JK68 and JK70 woke up to find themselves changed. As per the norm of these fics, they were ponies. Somehow the armor changed with them and was able to fit their new form. They looked to see a grey unicorn with a white mane glarring at them in anger. By the uniform they could tell it was the MOFF. The MOFF walked over and hit them both on the back of the head.
"Idiots!" He shouted, "This is all your fault."
The two struggled to explain themselves but Stew Pid-Naim would have none of it.
"Be silent idiots. You are to come with me and find the rest of the legion."
They were in a desert and they began to walk. They passed some destroyed vehicles and dead bodies until they came across a small group of toopers that set up camp in damaged AT-AT. They were quick to begin repairs and see if they could get the walker going again.
Meanwhile in Canterlot a messenger pony ran into Celestia's throne room. His life was cut short when a guard chucked a spear into his chest. The guard exclaimed proudly.
"I killed the intruder. You are safe now your highness."
Celestia facehooef and commented, "Yes, you did...only one small problem...he was a royal messenger. He is supposed to be here!"
"Oopsy."
"Just bring me the note he was carrying."
"Should I kill the note too?"
"Just bring me the damn note!"
The guard gave her the note and she read it, yet again facehoofing.
"Me Dammit! Another one of these cross universe invasion fan fic cross overs. I am still recovering from the last one."
"The one with the kid and a giant key, or the one with the bad actor?" Asked a red stallion with a short blonde mane as he stepped into the room. His pegasus wings were broken and jagged, and there was a large scar across his face. His cutie mark was a razor lodged into a the eye socket of a pony skull. This edge lord was Commander Sargent Dark Star. He was apointed as a high officer in the royal guard and was brought in to whip Equestria's military into shape. When he was just a foal he saw his parents and entire village get killed by fire demon bunnies. Legend has it that he cried blood and when the blood it the ground it burned through it. He vowed revenge on the bunnies and gathered up a elite strike team that involved a reformed female dragon who he fell in love with and she was the only one who made him happy, a burglar who was a wise cracker and a flirt with the mares, traveling hero who hates injustice and did not get along witht the burglar but they had a funny dynamic, and pony who was an elite archer in the Equestrian Border Patrol. Sadly they all died in the final battle against the evil bunnies, but Dark Star was able to slay the evil bunnies and make then extinct. He wandered alone a depressed for 4 years after loosing his love and only friends. He was offered a position in the Canterlot Guard, but he only took it for the money and to give meaning to his sad life.
Wow, edgy. Now where were we, oh yeah the plot.
Celestia looked to the Commander Sargent, "Get your forces ready, a large military force has been spotted in the desert. They seem hostile."
Dark Star looked at Celestia with serious eyes, "It will be done your highness. But not even an army can stop my pain."
"Just do it already."
"Yes your highness," He bowed his head and left the room.
Meanwhile, again. In the Everfree Forest.
A hideous being walked in the woods, it had the body of a pony, all tan. The eyes came out from the head on short antenie like apendages. It had a cutie mark, that of a turd pile. The creature possesed no ears, in their place were weird fin like flaps of skin going down almost like dreadlocks. The creature looked into a lake to see it's reflection.
"Oh No! Messa a pony!" It shouted.
Jar Jar fell back with a shock landing in a pile of shit. He rolled in it for a couple minutes before walking away. After some time walking he reached ponyville. After exploring the town, and accidentally setting fire to several buildings including an orphanage he met up with the mane 6, Spike, and Starlight Glimmer. Allow me to save you the pain of characters you already know introducing themselves by simply skipping over that part. See my fan fics aren't that bad. Okay they are, but whatever.
They brought Jar Jar to Celestia, upon examining him she stated.
"Oh fuck another one, why is this shit always brought to me. Fucking shit. I mean really. Why me. I have to deal with the stresses of running a kindgom hear, and these fucking cross universe fan-fic writters need to bring me into this shit. I have fucking god like powers, I should not be subject to some losers in their mother's basements writting about fucking ponies and their self insert, cross universe, shipping trash. Fuck this, sorry Twilight, you are on your own. I can not help you here. Especially not with that...thing."
She cringed pointing a hoof at Jar Jar.
Twilight looked to Celestia in confusion, "But Celestia, how this different than how you normally don't do anything?"
Celestia sighed,"Fuck...look. Some foriegn assholes are invading, and I sent a captain edgelord to deal with them. I am not in the mood."
"How do you know they are invading? I have seen no signs of attack."
"Have you heard their fucking theme music, that is some high quality John Williams shit right there, that does well to create a sense of fear from an overwhelming hostile force."
"Oh oh oh," Jar Jar yelled jumping up and down.
Celestia rolled her eyes, "Yes Jar Jar?"
"Messa know them, they'sa the Galactic Empire. They'sa very bad, will shoot yoosa friends on sight.
As the ponies talked Super Sargent Commander Dark Star was on the front with some guards facing down a AT-ST and a group of stormtroopers. The Edgelord grabbed a mega-phone.
"Attention assholes, leave now or suffer great pain, but it will never be as bad as the pain of my tragic back story."
Stew Pid-Naim came on the coms, "For the love of Tarkin shoot him before he says his backstory!"
The troopers opened fire as Dark Star began his backstory.
"It all started when I was little foal-"
Shoots fired around him and his men as he went on with his long and tragic back story. A few of his men ran around in confusion, as they became moving targets running ins a circle, it became harder for the troopers to shoot them.
Observing the battle from a distance away via holo-gram or whatever Stew Pid-Naim sighed, "This is gonna be a long invasion."