I woke up the next morning with a smile on my face. “So, let’s list off some things!” I jumped up and started pacing. “I killed a store owner, took his bits, got a new weapon, killed two guards, and I think I fell asleep.” I laughed and looked around. “Any thoughts?” …..Nothing. “I agree.” I laughed and kept walking a random way. “I am really off my noggin aren't I?” Again, no reply. “Damn I am so fucked up.” I sighed and suddenly found myself facing a small cliff. “OH BOY!” I laughed and began to climb. I placed my hand near a small opening and suddenly a snake shot out and latched onto my hand. “Oh hey there little fella!” I laughed and moved my hand in front of my face. “Do you know the muffin man?” The snake just hissed at me. “YOU NOT HELPING!” I tossed it over the side of the cliff and began to climb again. “Stupid snake...” I muttered and pulled myself up over the ledge.
I Looked around for a moment then shrugged. “To all kinds of hell with it I’ll just keep walking.” I then proceed to walk what I could only guess was north.
----A unknown but known to be longer time later!----
I was bored out of my mind from walking so long that I could just fall to bits and think that was funny. “I swear if nothing happens in the next 2 seconds I’m going to-!” I cut myself out when I saw a small town about a mile down the way. “YES! ENTERTAINMENT!” I laughed and ran forward with excitement. It took me about an hour to get there. I got out of the forest to see a small cottage with a bunch of woodland creatures around it. I saw a small yellow pony talking to a bunch of ducks. “......Hehehehehe.” I chuckled and began to sneak up on the pony, as I got closer I could see she had the motherly love kind of thing to her. I snuck up right until I was behind her, raising my scythe slowly above my head. The ducks looked at me in horror and the pony got a confused look.
“What’s wrong little ones?” She flinched a bit when the ducks flew off. She shrugged and turned to me, my face just inches from hers.
“Boo.” She let out the loudest scream I ever thought possible and zoomed into the cottage. I burst into laughter at the sudden scare I just cause. “HAH! I hope she has a heart attack.” I chuckled and turned to the town. After a few minutes I was in the town square looking at the almost painful amounts of color. “Holy shmo!” I chuckled and walked around a bit. I saw a cowboy pony, or cowgirl pony, selling apples. I walked over to her and laughed. “Hello new face! One of your largest apples!” She let out the widest grin and put down an apple I think I would need two hands for.
“That’ll be 20 bits.” She said happily, stroke dat ego, just for the hell of it! I place 30 bits down and smiled at her through my hood.
“For these apples? I must insist on a ten bit tip.” I took the apple in both my hands and almost fell to the ground. “This will be the best apple ever!” I chuckled as I walked away. When I had gotten around a corner and into an ally I tossed the apple in a trash can. “Hehehee.” I laughed darkly. I kept walking around the town until I saw a fancy looking building that looked like the fashion place I robbed. “Oh goodie!” I laughed and ran up to the store. When I entered I heard a mare say something that was not repeatable to me.
“What can I do for you?” The fancy unicorn asked me as she worked on a dress.
“Oh just browsing.” She looked to into her work to even notice a fire at this point........ Best idea ever. I walked over to a random shelf of cloths and pulled a lighter out of my old pants pocket. I lowered the lighter to one of the cloths and- A fucking cat landed on my head and began to claw my skull. “GAHHHHHHH!” I yelled in pain and terror and ran out of the store with the demon cat on my head. “GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!” I screamed and finally ripped the satan spawn off my head and chucked it at a tree, where it got stuck on one of the branches. “YEA AND STAY THERE YOU ROTTEN ASSHAT!” I yelled and turned away, stomping down the road towards a gingerbread house. I had to stop myself from kicking down the door but when I entered I was assaulted by a pink pony.
“Hiwhatsyournamewaitdonttellmeskully?Jack?Death?” She just went on and on and on.
“ARGH! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!” I screamed and ran out of the gingerbread house as fast as possible. When I got far enough away I stopped and looked around. “A park? Sweet.” I walked around for a bit when I saw a low cloud. “I do not think clouds get that low.” I walked over and under it. “How the hell did it get so low?”
“How did what get so low?” I heard a voice call from the cloud and a pony stuck it’s head out from the side.
“Holy shit.” I muttered as it landed in front of me.
“Wow, you look dead.”
“Yea and you look like you like girls.” She paused a moment before she got a look of pure rage on her face. ‘Oh shit.’ I chuckled to myself.
“What’s that suppose to mean?” She growled at me and took a step forward.
“I said what I meant and meant what I said. YOU LIKE MARES!” I turned around and shit like a bullet....
Only to be tackled to the ground a few seconds later. “Dah fwak?” I muttered and turned my head to the really pissed off rainbow maned pony.
“Take that back!”
“Ask politely.”
“.....Please?”
“NOPE!” I rolled to one side and got her pinned. “Nighty night!” I chuckled and headbutted her. She got a woozy look then passed out. I left a rather large bruise on her forehead and I contemplated killing her. “Naw, I would seem like some sorta racist towards these kinds of ponies.” I chuckled and walked towards a large tree in the middle of the town. This had drawn my interest for some reason. I saw that it was a library, so why not just walk in? I pushed open the door and got that smell libraries had. That always seemed to calm me down for some reason. I walked in and looked around the books a few moments before pulling out a book about magic. “Hmm.” I found a rather small chair and sat down. It took me a few hours to finished the book but I had gotten through it. “Heh, magic. Wish I had some of dat.” I closed the book to be face to face with a wall of purple. “IFIHADAHEARTITWOULDHAVESHOTITSELFBYKNOW!” I yelled and fell back in the chair. The purple pony let out a gasp.
