5:30 IN THE FUCKING MORNING!
I was sleeping in my precious slumber, until I woke up with somepony shaking me. I grunted cause, lazy asses like me wake up at 12 a.m. in the morning.
"What teh fack you want?" I said.
"Wake up, come on were going to party, aaaand since your new in this world, I think your going to like it there." I heard a pony say to me in a brotherly tone, THE HELL I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A BROTHERLY TONE IS SINCE I WAS CONSTANTLY ATTEMPTED TO GET BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF BY MY FUCKING, COCK SUCKING BROTHERS! But, the voice sounded like a man I'll tell you that.
"Did someone say party?" I said jumping out of my bed. I saw a stallion with a blue mane and white coat and he was a unicorn.
"Who teh fack are you?" I said.
"'I am Shining Armor, Twilights sister." He said reaching out his hand for me to shake. Shining Armor, I knew the perfect fucking nickname for this one, Captain Rusty.
"Nice to meet you Captain Rusty, I'm Ares Guerra, apparently the son of war. Now where is this party?" I said.
"It's down the street but get ready first." Rusty said.
"O.K. Dad." I said snapping my fingers and clothe came on me. I wore black stretchable pants, a blue shirt that said "America will fuck you up." and red, white, and blue shoes.
"Kay ready." I said getting my phone in which I solar and lunar panel charged my phone. I also got my belt that held my two scabbards for my two daggers.
He looked at my shirt but didn't ask about it. I opened the door and saw The whole gang, the six shit holes who are always there, a dragon thing that was up to my shoulder, Steel River, a dragon thing, and a pink alicorn.
"Spike meet Ares. Ares meet spike." Twilight said. I held my hand out. Spike held hand out and shook my hand.
"Hi, Spike. I'm geussing your a dragon right?" I said.
"Yes, and you must be the son of war, and a human and fox?" Spike said.
"Correct." I said.
I looked over to the alicorn, and according to my memory, there is a few alicorns. So, she must be Cadence. I knew It was Cadence because I used my memory and she was staring at me with sparkling eyes. I looked over at her with an emotionless eyes. She jumped on me. I just stood there like statue. She was on my back.
"Oh Celestia, he's so soft and his tail is so fluffy as well as his ears!" Cadence said as she touched and cuddled with my body. I didn't realize but I was actually in my fox form. She started touches my tail and rubbed her face on my tail and with her hands she soothing my tail.
"You know that my tail and ears are like my private parts." I said.
Her face was as red as a tomato and she was so embarresed. She stopped touching my tail and stepped back and hide behind Captain Rusty.
"So, what about the club?" I said.
"Oh, yeah lets go." Pinkie said jumping towards the club which was two hours away, I think.
"I'll teleport you guys there.' Twilight said. I saw vision go white and I appeared right in front of the club. There was this huge line and I was like "We have to go through that?". But, we went through the V.I.P. But, when I was going to enter, he stopped me.
"Twilight, Mr. Big Ass wont let me through."
The moment he heard this he let me through. I smiled and heard lite ass music. I actually realized that Steel River shouldn't be here. I asked Twilight why Steel River is here.
"Why is Steel River here she too young to be in a club?" I said.
"Oh, Celestia allowed here to party in a club in return she'll work for Celestia." Twilight said. Now I understood, I heard the music, dubstep times ten. I felt like going insane but, held it in. We went in the V.I.P. room. There was this women who was sitting in a couch with a bottle of whiskey. She had blue glasses and blue and purple hair.
"Mane six whats up?" She said.
"Hi Pon." Twilight
"Pon meets a special someone and don't get him pissed. Pon meet Ares, Ares meet Pon." Twilight said looking at Pon with a 'Better give him a fucking hi or he'll rip your head off' which I'll never do.
"Hi Ares." Pon said.
"Sup Pon" I said.
"So, Have a seat guys." Pon said drinking a chunk of the whiskey. I sat down and poured myself some tequila. I drank some of it and drank it. Tasted like cow shit combined with rotten chicken corps. I poured some whiskey instead of tequila. I took a sip of the whiskey, this was my shit. It was nice.
"Who here drinks whiskey?" I asked.
None raised their hands. I got the whole bottle and drank a small portion of it.
"Can you drink?" Captain Rusty asked me.
'Technacily no, but makes me forget about things." I said.
Captain Rusty was going to ask me why but, Cadence can read emotions and love and she saw that this was something that I didn't want to remember and wanted to forget.
"Well, are we going to party or nah?"I said. I got up and walked over to the party. I looked behind me and saw every one behind me. They followed me and were ready to party. I knew the beat drop was coming. Steel River was going insane while Captain Rusty and Cadence were smotching and talking. I was going to interrupt them but my jam came up. Break dance music came up. Many ponies sat down becasue thaty didn't know how to dance to this. The mane six and every one else sat down. I jumped in the middle and did a front flip for the entrance, I did some top rock and when the music hit. Bam! A little six step and back spin into windmill. When I finished windmillig I ended with a freeze and lifted my self to a hand stand, down to a headstand then head spin. I got up and every oe was clapping and cheering. I bowed and headed to my group.
"What do you think?" I asked.
"That was awesome! Who taught you to dance?" Steel River said.
"'My sister." I said.
"O.K guys, it's time to leave we'll be open at 8-10 A.M., 2-10 P.M. " Pon said.
I ran to the V.I.P. area and drank the rest of my whiskey. When a man has to drink let him drink the world and pee it out. I ran over to my group and bumped into spike. Spike looked over to me and saw I was hanging off him.
"I see Jesus! He has all the bottles of liqour! GOD, I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR THE LIQOUR!" I screamed. I was nocked out and fell on spike. Spike collapsed on the floor due to my weight.
