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// Blaze Blade! 
// Story: Snew P.'s Adventures 
// by The One and the Only 
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The character Blaze Blade was described by ppg1998
You should follow her...or him...I forgot.


Snew P. and Wood Stalk walked through a swamp without their disguises on due to the lack of other ponies.  It had been a week since the Canterlot escapade and Snew P. wanted his yellow friend to meet a pony who wasn't against changelings.
"So..." Wood Stalk decided to strike up a conversation, "What does this friend of yours do?"
Snew P. glanced at Wood Stalk slightly annoyed.
"Right.  Only 'yes and no' questions."  He paused for a moment in thought, "Is it a pony?"
Snew P. nodded.
"Is it a male?"
Snew P. shook his head no.
"Earth pony?"
Another shake.
"Unicorn?"
Once more Snew P. nodded.
"Okay then."  Wood Stalk thought for another short amount of time murmuring, "Hmmm.  I think I'll wait until we get..." a hoof bumping his chest stopped the yellow changeling midsentence.  He looked to his right to see the owner of the hoof that being Snew P..  Said changeling then pointed forward.  In front of the two travelers stood a tree.  After a few seconds Wood Stalk broke the silence, "Um...what are we doi..."
Before another word could be uttered, a knot in the tree disappeared revealing a speaker.  The strange device began to speak in a low guttural voice.
"Ye who enter here beware of my wrath!"
Though Wood Stalk was freaked out the mute changeling simply took out a large and pen he apparently had with him and started scribbling a few words.  He then held it up to towards the tree.
"Just let us in already."
Once again the voice spoke.
"None may pass without speaking the password!"
"There is no password."
"Um... Yes...there is...I made one up while you were gone!"
"Then how am I supposed to know what it is?"
"You..." after a few seconds a very feminine voice spoke, "...good point."
The tree suddenly began to deteriorate revealing a small elevator.  Snew p. got inside and was followed closely by his smaller friend.  Once inside the elevator began to move indicating that it was going down.  After a minute or two of classic elevator music it stopped and opened.  Instead of a swamp, a metallic room was before them.  It looked decent but had the crazy villain who should probably take medication spin on it.  There vials, machinery of all kinds, and a sign that read: Lair Sweet Lair.
Suddenly the female voice from before spoke as the two changelings noticed a red furred Unicorn, "Hey Snew P., it's nice to see you again.".  She had a black mane with white zigzags decorating it.  Wood Stalk was unable to see her Cutie Mark at the moment as she was wearing a black trench coat reaching down to her back hooves.  She wore a dark grey driving cap the that somehow stayed on her head though she was upside down.  
Wait...upside down?
Wood Stalk took a double take and noticed the mare was indeed upside down.  Before he could state his confusion she spoke once again, "How's my favorite changeling?"
Snew P. smiled and waved his hoof as if to say, "Same old, same old."
The Mare smiled, "Well I'm glad."  She then glanced over at Wood Stalk.   Reaching out with a hoof she said, "Hi there.  I'm Blaze Blade.  Who are you?"
Wood Stalk shook hands with the strange mare, although it was weird due to her position, and introduced himself, "l l l   lll  l  l."
Blaze Blade stared at the yellow changeling for a few seconds before breaking the silence, "I'm sorry...what?"
Snew P., using a few hand signals, indicated that Wood Stalk could only speak one language while thinking Here's Joe Translator talking to a native and sealing the peace treaty between two kingdoms.
Due to Blaze Blade's lack of Wood Stalk's language she did not notice the nervous stuttering as he looked at the (in his opinion) beautiful mare.
"So I can't understand him?"
Snew P. shook his head.
"Hmmm.  Well...maybe you could ask him something for me..."



"l ll lll l!!"
"He does remember that I can't understand him right?" Asked Blaze Blade as Wood Stalk continued to shout his protests.  Snew P. simply nodded his head.
Blaze was still unsure, "And your sure he's okay with this?"
Another nod.
"Alrighty then." The red mare began to turn on the machine that Wood Stalk was attached to, "This won't hurt a bit Woody."  She activated the switch, "...for the first five seconds."
Machinery began to move.  Gears spun, electricity crackled, spines shivered.  Before long a continuous wurring could be heard from the constant action.
"I...I think it's wor...!" Before Blaze's sentence could end the device exploded.  After the dust settled, a red hoof reached out from under the rubble, as did a hole filled hoof.  Blaze Blade worked her way out from under the wreckage.  She and Snew P., after he escaped from the said wreckage, started searching for the little changeling.
Here's Joe Miner searching the yellow diamond of Kazyakastan.
After about an hour of searching a voice rang out.
"ll l lllll ll l!!!"  Both Blaze Blade and Snew P. turned around to see their yellow friend.  He looked perfectly normal.
"Wood Stalk!" The red mare shouted and she rushed over to the changeling, "Are you okay?  I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't have done that, maybe if we try again we can get you back to norm...hey.  There's nothing wrong with you."  She was right.  Nothing was amiss with the little changeling.  At least that's what they thought before fire erupted around the Wood Stalk.  Both Blaze and Snew P. were shocked at this, Snew P. more so, before Blaze laughed and spoke.
"Haha...don't worry Woody I can fix this.  It's not the first time it's happened."



One experiment later
"Come back soon!"
After say their goodbyes both Snew P. and Wood Stalk, no longer bursting into flames, left the secret lab trenched through the swamp once again.
"Hey Snew..." Wood Stalk began and soon as they were out of hearing range, "Do you think you could...do something for me?"
Snew P. turned his head to acknowledge the question.
Wood Stalk nervously asked, "Do you think...um...you could get me...a...a date...with Blaze Blade?"
Snew P's. thoughts sprung into action here's Joe Match Maker planning out the perfect date.