Kami along with Hild from both of their offices watched the video link from Universe 2812-278Y as their counterparts judgements was delivered to them. It seems that in universes where they're not the head god and demon of all of their universes. Their counterparts just aren't as good as they are in doing their jobs. The reasons differ from one verse to another but few of their counterparts just don't measure up to them. But Kami and Hild do wonder what it would be like to not be the head god and demon of their universe and what it be like to have brothers and sisters. Well if they're not like their counterparts older brother and sister of that verse that is.
"As you can see my little brother is now on probation," Frawn said to Kami who he knows from a party Madhat invited both of them to.
"Where's Reaq?" Hild ask where her, 'cousin' is.
"Oh she's dealing with a demon lord who gotten the idea in her head to destroy the planet she's on," Frawn said.
"So what will happen now?" Kami ask.
"Both of them will have their powers cut in half and be under watch and made sure they do their jobs," Frawn said. "Mom and dad are falling over themselves to try to save my brat of a brother. They gave him the easiest world to govern while they gave me the worse. But even with him not doing much in guiding and serving his mortals of his world. They still love him the most when, I'm the one who turn a race of monsters as in their entire culture was one of nightmares into a galaxy wide empire that brought order to their galaxy."
"But still you were happy that he and the others might have been deleted?" Kami ask.
"Happy that he would be gone and my parents couldn't blame me for it. As every time something happen to him while we were growing up they blamed me for it. And Reaq has a strain relationship with her Hild because of something that happen between them that both refuse to talk about," Frawn said.
"How is your Hild doing?" Hild ask wondering about her counterpart.
"Oh her," Frawn said bringing up another screen. On the screen shows a ragged looking Hild who is busy at her desk with piles of paperwork covering it.
"What is it?" Hild said not even looking up from her work.
"Hi Hild 2812-278Y," Hild greeted her counterpart.
"Oh great one of you," Hild 2812-278Y said muttering under her breath.
"She's been place in charge of both Heaven and Hell of her world for her punishment for not doing her job in keeping her Kami from causing problems. Kami on the other hand is being punished by him having to undo all the problems he caused the hard way. Of course unlike you two her and she doesn't have your backgrounds," Frawn said.
"Yeah, I'm not lucky like you who was simply born without having to deal with a large family," Hild 2812-278Y said.
"What you mean by that?" Hild ask.
"You don't have a con artist of a dad Loki or a overbearing mother like Angrbooa. Then there's my other silbings who my mother keeps reminding me I'm nothing like, Fenrir, Jorungandr, Reaq to name a few who we share the same mother, Narfi, Nari and Sleipnir who dad was a female horse at the time... I pick this small planet out of the way just to get away from my family," Hild 2812-278Y said slamming her head on the desk.
"Well unlike them you been more concern in keeping your position then anything else," a new voice said.
"Oh ho," Hild 2812-278Y said eyes widening hearing the voice she hasn't heard for a very long time.
On the new screen that appeared is an older woman who looks like Hild but larger both in size and body mass.
"Hi grandmother Laufey," Hild 2812-278Y said sweating.
"Don't hi me young lady. You had an easy job on an easy planet but you fuck it up young lady!" Laufey shouted at her granddaughter. Then she saw the other screens. "Oh it's you two."
"Frawn was telling us about what's happening in his universe," Kami said.
"Well you two idiots stay out of this. Seeing how you two follow the advice of that idiot gate of judgement. The one that my idiot no good granddaughter used and didn't even try anything else, has been fired from her job and is now working in the mail room. But of course with her and you," Laufey said as she turns to Hild. "Seeing how both of you dress like shameless whores, it's no wonder you two never settle down. Only looking for someone to have sex with you."
"HEY!" Both Hild's shouted only to be stared down by the older woman.
"And worse of all you two have the same bad taste in men," Laufey said.
"Hey!" Kami said only for his screen to be click away by Laufey breaking his connection. Which Frawn followed suit not liking where this is going.
"Now...," Laufey was saying but Kami screen came back on.
"What's with you?" Kami asks.
