twilight Sparkle. Thankfully Spike was staying with Shining Armor and Cadance or he'd have freaked out even more than they were.
"Alright! So to the camera!"
***Part 1 recording start***
"Hey Twilight! Twilight! Hey Twi~light!" Sunset drunkenly sang.
"What!?" SciTwi answered annoyedly.
"Hi."
"Umm ... hi? So are you sure that it's a good idea for us to drink? I mean isn't this illegal?"
"Ha! Not according to Equestria. The second you get your cutie mark you're technically an adult. And there are plenty of fillies and colts who have alcohol based Special Talents. And this is a special day. It's Equestria's Make Bad Decisions Day! And it starts with a shot of "Bad Decision".
"Well it is good to study other cultures. I'm game then," Twilight replied to the answering cheers of her friends.
"Don't worry though. I learned my lesson after the first time. Record everything, and don't let Ninja Monkeys kidnap you. I'll save you SciTwi from the ninja monkeys!"
"Ninja monkeys?"
"Always expect ninjas Twilight. Always," Sunset then leaned in and whispered in Twilight's ear, "they hide ... in ... your shadow."
Twilight shuddered before taking a shot.
*** End part 1 of the recording***
"Okay, so that was a thing that happened. At least you all enjoyed your first Make Bad Decisions Day?"
"Well from what Ah remembered it was fun. Until we lost Twilight," AJ replied.
"Yeah, from what I remember it was fun. I think I remember up till Twilight was riding you hard," Rainbow answered.
"Oh! Oh! I remember that! Sunset and Twilight made me an honorary Princess!" Pinkie Pie shouted, before looking sheepishly as the others cringed, "here I made a Granny Pie's Hangover Cure for all of you."
The others tentatively took a cup that Pinkie Pie offered them. It smelt like a diabetic coma in a cup. Rarity was the first to ask what all the others wanted to know, "what exactly is in it?"
"Well you make it in bulk. But it's one third a coffee pot full of espresso. One third brown sugar. And the last is one part hot sauce and three parts white willow tea," Pinkie replied cheerfully, "It'll put a pep in your step, and make those icky pains disappear. Trust me Granny Pie was super smart."
After chugging it down and after they all stopped seeing the world through Pinkie Vision. Sunset Shimmer got everyone back on track, "Okay, so I really want to see what this riding thing was about. I really hope it's not what I think it means. No offense Pinks, but my first time I want to be semi-sober enough to remember it."
***Part 6 recording start***
"Nya! Nya! Imma kitty pony! Ride me like a cowgirl SciTwi!" Sunset yelled. Her body was all alicorn magic girly. With her glowy alicorn horn, And wings of light. With Twilight wearing Applejack's hat sitting on her piggy back style, as Sunset drunkenly flew around.
"I'm going to ride you so hard my kitty pony! I'm Princess Twilight, Princess of teh Kitty Ponies!" Twilight cheered.
"Woohoo! My smexy princess!" Sunset responded as she flew head first into a wall. With her friends emphatically cringing as she fell to the floor and rubbed her head.
"Here let me kiss it and make it better," Twilight said and she leaned in and passionately kissed Sunset.
Pinkie popped out of Twilight's shadow, "That's not how CPR works silly billy." She laughed.
"I'm not complaining," Sunset replied breathlessly while idly rubbing her head.
"Then can I be your princess too?" Pinkie asked before kissing Sunset, and just before a fuming Twilight could say anything. Pinkie kissed her as well, "and I can be your PPPGFF!"
"PPPGFF?" Twilight asked in a daze.
"Party Pony Princess Girl Friend Forever."
Twilight looked at Sunset Shimmer and got a 'your choice I'm too drunk to decide' shrug, "Alright then. So ... I guess this makes us three girlfriends now?"
"Sure thing. And I think I can fly again, and you both can ride me," Sunset slurringly squeed.
Since it was Pinkie Pie and everyone learned to stop asking questions on how she was able to do things after their Equestrian Magic Super Powers developed even further. Giving Pinkie her doppelgangers haxness. Exploded twice into rainbows and confetti. Before reforming and glomping the two alicorns of the group.
***End recording part 2***
"So ... wow. I guess I lucked out huh?" Sunset asked too no one in particular.
