//------------------------------// // The Saiyan Elite vs The Rainbow Pony! The Princesses Confront The Prince! // Story: Two Saiyans in Equestria // by SlayGuy295 //------------------------------// “AHAHAHAHAH,” Vegeta laughed after destroying Nappa. “He’s gone! He’s finally gone! I’m so happy right now! I might not even slaughter you all!” “Re-” Spike surprised, “really?” “AHAHAHA-No. You’re all thoroughly screwed.” Spike sighs in disappointment. “Girls,” Rainbow Dash said to her friends. “I’ll handle this creep on my own. I need all of you to get as far away as-” She stopped and noticed that Spike is missing. “Umm. Where is Spike?” Meanwhile, Spike quickly ran away while screaming at the top of lungs, “AAAAAAAH!!!!” “Sugarcube,” Applejack protests, “that's suicide! Ya may have hassle that varmint, but ah don't believe ya can do the same ta him!” “She's right Rainbow,” Twilight agreed. “We heard that Vegeta is more powerful than any of us. Please, let us help-” “No way,” Rainbow yelled. “Look at you guys! Y’all were lucky enough to survive from those creeps. If I could been the hay out of that bald colt, then I can beat this one easily.” “Please Rainbow,” Fluttershy pleaded to her dearest friend, “we can help you. If we fight together, then we can stand-” “Rainbow Dash is right,” Starlight cut in. “We barely survive from those monsters. If she can defeat the last one, then I have faith in her that she can defeat the prince.” “Starlight,” Twilight confused, “are you even listen-” “Rainbow Dash, I know you can beat him,” she ignored her teacher. “Just take this fight somewhere else and be careful.” “You got it,” Rainbow nodded. Then, Rainbow Dash flew into the air and stop in front of the prince. “So lesbian,” Vegeta mock her, “are you ready to fight?” “You bet I am,” Rainbow slam her hooves together. “But first, why don’t we take this battle somewhere else?” “What’s wrong with here?” “Well, for starters, I don’t want anymore damage to my hometown. And second, this area is a mess.” “Fair enough.” “Follow me. I know the perfect place for us to fight over.” “Whatever. Choose the best place for you corpse.” Finally, the two flyers dashes to their destination. As they were leaving, Rainbow Dash friends waved farewell to their friend. “GOOD LUCK DASHIE,” Pinkie Pie shouted. “KICK THAT BIG MEANIE FLANK!!” “Good luck darling,” Rarity said. “Be safe Rainbow,” Twilight said. She turned to her student and ask, “Why do you support her? We both know that monster is dangerous.” “I know,” Starlight agree, “but I also known that Rainbow Dash is brave and strong. You saw what she did the Saiyan we face. I believe she can beat that monster.” “You're right. I should have support her as well. You're a good friend, Starlight.” “Thanks.” They turn their attention back to Rainbow Dash and Vegeta leaving the area. “We're still going to help her, right?” "Oh definitely!" Meanwhile, on King Kai’s planet, King Kai and his companions are reading the fanfic and about to read the upcoming final showdown. “So,” King Kai said, “the fight is about to begin. The showdown between the Saiyan ape and the rainbow pony.” He paused for dramatic effect and yells, “Takin’ all bets, guys! Takin’ all bets!” “70,000 zeni on the brave pony,” Bubbles subtitle said. “Yargh,” Bojack shouts from inside of the planet. “I bet 50 gold doubloons on the short one!” “Uh, sir,” Gregory concerned, “is this really appropriate? If that pony loses, her entire world would be destroyed-” King Kai creates a large hammer to scare the grasshopper. “You were saying,” he said. “D’ah. 1,000 zeni on that pony.” “Hey, can I get in on this,” I ask. “Wait a second,” King Kai stops. “Don’t you already know the outcome of the fight?” “N- noooo......” After fifty minutes, Rainbow Dash brought Vegeta to the deserted mountains, where no one can get hurt from their fight. “This is it,” she told the prince. “It's a cool place to fight huh?” “Ah, yes,” Vegeta agreed. “A perfect place to mark your grave.” “Listen. We don’t have to do this, you know. If you leave now and promise to never harm any pony, I’ll let you go. And we can stop this meaningless fight.” “Such tripe! Where’s your pride, lesbian? We are both warriors! Bred to fight and conquer. This retarded world has made you freaks soft.” She signs at his ignorant. “I guess there's no other way I could convince you?” “No! Now, are you ready to fight?!” “Are you absolutely sure you-” “Yes! I am entirely sure! I’m going to obliterate you and the rest of this planet myself with my own two-” “SONIC RAINBOOM!! Rainbow Dash release her ultimate technique, the Sonic Rainboom. “Sonic wha-” The rainbow pony punches the Saiyan before he could