“Oh my! I’m so sorry! Here let me help you!” Her horn glowed and the chair and myself got lifted into the air then set down standing up. “Are you ok?”
“Oh no harm done, can’t even feel it.” I chuckled and she gave me a curious look.
“Why?”
“I’m dead.” She paused and gave me a blank look before laughing.
“That’s impossible! No pony can be dead and walking!” I gave her a bored look then pulled out my sword.
“Oh yea? Here.” I held out my sword and she reluctantly took it with her magic. I pointed at where my heart should be. “Go ahead. Come on don’t be shy!” She was shivering at this point. “Do it! Come on I’ll be fine!” I kept telling her I would be fine for 5 minutes.
“Alright! Alright just.....Don’t move.” I held perfectly still as she slowly raised the blade to my chest. “R-r-ready?” She was shaking out of control now.
“YES! COME ON!” I suddenly yelled which made her jump and plunge the sword straght through my chest.
I have to do this.
I fell to the ground and laid there. The purple unicorn walked over to me and poked me. “Oh no....” She muttered then began to run around the room yelling ‘OHNOOHNOOHNO!’ over and over again.
“Twilight! I’m trying to sleep!” Out of the corner of my eye I saw a small purple lizard thing walk down the stairs. It looked at me a moment then at the panicking ‘Twilight’. His eyes grew wider and wider as time went on before he fainted.
“Oh no! Spike!” She ran over to him and put a hoof on his head. “Ok, he’s still breathing.” She let out a sighed and looked at me, her face going back into a panic. I could not hold it any longer and I began to giggle. She gave me a confused look then one of embarrassed anger as I broke out into a full laugh. “Your so mean! I thought I killed you!” I had started pointing at her in my fit of laughter. “Ok yes, it was funny. Calm down or you’ll laugh yourself to life.” She had began to join in my laughter until she was leaning on me to stay standing.
“OH! You should have seen the look on your face! That was planned out too well.” I finally stopped and sat up. “Anyway I told you I would be alright.” I pulled the sword out of my chest. “I’m dead and alive, don’t even know what I am tho. I know I’m not a normal undead.” I began thinking when a book hovered in front of my face with a purple glow covering it.
“Here, look in this. You might find it in here.” ‘Twilight’ smiled at me and I took the book with a grin.
“Thanks.” I opened the book to a random page. “Bone Lord?” I muttered and looked at the page closer.
-----Bone Lords-----
Bone Lords are beings that are impossible to disassemble without the presence of holy magic. If they wish to they can take the skeletal system of any race by replacing one of its bones with the bone of the other race. There have only been two recorded Bone Lords in history and only one has gathered enough power to become a alicorn Bone Lord without having a alicorn bone. The other Bone Lord has gone missing from even the eyes of the princesses. The alicorn Bone Lord has been imprisoned in the sun after a fierce battle between it and the princesses. It is unknown if the Bone Lord is still alive.
“.....” I had a blank look on my face after reading that page, I kinda didn’t want to read the next one but I could not help myself.
The Bone Lord that went missing was the only one of the two to give his name, Necros. He was the one of the two to not crave power like his rumored sibling, yet he still wielded magic that could turn a dragon to ash if he wished. It is unknown how he was able to cast such powerful magic without a horn of some kind but it is known that a Bone Lord can grow a horn if it reaches a higher state of power.
The alicorn Bone Lord does have followers, much like Nightmare Moon. They could be your neighbors or they could be a father or mother, they are secretly everywhere, waiting for a new lord to take their place among the strongest.
We can only hope there are no more among us.
I closed the book with a face of pure rage. They don’t want me here? Fuck em all I’ll take over if I want! I gave Twilight back the book and sighed. “Um....What’s wrong?” I looked at her and pointed at the book.
“I’m hated that’s what! What I am is what everyone fears!” I decided not to say what was on my mind. She gave me a concerned look, this gave me a idea. “You know, I’m an adventurer, and I will more then likely get caught on fire a LOT! If you could, please make this robe fireproof. I love this thing.” She gave me a long confused look before smiling warmly at me.
“Alright! Hold still please.” The temptation to move was almost unbearable. Her horn glowed that purple color and my robes got surrounded in that same color. After about a minute her horn flashed and the colors stopped. “There, all fireproof!” I Grinned and nodded.
“Thank you madam!” I chuckled and, out of nowhere, a not poofed in front of her from the mouth of the passed out dragon thing that I wanted to kill for some reason. ‘Welp thats more then likely for me! Time to GTFO!’ I thought and shot up. “Well it’s been an honor miss but I must leave. Bye bye!” I speed walked to the door and closed it just as she got to the midpoint of the letter. I thought I was home free so I began walking to the side when the door to her library exploded off it’s hinges. “AWWWWWW Crap.” I muttered.