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// Seriously, answers. NOW! 
// Story: Twilight Finds Herself in Generation 1. 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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	Alrighty then. Since a certain two beings have somehow managed to circumvent my quest for knowledge, I'll just pry it out of them!

Hehehehehe... how shall I carry this out... threats by knife? Nah, that other pony's got a bit of basic magic... Binding spell and a knife?

Oh wait. I don't have a knife.

WELL THEN. LET'S JUST WING IT!





"Twilight, do you remember that battle with Tirek?"

Gen. 1 Twilight nodded absentmindedly. "Yes, I do. We defeated him with the Rainbow of Lig--" she glanced down at the still-broken locket. "--oh."

"Ẁ̵̥͔̖̬̂Ą̶̮̽̽S̷̡͈͐͊ͅ ̶̪̦͓͊̑̈́͝Y̷̱̱͒͗ͅ'̵̗̫̃͌Â̷̳̾̑L̷̼̮̊̐͜L̷̹͓̒́̆ ̶̦̹̈́T̵̡̰͈̪͌͛Á̵̡̬̖̆L̸̦͖̒́̊Ḱ̶͙Ḯ̷̠͗͆ͅŅ̷̧̦͊'̶̞̠̿̐͜ ̶̝̝̳́͝'̵̢͎̅̆͠B̵̳̍Ȯ̵͓͈͊U̵̧̪͔͈͋̆͑T̷͇͆̚ ̶̟̟̑͜Ḑ̵͕͒̔́̕Ḁ̷̳͈̈́͗̈̉͜T̷̨̰̟̔͗ ̴̮̪̼̮͑̾Ṯ̶̥̟̈Í̴̳̥Ŗ̵̛̬͈̩̇͗͆E̶̲̖̎̋K̷̜͎̑͐̀ ̵̠̥̤̌̉F̴̛͖͖̑͐̔E̴̪̥̍͐̄̎L̷̡̀͛́͠L̶͎̣̯̍̐͜Á̶͚͗ ̵̧͇̲̎͗̃͝D̵̟̺́̂̔Ä̵̧̲́̅͝T̵͕͕̈́̃͜͜͝ ̴͙͈̦̦͊Ą̵̢̰̤̀Ḥ̸̝͐͠ ̸̹͓̫̐̀Ś̶̨̻M̷̮̠̐̃̊̽Ǐ̵̙̮̌̕Ṭ̸̔Ę̵̜̳̖̔̌̄D̵͖̭̦̮͌?̷̲̈́̽͊!̷̭͎̯̎̉̾͝"

"That you defeated?" Megan asked, scoffing, "As if."

"D̸̼͊̈́̀Ò̷̗͇Ê̸̠̦͆̕͜Ś̴̥̘̣ ̶̡̂Y̸̞̆'̴͖̰̼̍͋̄͘Ạ̵̇Ḽ̷͂͒̌L̵̪̻̇͂͛͝ ̶̰̏̿Q̸̩̹̞̈́̄̍͠ͅŲ̸̝̜̌̆̽͝ͅÈ̶̖̱̖͐̈́S̶͚͛̋͊͋T̶̠̯̊̂͋̓I̸̱̺̓͝O̵̝̓N̷̗̾ ̴̛͔̹͑T̸̞̲͛ͅH̵̩̱̘͚͂̈Ŷ̸̖͑͝ ̸̟̱̲͐͑͆͘G̶͚̼͈̙͂Ō̶̯̺̕D̷͉̯̘̎̃̍̇Ḑ̵̰͂̕͝Ę̵̗̖̉͋̈́͛S̶̛̳̿́̐S̸̩͎̆͆ͅ'̵̪̮̳̘̏ ̵̣̗̦̳̎A̷̹̟̰̓͐́̿B̴͖͚̃͛̐͛Ì̸̹͍͠L̷̲̎Ḭ̷̜̖̟̽̊T̸͙̼͍͊̀͗̊ͅI̴̧͗̀̚E̸̻̎͑̆͆S̴̝̟͝?̸̫͎͛̅̀̓!̷̨̧͈̋̈́͊" I snarled back.

Heh, it's actually pretty calm back here if you just let yourself rage on mindlessly. It's always nice to let your sanity sit back and read every once in awhile.

"Perhaps you should prove that you're really all that you say you are." Megan suggested, pointing towards a particularly large boulder near the cave's mouth.

Sheesh. I was expecting that she'd ask me to do something easy, like maybe leveling a mountaintop. But this???

"Nah."

"What, are you too scared?"

Huh. Suit yourself, little lady.





~~~One Diabolical Mad Scientist Nuclear Explosion Apocalyptic World Ending Plague Commencing Brain~~~


~~~Degenerating Bout of Laughter Later...~~~





"TADA!" I hollered, soot covering my face, "I've not only destroyed the rock, but I've..."

"Disintegrated it, uncoupled the individual atoms from each other in every individual molecule, torn each atom into shreds, releasing tremendous amounts of energy as well as a huge dispersal of quarks that immediately recombined to form new subatomic and atomic matter, then I took the new matter and shoved it through a portal to take it on a field trip with Ms. Frizzle through the center of a black hole and back because the Magic School Bus defies physics and--"

"Shut up. We get it," Megan groaned, awarding me with the prestigious double-facepalm, "You scienced the frick out of that rock."

Oh wait. I still haven't gotten any answers to my questions. I've been spending all this time destroying a boulder.