Lucky me.

by PRIZM


Let's get started.

"Hehehe this one will do nicely.....let's see how long he lasts.." An ominous male voice rang out darkly chuckling afterwards, it sounded old yet wise but gruff and serious.

"Are you sure this is the one you want to choose?...he seems...very disrespecting of authority..." A female voice replied softly, a slight bit of confusion and surprise in her tone.

"That my dear is exactly why he is a perfect fit...you shall see..." The male retorted back followed by a light coughing and another dark chuckle from him.

Meanwhile...

It was Friday, the best day of the week. A day where one could relax and not worry about having to go to school the next day. I loved everything about today.

"CONNER! GET UP BEFORE YOU'RE LATE!" An older woman's voice yelled breaking the sweet illusion of fake slumber.

Well, everything except for that part. "Yeah yeah i'm gettin up now mom Jesus.." I slowly pulled myself up, my brain telling my arms and legs to cooperate but they refused. I shook my head and slapped myself a bit to get a bit more aware so I wouldn’t walk into a wall or dresser like yesterday. God I hate how knees are so sensitive, I swear it’s like god said " Hmm how can I fuck with people without them blaming me...AHA!" thus the funny bones were born...okay okay I know i'm over exaggerating here but cut me some slack I’m tired as hell.

After pulling myself out of my bed, I started getting dressed as fast as I could. " I fucking hate these things.." I was of course referring to my oh so annoying school uniform, yeah our schools had uniforms and they were grade A garbage but it was mandatory so I couldn't really argue. I got dressed in a pair of dark grey trousers, my favourite t-shirt(a Pink Floyd dark side of the moon one to be exact but you don't care about that), and a light grey button up shirt. After that I swiftly pulled my black jumper (adorned with the school’s emblem on the heart of the jumper) before putting on my black socks and shoes.

Now that I was dressed I grabbed my bag and my black fluffy hoodie. It’s fairly chilly where I live so its like a second skin to me. I soon made my way downstairs where my mother was sitting on the couch fully dressed and ready to go already. I swear she could get ready, eat breakfast and drive to the shop and back before I would be ready this early....actually she probably already did that.

"Took you long enough Conner, I swear sometimes I think I need a megaphone just to get you out of that bed of yours.” I was about to respond but was cut off by my sister Katie's laughter in the sitting room, I leaned a bit forward and tilted my head a bit to look into the room to see her watching some sort of cartoon.

"What shit is she watchin?" I asked looking back at my mom raising an eyebrow.

"Oh, just some weird show called My little pony, she's obsessed with the program after only watching two episodes of it, but it keeps her happy and distracted so I’m alright with it" she replied smiling at the young girl’s laughter. Mom always loved Katie's laugh, it always seemed to give her an energy boost when her ears picked up the high pitch giggles and loud laughter....I for one fucking hated it.

"Fuckin stupid looking if you ask me" I said my eyebrow still raised slightly, this didn't get a good reaction from her though. I must admit i might have a bit of a big mouth....might but I'll admit to nothing until i hear from my lawyer.

"Well last time i checked I didn't. Now get out to the car before i drag you out by your hair" she threatened jokingly, even though she really could if she wanted to due to my choice of hairstyle. The sides of my head were shaved lightly and the top of my head lead back to a short ponytail at the back-top part of my head or in simple terms a top-knot and did I mention it looks pretty badass to me. I rolled my eyes lightly and pulled the front door open and walked out to my car. I missed our old car. I mean, it had bloody massage seats for god's sake, but sadly mom opted to sell it and get a cheaper car with more seats and space. SO not worth it. I shook my head a bit to get rid of the negative thoughts while I opened the front passenger side and slid in the seat.Soon after I leaned my head back into the seat and smiled a bit to myself thinking about what kind of shit me and the lads are gonna get into today...

Meanwhile....again

A loud sigh and a book slamming could be heard from outside the large crystal castle, Twilight Sparkle, the princess of friendship, was bored. Yep, you heard me, she was bored out of her mind and was aching to try out some new magic to really test her skills and her knowledge. She had read every book in her castle almost six times over and a seventh time seemed to be her next option until- *knock knock knock* three knocks could be heard from her castle’s front door. Curious as to who it could be she stood up and fluttered her wings slightly before trotting towards the stairs. She would’ve sent spike to check but her boredness seemed to have gotten the better of her. As she reached the doors, she used her magic to create a lavender hue around the handles. Pulling open the doors Twilight looked around seeing nopony. What she did see was a book. It was a green book with a golden harp printed on the cover.

"Huh? I don't recognise this book..." looking around to make sure nopony saw her, Twilight quickly grabbed the book and closed the doors behind her levitating the somewhat large book with her magic in front of her. Twilight tilted her head at the cover and rubbed her chin with her front right hoof. " Hmm a harp...I have never heard of a book with a harp on it...emerald green book with a golden harp..very interesting." she smiled as she started trotting up the crystal stairs which caused her hooves to make a loud click as she went.

"Good.....the game has started.." a voice seemingly coming from thin air stated eerily watching the new princess as she accepted the bait.

Placing the book on the table, Twilight dimmed the lights and turned on a small lantern. Then she opened the first page and tilted her head a bit. "The life of a shamrock." it read. " oooooh " Twilight cooed in excitement for the story ahead " This be a story about a boy like any other, he laughed, he cried and was even an older brother, a normal life he had. Simple and sweet but what happens to him is all but discrete. The rhyming of the prologue reminded her of a certain zebra friend of hers but she continued reading The poor boy's life would be changed forever, no matter how much he tried to make it better. Evil has chosen him as their tool, but his attitude made him seem like a fool. No one else would expect it from him, but Conner will throw this new world into sin... Twilight was now incredibly intrigued by this story, What was a boy? who was he? Who was controlling him? What world will he throw into sin?.....if only she knew.