"I don't like you or your Hild as the universes that are like yours you two started at the top or near it. The most common ways you two got where you are, is being first, someone just let you two take over, or everything was already there for you two to just step in and run things. Then there are the rare few who built everything on the ground up with no help from anyone else or have anyone above them, which I know for the fact that you two have bosses. So which one that I just listed is it for you two?" Laufey ask.
"Well....," Hild and Kami said trying to think of something.
"I thought so," Laufey said.
"Hey wait a minute! I might not have built everything from the ground up but, I earned my place. You can't say that I'm not one of the best Hild's you have seen," Hild said.
Laufey said nothing as she activates a screen showing a picture of another Hild who is standing next to her Kami and with Urd between them.
"As you can see unlike you there are counterparts of you who got around the orders you obeyed. Some did it on their own, while others asked for help which you never thought of doing. But I will help you by telling you how this Hild of universe 828TAH3 did it. She simply went over the heads of her bosses and ask for help from the Hat's," Laufey said. (1)
"Wait the Hat's?" Kami ask.
"Yes unlike you who never goes anywhere. Hild of that world met the Hat's at a wedding. She ask for help and their help her. She is still with her Kami even if he is lacking as a man like yours. I seen Kami naked and all of them are the same, not being much of a man," Laufey said causing Kami to mutter under his breath, while Hild couldn't help but giggle. "And Urd can call her mother without it changing her against her will."
"So, I can just call the Hat's and I can see Kami face to face without the universe ending and have my Urd call me mom?" Hild ask.
"Yes," Laufey said. "But are you going to go back to him?"
"I got over him a long time ago. I want my Urd to be able to call me mom," Hild said overjoy having a way for her to have a real relationship with her daughter.
"I see...," Kami said sighing.
"Now back to you," Laufey said turning to her granddaughter.
"What is it now?" Hild 2812-278Y ask.
"I learn that the overseer who been assigned to over see both you and Kami is Mary Poppins. My old nanny who will still be a no good stick in the mud who has a stick up her ass," Laufey said which Hild 2812-278Y began waving to her and making zip motions to stop talking. "She's going to be sticking her nose into everyone's business again like the last time she was here. She's such a uptight miss no nothing and a pain in the ass. She might be older then me and almost everyone else but she is nothing more then a big blow hard nag who isn't as smart as she makes herself out to be."
"Nag am I?" a voice ask.
The screen widen to reveal that standing next to Hild 2812-278Y desk is Mary Poppins who has just been standing there listening in. She used her bird headed umbrella like a cane and tap the tip on the floor. Laufey started to cough as soap filled her mouth making her gag as she tried to use her powers to make it stop but nothing she did would stop the soap.
"Still have that mouth of yours. I thought with the amount of soap I wash your mouth out with that you would had learn your lesson. But it seems you need a refresher in manners," Ms. Poppins said calmly as she watches her old charge cough up soap. "Don't worry it won't kill you. After all I done it enough to you before and you don't died that easily."
Ms. Poppins tap her umbrella again and the screen showing Laufey click away. She turns her attention to Kami and Hild who were also sweating under her gaze. One of the things that remain the same in most universes is that when there is a Mary Poppins in it she always gets the better of children no matter who they are or what they can do. Sometimes she is a cosmic being above gods or just a simply mortal, but the fact remains that as long as she views someone as a child there is little anyone can do against her. Both Hild and Kami heard and seen the video of an evil counterparts of them trying to outright kill their universe Mary Poppins. She simply stood there and took everything they threw at her, and nothing they did made a mark on her. She turn them into chalk drawings and summon rain to wash them away. (2)
"Kami, Hild of universe 15-TS. I have taken the time you two were talking to Laufey, to review your files. You two are better then the ones I'm overseeing but you two still can do better. The main thing to improve on is that you two are out of touch with the mortals. In which you understand what it is like to be like them. And contracts with mortals are little more then offering children candy to behave and then there are the demons luring mortals into sinning, which for some only did so because a demon came along. I know that some of them would had ended up in Hell but for others they only in Hell because of a contract. Which Hild here is personally looking through all the paperworks to see which ones fall into the later and be given a second chance and for the demon who made the contract punished," Ms. Poppins said eyeing her Hild 2812-278Y.