finish. Finally, they began fighting each other. Rainbow Dash began throwing punches at the prince while he's blocking them. She caught him off guard and kicked him in the face. She was about to dive in for a blow, until Vegeta teleported right behind her and knock her to the ground. When she pick herself up, Vegeta landed three feet away from her while panting from the short fight. “Heh,” he laughed, “not bad… for a lesbian.” Rainbow Dash growls when he calls her a lesbian again. She then rushes toward him and punch him to a boulder. The two began throwing punches at the same time while the rainbow pony was talking. “Listen pal,” she yells. “I’m not a lesbian!” “I found that hard to believe,” Vegeta laughs. She blocked a few punches and then tackle him to a large structure. “Oh yeah!” Rainbow Dash lock her lips with Vegeta, sealing a kiss. When they're separated, she smiles at the surprise prince. “Does a lesbian do that?!” Vegeta laughs for a bit and respond, “Bisexual.” Rainbow Dash began to frown and growls for being accused of being bisexual now. She then punches Vegeta in the nose and throws him across the air. She was about to punch him again, until the Saiyan kick her in the stomach and smack her into the ground. “HAH!!,” Vegeta laughs. “WHAT’S WRONG PONY?!! CAN’T KEEP UP?!! He fired a fire ball straight at her, but luckily she dodged it. Suddenly, the prince grabs Rainbow Dash and held her against a rock by the neck. “There's no way you can measure up to an elite like me! You're a fighting a losing battle here! You might as well just surrender this pathetic world now and-” “SHUT UP!!” She broke free and smack him across the face. She then kick him off of her and gave him an uppercut. Rainbow Dash then pushes him away and gave him a karate kick into his face. She punch Vegeta in the face, kick him in the back, and pulls his ponytail using her teeth, causing him to scream. When she tackles Vegeta to the ground, Rainbow Dash flew twenty feet into the air and released another Sonic Rainboom. She was about to crush the prince, until he disappeared from her sight. She quickly pull away from crashing, but she couldn't slow down. When the prince reappears in her direction, the young mare didn't see him until she bump her head into his. Then, the both of them crash into the ground. Before Rainbow Dash could get a chance to get up, Vegeta fired his blast at the mare and sent her flying. He teleport above the pony and tackle her to the ground. “I thought this fight was going to be a good one,” Vegeta mocked her. “But it would seems that you weren't that tough at all! Looks like I have to end this right now-” Then suddenly, Vegeta is blasted from behind and sent crashing into a boulder. Rainbow Dash looks around to see who saved her from the wrath of the prince. When she heard something landed right behind her, she turned and found the three princesses: Cadance, Luna, and Celestia. “Rainbow Dash,” Princess Celestia asks the rainbow pony, “are you okay?” “Yeah,” she responded while Cadance is helping her up. “I’ll be fine.” Vegeta rushes out of the rubble and lands furiously in front of the ponies. “Alright,” he yells in ignorance. “Who the h*ll are you three ponies?!” “My name is Princess Celestia,” she answered. “This is my sister, Luna, and my niece, Cadance. We're here to punish you for harming the lives of Equestria!” “Wow! There's more than one princess huh? Well, I don't give a s**t! You will all die by the prince of all Saiyans!” “You’re a prince,” Cadance asks. “Yes! I am!” “Prince of all big-haired weirdos,” Rainbow Dash laughs. “Yes-Wait?! I mean no!” “Ha! You confirmed it! You look so embarrassed!” “Miss Dash,” Luna told her, “I advise thou to stop making the situation worse.” “Well,” Vegeta mock them, “go on with the insults! Because it's going to be the last you have ever-” “HI DASHIE,” Pinkie Pie screamed. “HI PRINCESSES!!” They all turned and found Twilight and the others have arrived to help. “Oh come on,” Vegeta yells. “Why are you doing here?! Just why?!” “We’re here ta help our friend from ya,” Applejack responds, “ya no good raging bull!” “I take that as a compliment!” “Princess Celestia,” Twilight surprised. “Princess Luna! Cadance! You all are finally here!” “We have receive the letter that you have sent us about what's happening in Ponyville,” Celestia explains. “I wish we’d arrive here a lot sooner.” “Wait,” Rainbow Dash shocked. “You sent the letter to the princesses?! You girls thought I was going to fail?!” “No surprise there,” Vegeta laughs. “Actually,” Starlight explains, “we sent it before you rescued us from that bald one.” “Oh,” the pegasus understand. “Wait,” Cadance