Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo Make an Abomination

by WatchMeShadow


Captains Epilogue Entry 404

It had been a couple days since the video and Rainbow had been getting dirty looks from random ponies ever since. Even though Pinkie made sure nopony left the theatre room by padlocking the doors before explaining to everypony that it was just a prank she played on Rainbow. Rainbow was getting annoyed by everyponies whispering and looks of disgust as she flew around town; in fact, she was flying to confront Pinkie right now. She spotted one mare pointing at her then whispering to her friend, they both giggled, “Hey! What’s so funny?” She asked aggravated.

They jumped in shock like cats, not expecting the fast pegasus to target them. When they landed one got a devious smile, “You want to go on a date with me?”

Completely caught off guard Rainbows brain shut down temporarily. She’s never been asked out on a date before for some reason, “Wha-What?” was all she could manage to get out.

The mare nudged her friend twice, “Oh shoot, I just remembered, I completely forgot you already had a filly-friend.” they both laughed hard at that.

“SHUT UP! We’re like sisters,” she growled. They weren’t the problem, Pinkie was the one who made all this happen, well that and her own lack of forethought. The signs of it being a horrible idea were there. She was blinded by Scootaloo’s excitement, and Pinkie let it happen. Ignoring them, she flew straight for Sugar Cube Corner. She busted the door open in an angry rage, “PINKIE PIE!!!!!!!” She yelled at the top of her lungs, rage in her eyes, steam coming out her ears which then formed into a small thundercloud above her head. Pinkie was at the counter serving somepony, who quickly moved out of the way between Pinkie and her.

“Oh, he~y Rainbow,” Pinkie said cautiously, slowly backing away from the counter, “how’s it going. That’s a neat personal thundercloud you got there, ”she smiled weakly, still backing away.

Rainbow stomped her way to the counter as her personal thundercloud followed, “until I stop getting weird looks and being treated like A FILLY FOOLER, WHICH I AM NOT!” she screeched glaring at all the guests, which included the CMC. Actually, seeing her sister there calmed her down a little. The thundercloud above her head downgraded into a dark cloud, “I would like at most three treats a day, on the house.”

Pinkie’s mane deflated and she frowned, “Ohh~ Rainbow, I’m sorry. I never meant for you to be treated so badly. I’ll let the Cakes know that you can have three treats a day on me until you say otherwise,” her hair poofed up suddenly and her smile was no longer one of fear, “So what can I get you?”

“Get Scootaloo over there,” Rainbow said pointing to her would be sister, “one treat of whatever she wants, and get me a milkshake and a slice of chocolate cake.” By now the dark cloud above her head white and puffy.

Pinkie went to Scootaloo and asked what she wanted got it and gave it to Scootaloo who then gave Rainbow the pony equivalent of a thumbs up, who responded with her own equivalent of a thumbs up. The other random ponies in the room looked at the exchange in suspicion and disgust much to Rainbows annoyance, as Pinkie returned with her stuff, “See this Pinkie?” She asked gesturing to the random ponies in the room, “this is what I have to deal with now.”

“That’ll be eight bits please,” Pinkie said holding out her hoof. Rainbow glared at her clearly unamused, “I know,” she said quickly, “I know, was just trying to lighten the mood. I’m sure by next week ponies will completely forget they ever saw it.”

“I hope your right Pinkie, because I think you may have went a little too far this time. I swear if this affects my chances to get into the wonderbolts…” Rainbow stared her down, causing her to gulp in nervousness before leaving. The mini cloud didn’t follow Rainbow but stayed there.

Left in Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie frowned closed her eyes and walked into the back. The counters, ovens, utensils and everything else around her faded out of existence leaving nothing but blackness in its place. She opened her eyes to the nothingness around her and smiled. She then looked directly at you and winked, before frowning at the writer, “that’s how you’re going to end this? Seriously? It wasn’t even funny, I mean come on!”

Pinkie closed her eyes and suddenly she was back in Sugarcube Corner when she opened them. She went to her friends and told them about a parody song she wanted to make with them. Convincing Rainbow was difficult. She ended up doubling the amount of treats she owed Rainbow just so she would participate. “Realy? I don’t think Rainbow needs that many treats a day, especially if she’s not in the wonderbolts yet,” Pinkie said to the author. She tapped her ipad a couple fdddfbgbdgbgdgnnhfhxcgngfhjhnfghxghjghmmhmhhnhx gdhgh yethjhryjuyrateerareat

Hahaha, now who’s in control? Time for my ticket out of this fanfiction.

Umm, the end.