"This is the first of 5392 wheelbarrows that I have to go through," Hild 2812-278Y moaned.
"Which is just to empty one room in one of the many warehouses of hard copies she has to go through besides her being in charge of both Heaven and Hell. And before you ask what Kami is doing, do you actually want to know?" Ms. Poppins ask.
"We don't want to know do we," Kami said.
"I'm doing all of this because it's either this or what he's doing," Hild 2812-278Y said before planting her face on her desk. "Is there any Hild doing worse then me?"
A screen appeared showing a depressed looking Hild dress in a woman's business suit working in a small office with plies of paperwork crowding the room. The door to the office open as an adult Mandy from the show The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy step in. She spoke to Hild who cowered at the sight of her before leaving. (3)
"As you can see Mandy took over and that Hild is now nothing but an overworked underling. Mandy is actually making sure that Hell doesn't get overcrowded by not letting anyone temp mortals and has the demon keep mortals from going to Hell by showing trouble mortals what's in store for them. Which she is doing all of that just to be smug at the gods by having demons replace angels as the ones who save mortal souls. Which all the demons obey her as the ones who don't, I won't say as it will just haunt your dreams. Her plan is to weaken the gods of her universe first by having mortals stop believing in them before taking over," Ms. Poppins explains.
"Isn't that bad?" Kami ask.
"It's one of those universes where gods and demons play with mortals as toys. She couldn't do worse. And yes I know what she is like, but that universe is so bad she couldn't possibly make things worse," Ms. Poppins said.
"Well our universe isn't that bad," Hild said.
"It isn't but seeing how you two are out of touch with mortals. I'm already overruled the orders that kept you two from being near each that would cause doomsday and your Urd from calling Hild her mom. And to make sure that your bosses don't cause trouble like that again, I'm sending Uncle to help you two," Ms. Poppins said cutting off the link.
"Uncle?" both Hild and Kami ask.
Suddenly both of them heard a crash outside their office and rush out to see what happen. Outside in the command center of both their main computers, a RV had crash through a wall and is an RV that they haven't seen in eons. A strange man burst out of the side door of the RV wearing strange clothes, followed by a dino man, a tiger, and a walking pizza wearing sunglasses.
"Good morning!" Uncle Grandpa greeted everyone.
"WHAT?" both Hild and Kami said as they look around seeing that what's happening where they are is happening with their counterpart.
"What are you looking at?" Uncle Grandpa ask appearing sitting in their chairs.
"What?" both Hild and Kami said flatly, glancing around to see that the Uncle Grandpa standing in the command center is still there greeting their underlings.
"Don't worry, I heard you two are in trouble so, I'm here to help," the Uncle Grandpa's said who is sitting in their chairs.
"Not again," both Hild and Kami said feeling a headache coming having to deal with Uncle Grandpa... again. (4)
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Elsewhere in Universe 2812-278Y -
Keiichi Morisato sat at the airport waiting for his flight to America where he has transfer to a college there. He just needs to get away from it all, after he broke off the contact with Belldandy after learning the truth about their relationship. All because of a gate they couldn't be together and his lust sealed away so that could never be anything else. He had asked her after learning the reason why she couldn't tell him, that if she could would she had. She didn't say anything and he left the temple.
"Hello Keiichi," Belldandy said walking up to him with a large suitcase with her and taking a seat next to him.
"Here's to make another contact?" Keiichi ask her.
"No. I can't anymore. Father has been strip of his position and power with his punishment having to repair all the harm he has done, Hild is now in charge of both Heaven and Hell. Which she is being watched by an overseer to make sure she doesn't cause problems," Belldandy said.
"The gate or those above them?" Keiichi ask.
"No they're on probation as well, with all the gates being fired from their jobs and working elsewhere," Belldandy said.
"So why are you here?" Keiichi ask.
"To be with you," Belldandy said.
"Why? You no longer have a contact with me," Keiichi said.