surprised. “There was another one?” “Yeah, but I already taken care of him all by myself!” “Thou kill him,” Luna presume. “No. I just beat up guy before his boss kill him. Oh yeah! Hey girls! I kiss him!” “What,” everyone, except Vegeta, surprised. “Why would you kiss that ruffian,” Rarity asks. “To prove to him that I’m not a lesbian,” Rainbow Dash answers. “Did you also do that thing that couples-” Pinkie asks until her friend immediately ended. “NO!! Geez! Why would I do that?! I just barely know the guy!” “Ha! I'm just making sure that you didn't! I mean if you actually did that with him, then this whole conflict would've been weird! Like you two have to fight each other, even though you two did that thing! He would be like ‘I hope this fight doesn't affect our relationship,” she said with her mane shaped like Vegeta. “And you would be like ‘I just did that to prove a point,” she did the same with her friend. “And I would be like WHAT!! And he would be like-” “CAN WE PLEASE GET BACK TO THE FIGHT, Vegeta annoyed by being ignored. “TO BE HONEST I DID NOT ASK TO BE IN THIS STUPID WORLD!!! MY DUMB HENCHMAN MADE A RETARDED WISH AND TELEPORTED US INTO YOUR WORLD!!! I JUST WANTED TO BE IMMORTAL!!!” “Looks like you're under a lot of stress. How you go to a spa for some massage!” “WOULD YOU SHUT UP FOR FIVE MINUTES!!! Vegeta calms down and resumes, “Listen! I already have my fun with your bisexual friend or girlfriend!” “Yeah,” Rainbow said. “Screw you too, jerk!” “And I already know that the rest of you ponies didn't stand a chance against Nappa, which means you all are nothing to me!” Vegeta turned to the princesses. “Now, how about you three princesses give me what you got?! You smug c**ts!” Everyone are completely shocked by what he just says to the princesses. Rainbow Dash slowly back away from the princesses and join her friends. Finally, the princesses all sighs while shaking their heads and responded, “Yup.” Then, they all rushes to the prince and fire their beams at him, which sent him flying. When Vegeta got back up, he said with confidence, “That was just a cheap shot! That isn't going to happen again-” The princesses reappear in front of him and blast him again. “Alright! That was the last time you ladies are going to do that-” Princess Celestia reappears behind of the Saiyan and blasts him. Princess Luna appears in Vegeta direction and blasts him as well. Princess Cadance appears below of the prince and blasts him also. The three continue blasting the prince back and forth to each other multiple times before letting him crash into the ground. “Alright,” Vegeta shouts. “That is definitely the last time you w**res are going to do on-” They all reappears in front of him again. “Oh! Son of a-” The princesses blasts him, sending him screaming into a mountain. He voice echoes in the mountain, “This. Proves. Nothing!” “Ha,” Pinkie shouts at the prince. “Are you okay in there?!” “Yeah! I’m fan-f**king-tastic! Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here!” “REALLY!! CAN I COME IN THERE?!!” A short time of silence came from the Saiyan. “I’m surrounded by idiots.” “I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream?!” “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! Vegeta rageful roar destroy the mountain he was inside into pieces. “I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED BY A BUNCH OF STUPID TALKING PONIES!!!” “Aww, sounds like some pony got an extreme ice cream headache!” “THAT IS IT!! EVERYONE DIES!!! Vegeta flew into the air and stop at the position where they're all gathered. “SAY GOODBYE TO YOU PLANET PONIES!!” “Well, that isn't very nice!” “OF COURSE NOT!! I'M F**KING EVIL!! GALICK GUN-” “Oooh! Did he say garlic-” “AAAARRRGH!!!” “RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!” “Twilight,” Celestia called her student. The alicorn join the princesses and prepare for their last stand against the evil Saiyan. All of the princesses are charging their full magic for their ultimate attack. “FIIIIIIIREEEE,” Vegeta roars as he released his ultimate blast. Starlight quickly join the princesses and release a massive multi-colored blast at the Vegeta Galick Gun. The entire area quack as the two blasts were colliding. Sadly, the evil prince is gaining the upper hand as his blast destroying the ponies magic. “We have ta do something ta help,” Applejack shout to the others as they watch helplessly. “Like what,” Fluttershy cried. “I’m on it,” Rainbow Dash shouted as she flew away in a hurry. “Rainbow Dash,” Applejack called her. “This is the end ponies,” Vegeta laughs as he’s pushing his blast towards the princesses. “None of you stand a chance! I put all of my power into