"Luna I am tired and want to go to sleep. Why must I stay up?"
"If you stay up with me that means we can make out longer."
":that is a good point Luna. You are such a clever pony. Mind you I am still smarter than you, but I'm smarter than everypony, so you shouldn't feel bad."
The nebulous princess of the great space surrounding our planet smiled sweetly. "You are too kind to me, Twilight Sparkle. I am so glad we are dating. LunaTwi is such a better ship than Twilestia and also less creepy. Sort of."
Twilight Smiled. But seriously. I'm sleepy. Can i have some coffee?"
"How about some amphetamines instead? I got a big score from Tree Hugger yesterday."
"Even better. I love staying up for 96 hours straight."
"Me too, said Luna. Isn't great?"
"It is," the lavender Alicorn of books and friendship and dweepyness replied.
And then they made out.
THE END