"So, hey, Spitfire, dig this, " said Lightning Dust.
Okay some background.
So Hasbro has decided to take My Little Pony in a soap Opera Direction. So Lightning Dust is now Head of the Wonderbolts through a combination of subterfuge, stabbing, poisonings, and executive meddling. And she is causing quite a lot of drama in the show and the fandom."
"What," asked Spitfire, who now was the Wonderbolts janitor in this crazy tipsy topsy turvy world. She also was wearing that Princess Leia jabba the hut slave costume. Turns out Lightning Dust has some crazy uh... this has an everything rating huh. Lightning dust has some interesting clothing preferences.
"Anyway, you're fired. I've got a new janitor to serve my every whim and need in the wonderbolts now."
At that moment, in walked the new Wonderbolts, Crackle the Dragon!
THE END