"Please help me." Spike said.
"I got you." Shining said, picking me up from Spike's body. Spike got up and dusted off himself. Shining confused because my necklace had a red liquid inside my red diamond in my necklace. Shining told, twilight.
"Twilight, is it normal for the son of war to have a necklace that has a red liquid in his red diamond." Ruaty asked.
" We have to bring him to the castle now!" Twilight said.
Captain Rusty's P.O.V.
When We arrived at the castle I laid him in bed and checked his heat, normal, his pulse, normal, his pupils, drunk, in other words normal. I couldn't identify what was going on. I doctor came in and checked his heart beats. the checked his lungs. I opened his shirt and saw a tattoo marking all over his body. In the middle of his chest was this dragon and symbols all over his body like the symbol of mars which represented war, and these words on the rest of his body and arms. Though they were pictures. The remaining spots were for the words. The doctor believed he was fine and passed out.
Ares P.O.V. 2 hours later 9:30
I woke up by the birds and their annoying ass chirping and the sun beaming it's ass at my face. I was going to get up but something was preventing me from. I looked behind me and saw Steel River sleeping next to me. She was cuddled in my back and was holding on to me. I was about to freak but she moved and stirred in her slumber. I just went back to sighed and went back to sleep. After 10 minutes, Steel River woke up. She yawned let go off me she blushed a little and let go off me. She didn't no I was awake. Right when she got up and was bout to leave my bed. I jumped on her pinning her down and held her wrist. I was so fast she nearly got a heart attack.
"Ares, you scared the living shit out of me!" She said.
"The more important question is why were you sleeping in my...bed...with...me." I said. Each time I said the three last words I leaned closer to her. The third time I was already at her neck and I kissed her neck. She blushed an insane amount and moaned a little, the moan was like a moan that you resisted. I continued to kiss he neck and trust me was she blushing. She was a red peeper and tomato combined. She couldn't handle it any more and pinned me againts the wall, near the couch. She looked at me in the eyes and whispered in my ear.
"Screw you."
"Real-mph!"
She kissed me in the mouth. I was not expecting this. I can get a little horny like last time but, this was like next level. I put my arms around her and brought her closer. She took my shirt off and threw it on the floor. She threw me on the couch and sat on me. We both started kissing. We were both battling for each others mouth with our tongues. I the god of war, DID NOT KNOW HOW TO WIN THIS BATTLE! I held my hand behind her head and brought here closer. Steel River, pulled her head away to catch a breathe. She continued to fight for my territory in my mouth. I didn't hear the door open, nor did Steel. The whole crew was there including the Princesses.
"Excuse me?" Celestia said. Spike had a camera and took a picture of both of us kissing.
Steel nearly fell off the couch. She got off me quickly. I got up and immediately said.
"It's not what you think!" I said.
"Oh really, I got a picture of you and Sheer smotching and it looks like the both of you enjoy it." Spike said.
Luna was about to die of laughter. Captain Rusty had to walk away because he couldn't hold it in. I still heard his laughter from down the hall. Cadence had sparkles in her eyes. I light my arms on fire.
"DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO FUCKING KNOCK DAMMIT!" I screamed. They all immediately ran out of my room and closed the door. After 10 seconds I heard a knock.
"WHAT!" I said.
"Can I come in?" I heard a squiky voice.
I kicked the door with my leg so hard the door flew across the hall out the window.
Random persons P.O.V.
"Dopy, remember you ave to hit the target!" My coach said. I was in a Javelin competition. I had my spear on my hand. I sprinted forward and threw my spear with all my power. I heard a whistle. I knew it was my spear. I was way over the marker, I walked back wards knowing I lost. Then I heard a loud *Thud* I turned around and saw a royal door and my spear on the marker. I looked over to the judges. Hol lock, gave me a 10, Bell Hurner gave me a 10, and Flick Lick gave me a 10.
"FUCK YES." I said.
"OH MY CELESTIA." My coach screamed and fainted, but I farted so hard that every one in the Javelin Competition fainted. I grabbed my spear planted it on the floor and farted so hard the spear melted.
Ares P.O.V.
I saw a human, like me. I stood there wide eyed. It was a boy with black hair and brown eyes. He was like eight years old and wore red sweater and black pants and black shoes. He stood there looking at my eyes. I went in my room and put on my belt with my daggers, My shirt, and a bottle of rasberry wine. I grabbed him in the arms, and the moment I did. I had a vision or memory, what ever the fuck it is, but I saw something. I saw people dying. I saw my God dad. I saw him with a musket that was muzzle loaded. He aimed the gun at a mans head. He smiled and pulled the trigger. The man's head jerked backwards violently. He told his men to flank the army. His scout told him that the army was flanking them as well. My God dad told him to send another group of men to flank the flankers. That was the end of my vision shit.
I looked over at the kid and he looked at me in a sign or worry.
"Why are you here kid?" I asked.
"My dad sent me here." He said.
"Why did he sent you here?" I said.
"He said that, there was this kid who looked like a fox and had two daggers and help him in war." He said.
"Kid whats your name and whats your dad's name?" I said.
"David, and my dad's name is Jacob." David said.
"Any special abilities? Like telekinesis or destruction?" I said as we walked to the throne room.
"I can control minds to it's fullest." David said.
"Really? Control that guards mind and make him bang his head on the floor." I said. The kid just stood there. I looked at the guard and he was on his knee's banging the floor with his head.
"O.K. make him stop he might get brain damage." I said and the soldier suddenly stopped.
"I fuck, It's going to be a long ass, fucking day." I said.