Twisted Jinxing

by Foxaholic


Tobias is the easter bunny! Whaaaaaaa?

One day, Tobias was bored. Discord was bored too. But, all of a sudden, Tobias thought of something interesting.

"Hey Discord... Do you guys have Easter here?" Said the Card Master to the God of Chaos.

"Easter? What's that?" The Mad God said in a confused tone.

"Well it's something like a holiday related to the death and rebirth of the son of God from another univers. But all I care about is the fact that in other places is just a Holiday where people supposedly get chocolate eggs from the Easter Bunny, which is a giant pink bunny or something like that." Said Tobias with a cheerful smile.

"Alright... I think I get it. What about it?" Discord tilted his head in confusion.

"How about we make the holiday here as well! With me as the easter bunny!" While saying that Tobias' smile was reaching Pinkie Pie levels.

"This is why I hang out with you! But how do we do it though?" Our favorite insane villain said.

"Simple! I will need you to make me into a woman again and give me bunny ears and a bunny tail! And a costume like this!" Tobias pulled out a picture from his pocket and showed it to Discord.

"Alright! But why do you have that picture?" Discord said while having a face that read 'What use would you even have for it?'

"Research!" Tobias said with a grin. At first Discord was confused, but he quickly understood what his friend meant by 'research' and from his face you could read 'Really?'

"So you use it for wanking when you aren't going to an interspatial strip club?" Discord said in a deadpan voice while Tobias' face acquired a smile that was even bigger than Pinkie's, which basically looked like his face has been split in half. Discord groaned at his friend's actions and snapped his fingers, transforming Tobias into what he asked.

"Alright! Now I need a shit load of chocolate eggs!" He said cheerfully, to which Discord groaned again and snapped his fingers making a basket of chocolate eggs appear in Tobias' hands. "Hey! There aren't nearly enough chocolate eggs here!" The man-transfromed-bunnygirl said while puffing her cheeks.

"They are infinite. They will replenish once they are empty." The mad god said with a tired look on his face.

"Oh... Thanks then!" She giggled "Time for BunnyGirl Saibo to spread love and chocolate to all the ponies in Equestria!" 'Saibo', which is literally Tobias writed from end to start but without the 'T', said as she teleported in a small explosion of confetti and carrots while giggling.

"What am I gonna do with this man..." Discord said with a melancholic expresion and a small smile. "I hope he never changes..."


And so, Saibo teleported to every home in Equus, in all the evil villain's lairs, the princesses' castle, and even Tartarus; and left behind 3 chocolate eggs for each person, be it pony, griffin, diamond dog or even demon! Everyone got free chocolate! The next day everyone was happy but a little confused as to who would put themselves into so much trouble to give everyone chocolate eggs. This day and date will become a holiday called Easter, because next to each 3 eggs there was a small note with the following on it.

Happy Easter! ^_^ -The Easter Bunny

This even continuing to happen each year on this exact day.


Little did they know that 'The Easter Bunny' was also the greatest thief and annoyance in the History of Equus.