//------------------------------// // Shit just hit the fan. // Story: Lucky me. // by PRIZM //------------------------------// Fuck. Yeah this just happened again, I'm on the way to the principal’s office for getting into a fight again. I may have an excuse this time but I highly doubt they'll care about that enough to let me off the hook this time. I was absolutely battered this time due to the 'fight' being a three on one situation but then again I did start it. Now I know you're probably thinking that I could have resolved this without having two guys have their faces rearranged and me potentially having my internal organs feel like they were put through a blender set on high but my pride is bigger than my sense of logic and hell, does it get me into some deep shit most of the time but what are you gonna do. The other two cunts that I managed to fuck up were currently with the school nurse while I waited outside for them to be patched up. This for some reason was taking quite a bit of time. Probably because of how pissed I was at the time when I actually hit the pricks. My thoughts about the whole thing got interrupted by the sound of a door opening beside me and the next thing I saw brought me a bit of joy, the two asswipes were shuffling out battered, granted not as bad as me, but I digress. Following them was the school nurse, her name was Skyler but most people called her Sky. Me and her got to know each other a fair bit due to my 'impervious to consequence' attitude which at the end of the day is not the best to have but did I care? Fuck no. "Mr. McGough you're up." Skyler sighed staring at me with a face that just screams "What did you do this time." Skyler was quite young for her job, she was around nineteen when she started working and over the past year we've become good friends, and damn was she gorgeous. Shoulder length red hair that complimented her emerald green eyes which were adorned with some glasses to help her vision, she was a sort of Caucasian complexion with a slight tan and damn her accent was stronger than any Irish whiskey I've heard of in my time on this earth. Last but not least she wasn't by any means skinny or fat, she was right in between. The perfect mix of muscle and fat on her thighs that could crush a man’s skull.... ANYWAY. "Right so boss." I chuckled holding my aching side a bit hoping that would help with the pain at all, it was all in vain but I didn't really care at that point to be honest with you. Skyler held the door open for me and motioned for me to get inside. "Sound’s good" I smiled nodding to her. As I entered her office I was hit by the familiar and annoying smell of a hospital...you know the one. It was the regular setup of a school’s medical facility, white walls, small bed and a table in the middle. A few cupboards for holding medicine and bandages and in the corner sat a large desk with a computer and a leather chair behind it with a small but still noticeable name stand showing Skyler's full name on it, all in all a fairly nicely setup place once you got used to the smell. "Now Conner what seems to be the reason you're walking, no, limping into my office this time if you don't mind me asking?" she said in a matter-of-fact tone. I couldn't really argue with her though, she was the one who was gonna patch me up and I had to give her credit for dealing with my shit the past few weeks. I pulled myself up onto the bed in the middle of the room as she pulled her leather chair over to sit beside me and listen to my little tale of how I got so battered in the first place and I was only obliged to tell her how. "Well you see Skyler, the two cunts that you just patched up were part of a four man posse and their little balls seemed to tell em picking on a girl who was both weaker and smaller than them was a perfect way to show how hard and big their dicks were to the people around at the time and frankly my fists seemed to disagree with em slightly so my brain, being the voice of reason, only agreed to let said fists rearrange their ugly mugs to knock their little balls down a peg. Sadly once I dealt with their little leader the three minions all ganged up on me, in one final attempt to fight back I knee-d the second prick in the jaw and five minutes later the vice principal showed up and thus here we are." I finished leaning back into the soft fabric of the bed and sighed a bit Skyler only smiled a bit moving a piece of hair behind her ear "You’ll never change Conner..." she sighed and started to write down the condition I was in before standing up and walking over to the cupboards to grab some bandages and hopefully painkillers too. After a few minutes she returned with an ice pack, two paracetamol, a glass of water, some bandages, and medical tape. She pulled up my sleeve and started wrapping the large cut I got while trying to block the kicks of one of the four wannabe horse men. After that she handed me the tablets and the water and told me to take them in which I happily obliged. Once I downed the glass and the tablets she handed me the ice pack. "Hold that on your side and it will help the pain subside." She stated sitting back in her chair and began writing down some notes. I jumped off the bed and hissed a bit in pain from doing so but shook it off as fast as it came thanks to the ice pack. "Thanks Skyler, this was definitely one of my worst fights to say the least." She nodded in response and stood up beside me. We were around the same height which was kinda good for me since I was nearly seventeen and was almost taller than a nineteen year old. "This definitely won't be the last one either Conner. I can tell from that attitude of yours it won't be changing anytime soon." she teased opening the door for me. At the same time, she was right but that doesn't mean I’ll let her know she was cause if I did she'd never let me live it down for the rest of my time here. Skyler patted me on the shoulder and closed the door behind me as I exited, I groaned a bit and looked down the hallway towards the main hall in the direction of the principal’s office. "Let's get this over with then shall we." Meanwhile... Twilight covered her mouth with both her hooves as she slowly read the graphic scene of Conner in short getting the living shit kicked out of him. The princess stopped reading for a second and stood up from her chair, placed a purple book mark on the page she was on and quickly closed the book before walking away from it still a bit shocked at how he was treated for trying to do the right thing. "Whoever or whatever this story is about, they seem to have a very dark world..." she said a bit sorrowfully for Conner not even knowing why she was still reading about it. Maybe it was her curiosity or maybe she was just intrigued about