this attack! Now, perish with the rest of your-” “HA JERK!! Vegeta turns his head towards the call and spotted Rainbow Dash heading towards him at full speed. “CHECK THIS OUT MY SONIC…” “Nooo…” “RAINBOOM…” “No no no…” She released her Sonic Rainboom while sticking out her left leg. “KICK!!!” “Nonononononono-” The rainbow pegasus forcefully kick Vegeta in the face, causing him to let go of his blast. The princesses pushes their blast towards the prince and sending him into the clouds. “FUUUUUUUU- His scream trails off in distance. Finally, the ponies cheers for the defeat of Vegeta. Starlight and the princesses are taking a breath from the close call with the blast. Applejack and the others rushes to the princesses and congratulate for their hard work. “Y’all did it,” the western pony cheers. “Y’all beaten that no good porcupine!” “Thank you Applejack,” Twilight appreciated, “but we couldn't have done it without Rainbow Dash.” Rainbow Dash lands next to the others. “Speaking of her,” Princess Celestia says as she walked to her, “thank you Rainbow Dash for helping us for defeating that prince.” “Thank you your highness,” she appreciates her thanks, “but there's no way I could've done that awesome blast you all did!” “However,” Princess Luna added, “if thou haven't interrupt the evil ruffian, we would have all been annihilated by his monstrous blast. Therefore, it's should be we who should eternally grateful of thou work.” “O-Oh! I'm just doing my duty, your highness. I would do anything for my friends.” “Well,” Fluttershy says, “I’m safe to say that this is the last time we see that horrifying monster.” “-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!” Vegeta manage to escape from the blast. He remains still and was speechless by the unspeakable powers of the ponies he faces. “Son of a b**ch! This can’t be happening! I’m the prince! I’m supposed to be the best by default! I’ll show those stupid b**ches! I’ll become the mighty Oozaru and crush him into the-” He stops and looks around at the sky. “Where’s the moon? WHERE’S THE D**N MOON?!” The ponies were about to leave the deserted wasteland and resume their peaceful lives. “It had been a weird day,” Twilight said. “We save Equestria from two dangerous invaders from another dimension. We manage to survive from one of the most powerful villain rage.” “Sounds like something we do everyday,” Pinkie said. “What are ya going ta do since the Wonderbolts are gone Dash,” Applejack asks. “I think I should lead and train the recruits to become the new and improved Wonderbolts,” Rainbow bragged. “When we get to Ponyville,” Pinkie says, “strawberry milkshakes to everypony! On the house!” “I could go for a milkshake,” Rarity said. “As do we,” Celestia said with Luna and Cadance by her side. “Yay,” Pinkie cheers. “Come on everypony! Let's go!” Before they were beginning to leave, Vegeta lands right behind them. They all turn around and they're completely shocked by his reappearance. “How are you not dead,” Rainbow yelled at him. “Very clever, ponies,” Vegeta roars. “I’d taken you all for fools but it seems all of you are far more cunning than I thought! But destroying the moon won’t stop me!” “What,” Celestia confused. “We didn't destroy the moon.” “Then, where is it?” “We control both the moon and the sun,” Luna answered. “Huh… that's interesting. Then, summon your moon into the sky!” “No.” “Why not?” “Because we believe that thou have a sinister plan to destroy our world!” “Fine! If you refuse to summon your moon, then I’ll make one!” “Impossible! Thou can't make a moon!” “Oh yeah!” Vegeta summons a bright orb from his hand. “My species have learned to create artificial moons that supply the necessary pl-” “WAIT,” Pinkie stops the prince. “I have a question. Are the moons made out of cheese?!” Everypony, including Vegeta, remain quiet from the ridiculous question given by the random pony. “I’m going to enjoy this far more than I should.” Finally, he threw the orb into space and there's another moon in space, which brought fear to the rest of the ponies. “Now watch, pathetic ponies! As your lives becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey-” They all gasps before he finished. “.... form!” They all sigh of relief. “Oh come on,” Rainbow Dash annoyed by the Saiyan. “Of course, he can do a bunch of awesome things, but turning into a giant monster! I found that hard to believe-” “Umm Dash,” Starlight grabs her attention. Then, Vegeta began transforming into a giant ape. They watches as the Saiyan is growing into a half pony and half ape monster. The rest of the ponies only got one thing to say before the battle began, “Oh crack baskets!” TO BE CONTINUED!!