//------------------------------// // Dra'Nakyuek The Destroyer of Worlds has come to claim your soul // Story: Twisted Jinxing // by Foxaholic //------------------------------// It was a calm night in the peaceful land of Equestria. The sky was clear and the moon was shining brightly. Our favorite thief was eating popcorn with Discord while watching old monster movies. But, of course this won't last long since Tobias said a certain phrase... "Ah... There's no way something bad will happen today! Right, Discord?" At the cheerful words of the card master Discord instantly became terrified. "Tobias... I really like you, you know that?" Tobias nodded at the god's words "But whenever you say something like that, bad things are sure to happen..." At those words Tobias laughed. "Oh Discord, what's the worst that could happen?" The moment he said those words a music started all of a sudden. "Oh fuck... That sounds bad... That's Silent Hill music... Alright this is really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY bad ..." Both of them looked at each other terrified. At that moment a satanic summoning rune appeared on the ground... And everything turned red as blood seemed to flow from everywhere... From the circle came a creature... OH GOD WAS IT'S TERRIFYING! AAAAAAAAAAGH "I aM dRa'nAkYuEk ThE dEsTrOyEr Of WoRlDs! I hAvE cOmE tO cLaIm YoUr SoUl!" Discord and Tobias looked at it before screaming the girliest manliest screams ever heard in the univers, before they both bolted away. "TOBIAAAAAS THIS IS ALL YOUR FAAAAAUUULT!!!" Discord screamed while running from whatever the fuck that this was. "HEY! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I'LL SUMMON DRA'NAKYUEK THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS?!" Tobias screamed back at the mad god. "What the hell are we supposed to do now?! I don't think the giant cute murloc godlike thingy will save us this time!" "Oh! Oh! I know! How about we make a shrine to the Tinyfin and pray so he saves us!" Tobias said with a stupid smile. "You're an idiot... Any other ideas?!" "Oh! I know... We'll summon THE DEVIL HIMSELF TO FIGHT IT!" Tobias said with a twisted smile. "HOLY SHIT THAT IDEA IS EVEN WORSE!" Discord felt like he was becoming sane again. "Oh don't worry it'll work! You distract that thing while I summon the Devil!" Tobias said as he teleported. "Oh god this won't turn out well..." Discord said groaning. As the mad god continued running away like a little bitch from that monstrosity he was thinking how he could possibly distract it for long enough without getting himself killed in the process. There was the idea of getting it to Ponyvile, but that would be bad since everyone who's nice will die as well... But then it hit him... He could send it to Canterlot which is full of stuck up assholes. And so he did it. Teleported Dra'Nakyuek into the throne room for the Butt-Princesses to deal with, while he was eating popcorn while watching the scene unfold. ~Meanwhile in a creepy clearing~ Tobias was drawing a really complex pattern for a giant summoning circle with some blood which he took from a blood bank. And then he started the summoning while putting up 100 different types of poisonous mushrooms inside the circle while chanting an incantation in a weirdly high pitched voice. The circle started shinning and HE appeared. As Tobias saw that he started laughing like a madman before teleporting the monster he has summoned along with himself to Canterlot Castle. ~Canterlot Castle, while Tobias was summoning~ Celestia and Luna were struggling to not get killed from that... Whatever the hell that thing is... While this entire time Discord was laughing while eating popcorn on a cloud. Neither one of them seemed to even scratch that thing. "DAMN IT, DISCORD! WHY DON'T YOU HELP US?!" Screamed Celestia at Discord while he continued laughing, which earned him a groan from both princesses. Then, as if things couldn't get worse, the famous infamous thief appeared as well from the usual circle of cards. "Umm... I suggest EVERYONE gets the fuck out of here." Said Tobias in a panic. "Oh no... Did something go wrong Tobias?" Discord said with a concerned voice. ""DISCORD WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"" Both sisters screamed at the god. "Oh no... It actually went well... BUT... It isn't the Devil I was expecting... It's even worse..." He said while starting to sweat. "Worse? How could it be wo-" Started Discord but then something small came into his view. "Captain Teemo on duty!" Said the little furry creature. "Aww it's so cute!" Said Lulu with a smile. "Tobias are you delusional? How can this little thing be worse then the Devil?" Said Discord with a deadpan tone. "FOOOOOOOOOOOLS!!! DO NOT BE TRICKED BY ITS CUTE APPEARANCE! IT IS THE DEVIL HIMSELF!" Tobias screamed with all his might. "You can't be seri-" Started Celestia but was interrupted by a wicked laugh. They turned around and saw the furry creature grow bigger and bigger, its fur turning red, eyes becoming insane and growing 2 horns on his head and a devil tail... OH GOD! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! The fight between the two monstrosities was so epic, so orgasmic, so cool and beautiful that it cannot be described in any number of words, no matter how complicated they might become; in other words: Fuck you I ain't explaining shit. When the battle of the millennia was over, Dra'Nakyuek, The Destroyer of Worlds emerged victorious, much to our heroes' despair. But when The Devil, also known as Satan or how we know him, Teemo, was being sucked back into his domain, he grabbed Dra'Nakyuek's leg and pulled him too, sending both of them into the abyss, and with that, our favorite fucker, Tobias said happily: "ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN!", which was followed by Discord, Celestia and Luna bitch slapping him at the same time. THE END