where the book itself came from, but whatever the case was she still felt drawn in to continue reading the tale. Twilight's train of thought was interrupted by a knock on her room door l. "Come in." she said loud enough for the person outside to be able to hear her. Once the door opened Twilight smiled as one of her dear friends entered with one of her not so dear friends."Oh hello Fluttershy and good evening to you Discord.." saying the last word with a bit of a sigh. Twilight didn't hate discord, but he was a little annoying at times and now that she was a princess he became even more so. But she couldn't really do much about it. That was who he was. "Hello Twilight" she smiled waving her hoof slightly at her. "Me and discord just wanted to drop in to see how you are doing. We didn't see you at lunch today so we got a little worried about you" The yellow Pegasus smiled and quietly rubbed her left foreleg with her right hoof thinking she was being intrusive. "Well Twilight I for one knew you wouldn't miss lunch for a bad reason sooo" Discord snapped his eagle claws and both Twilight and Fluttershy were sitting on some large logs placed around a small camp fire in the middle of her room. "What's the story?" Discord said in a very strange sounding accent to the two ponies. Twilight glared slightly at the irritating draconequus and stood up. "Discord get this fire out of my library room!" The lavender alicorn growled at Discord who was currently roasting a marshmallow on said fire. Discord rolled his yellow eyes and clicked his fingers making the whole scene evaporate into thin air causing the still sitting Fluttershy to fall onto her plot. Before she landed though, the ground beneath her was replaced with some silk cushions. "You are no fun miss Sparkle, I swear it seems you're already growing a monarch attitude" Discord teased using that same strange accent again as he said it. "Well if you must know I found this strange book that seems to be telling a story about someone, but here's the catch, it's telling it as its happening in real time" Twilight said with an amazed and fascinated tone as her eyes lit up at the same time. This seemed to peak Fluttershy's interest but Discord only threw an eyebrow up at the little discovery. "Who’s the story about Twilight?" Fluttershy asked surprised and interested, her head tilted slightly to the left in a somewhat cute way. She was still sitting on the pile of pillows Discord had summoned for her and had decided to lie on them too. "That's one issue I’m having Fluttershy. I don't know who they are per say but the story says his name is Conner. I’ve never heard of anyone in Equestria named that so I thought maybe he could be a Minotaur. But the story also tells of special devices known as cars and phones although I have no idea what they are." she said exasperated. Discord was slowly stroking his long grey beard in thought, he’s never heard of a book like this or items such as this. All he did know however, was that someone of his old level of evil was the one who created it. "Twilight have you contacted Celestia about this yet?" Discord asked a bit distracted by his thoughts. Twilight turned to him a bit confused but nodded "Yes I sent her a letter today, why do you ask?" Twilight questioned confused, she hasn't seen Discord this out of it before but then again who has? "This book has been created by an extremely high level of evil magic...I don't know by who but I do know that it wasn't made for the use of good. " he finished with a dark tone and his eagle claw and lion paw tightly balled into fists. Before Twilight could respond a near blinding bright flash appeared in the centre of the room before slowly fading away revealing the ivory monarch herself. "Twilight show me this book..." Meanwhile... "I don't ever want see you five in my office again after this! Do I make myself clear!?" All five of us nodded as the principal screamed at us. This bitch was two seconds from getting a hard right across the jaw, if only I could. I stood up first out of the five of us and stomped out of the office only to nearly get knocked off balance by a tactical tackle hug from Luna. Before I could hug back she let go and was smiling at me. " I'm really sorry for what happened today Conner....thank you so much for doing what you did...no one has stood up for me like that before." she said with a hint of sadness in her voice but her smile was still clear and visible. "Ahh those cunts? Pshh. Hardly left a mark on me. I swear if I actually got a hold on em they'd be in the emergency room" I chuckled rubbing my side in pain from her hug. Luna frowned a bit and slowly leaned up and kissed my cheek. This seriously caught me off fucking guard. I could feel my face heating up as she pulled away smiling at me "looks like your mom is waiting for you shamrock. I’ll see you later okay?" All I could dowas nod to her as she walked away presumably towards her next class. I turned and started walking towards Mom who herself had a huge shit eating grin on her face after seeing that little ordeal a second ago. "Not a word." I simply said walking past her which only made her smile more "I left the car by the ice cream shop so we'll get some before we leave mister hero." she laughed walking somewhat ahead of me. I only shook my head as Mom crossed the road as the lights were red. I followed suit smiling to myself. "Life is good" I smiled to myself. Only... *HOOOOONK* "CONNER!!" Mom screamed. The last thing I saw was a truck about a foot away from me and then all I felt was how ironic those last words of mine were, and before you start wondering what happened the Fucking truck hit me. I was sent flying down the road at about fifty miles per hour towards a stone wall. Meanwhile... Celestia's eyes widened and she quickly leaned her hoof down and placed it on the page of the book, soon after her horn started to glow a bright golden hue and a bright light emanated behind them. Her head snapped back to the line about him flying towards the wall. She quickly read "The last thing i saw was a truck about a foot away from me and then all i felt was how ironic those last words of mine were, and before you start wondering what happened the Fucking truck hit me. I was sent flying down the road at about fifty miles per hour towards a stone wall...............only......" She sighed in relief as the words of the book changed and quickly turned towards the light and started walking over to it. Before Celestia knew it a large weight hit her square into the chest knocking her off balance, she toppled to the floor with the weight still on her. it was him. Conner barely opened his eyes and the last thing he was was Celestia staring back at him in shock and concern before collapsing into darkness.