"Yepperoni! I got Shimmy Shakes, and SciTwi Destroyer of Worlds as my girlfriends. Best night ever!" Pinkie Pie cheered seeing the video jogging back her memories.
"Well so far this isn't anything really bad. But this doesn't really help me remember where Twilight went or what happened during the rest of the night. So before we continue ... we all were totally wasted at this point. Does anyone want to stop here, or should we continue to the next bit?"
"Of course we're going to watch. So far nothing bad has happened, and all of these things are things we can all have a good laugh about when this is all over," Rainbow Dash laughed, brushing off Sunset's worries, "That and we have to find out where the egg head went off to. We can't just give up now."
"Alright then. To the last two recordings. Hopefully we can findout what happened when watching them," Sunset sighed as she started the last two recordings.
***Last two recordings Start***
"Hey! Girls!" Sunset yelled from her comfy pillow that was Pinkie's perky breasts, as Twilight laid on her lap. All of them enjoying their latest shot of some random drink Pinkie Pie made of questionable content some hours ago.
"What?" they asked.
"Let's go over to Equestria! We can celebrate the holiday in style and I want to see what I'd look like now that I have magic girl light wings ... or flamer wings of doom depending on the occasion."
"Sounds spectacular darling, but will the recorder work over there?" Rarity asked from behind the camera. Her inner artistic exhibitionist getting a rise out of recording the various shenanigans that her friends had gotten into. And she was loathe to give that up.
"We'll figure out when we cross over. But it should be fine, and if there's a problem we can always have their Twilight to do a Time Replay Spell," Sunset replied.
"What's that?"
"Oh it makes things that happened in the past replay kind of like a 3d video."
"Well then off we go I guess then," Rarity replied. Knowing that one way or another she'd have a show for when she was slightly less tipsy. After all a lady never got drunk off her gourd.
Their was a cut off before restarting near the old broken statue that was the connection to Sunset's old world, "Well Shimmy Shakes, let's shake that tail of yours and head on over," Pinks yelled playfully before jumping head first into the portal.
There was a moment of darkness before they returned definitely more buzzed than when the went in. Rarity slurringly commented, "Wo~ow ... I knew Pinkshe Pie could partay. But that was out of this world," she laughed at her witty joke.
"Ish evary one here," Sunset slurred.
Pinkie Pie looked around and said, "I count 12, I think we're good."
And yet again a cut off as they made their way to Sunset Shimmer's apartment. When it came back on, Rarity had propped the camera facing the bed, "So what next?" Applejack asked when Rarity took her place with the group.
"Be~st i~dea~ ever~!" Pinkie Pie sung merrily.
"Huh?" Rainbow grunted.
"Naked Twister! Sunset's quilt has all these pretty colors we can take turns shouting out a body part and color and have fun!"
To this, having not just gotten drunk on Bad Decisions, but also Pinkie Pie's mystery brew, and PonyPinks Trixie Birthday Party Extravaganza and I'm Glad You're Not Evil Anymore Party's mix of magical liquors that only a pony could think up ... especially if that pony was Pinkie Pie armed with Zecora's and Twilight's help.
The game was interesting to say the least until the alcohol caught up to them and the passed out in a pile of naked friendship.
*** Recording End***
"I didn't see Twilight when we came back did you girls?"
"Nope."
"Okay so ... we go back to Equestria and get her?"
"Um ... I think she'll be alright, but we should probably get breakfast first. I mean what's the worst that can happen in the magical world of ponies?" Fluttershy suggested.
***Meanwhile In the Magical World of Ponies***
Twilight had a massive headache. Somewhere between Sunset Shimmer's party, gaining two girlfriends, and the ride over to the portal. Her memory became hazy. And she definitely didn't remember any of her friends having fuzzy arms, nor the worlds most comfiest comforter. She cracked her eyes open and was graced with the sight of being cuddled by two sleeping Alicorns. Neither of which resembled Sunset Shimmer in anyway.
And thus she did what any normal person would do, "AHHHHHHH! I NEED AN ADULT!"
"I am an adult Twilight," Celestia purred.
"Me too," Luna murmured before clutching Twilight more tightly.
And with that Twilight fainted.