"I want to prove it to you that, I do care about you. I talk with the overseer and she agreed to what I wanted. The contact, I signed has all the gods and demons being unable to be anywhere close to me or you. That includes my sisters, so that it will just you and me. And most of all, I have given up my godhood," Belldandy said.
"You're mortal now?" Keiichi ask.
"Yes, I am. To show you, I'm no longer bond by anything that would keep us apart or taking our relationship closer," Belldandy said.
"All for me?" Keiichi ask.
"Yes for you," Belldandy said.
Keiichi heard his flight being called and got up heading for his plane. Belldandy watch him go, walking away from her. She wondered that all that she had done was for nothing that he still hasn't forgiven her.
"Belldandy don't you have a ticket?" Keiichi ask not looking back.
"Yes," Belldandy said.
"Then let's go. It's just too soon but if you're truthful about this. Let's start over and get to know each other, instead of something forcing us together," Keiichi said looking back giving her a hopeful smile that this time it would work.
"Yes let's go," Belldandy said getting off the chair and join him.
Both of them walking off along side each other heading to a new country to start over and be a real couple. Belldandy smiled as she takes quick looks at Keiichi as they walk together. She is no longer bound by anything and nothing to interfere with her relationship with Keiichi. And most of all she can be a real girlfriend with him and nothing is going to be standing in her way this time. (5)
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Elsewhere -
Twilight and the others are back in their RV having return to their homebase world which is the world Twilight, Trixie, and Sunset are famous in. Naruto is going to school in this world as he needs an education and he has made some real friends in this world unlike his world. He's on file is Kasumi's little brother in this world. They're taking a break from world hopping for a bit after what happen in the last world. Twilight has been going over all the tech they been picking up, while the others are sitting on the couch watching TV.
"Twilight what are you doing?" Trixie ask watching as Twilight is working on a large machine that they had gotten from the Rick trading hub.
"It's a Material Recycler that recycles any object into components for crafting for use in a fabricator. Even the Star Trek replicator still needs matter to use to be able to work," Twilight said.
"Don't you have Rick to do that?" Kasumi ask.
"NO!" Twilight barked out.
"We only go to Rick when there's something we need that we can't just find ourselves or make," Sunset said.
"We're skilled in magic and magic base tech for Twilight but when it comes to super science that Rick does...," Trixie was saying but was cut off by Twilight.
"I would have to study for years or study with someone to be as good as him. But I'm not that kind of pony anymore. I'm not going to be the replacement tool old sun butt made me into or how people expect me to act like. Remember my counterpart with her friends we met at the hub. She went into panic mode learning that I abandon old sunbutt and my ex friends. Going on and on how I could do that and how I could abandon everyone. Till I stuff an apple in her mouth and put her into a head lock forcing her to stop and listen why I left in the first place," Twilight said. (6)
"Shut her up real fast when she learn that you're just a replacement for Sunset to beat Nightmare Moon and that she might be too in her world," Kasumi said.
"And your friends counterparts couldn't wrap their heads around that you're completely different from their Twilight," Trixie adds.
"They thought you would just forgive their counterparts and return back to helping others," Sunset said.
"I hated it when people expected me to solve all of their problems back in Ponyvile. But I went with it because I wanted to please the princess. Remember what the doctors found when we went to this world the first time?" Twilight ask Trixie and Sunset.
"You had very high blood pressure and large amounts of stress related illnesses," Sunset said.
"Which is why she's nothing like she was before. At the rate she was going she would had a heart attack before she was 40," Trixie said.
"So I stop studying like it was the only thing in my life and started to enjoy life for a change. And with Rick around I don't have to be stress that as the smart one, I just have to pay him for what we need. Instead of spending a large amount of time researching and building something or getting the parts, or me spending so much time in the lab that no one ever sees me," Twilight said before her eyes narrowed and she started to frown. "But only when we really need him. No matter what he is still an asshole."
"You don't have to convince us," Kasumi said with Sunset and Trixie nodding in agreement.
"Well you are smart enough to do the repairs and the stuff needed to maintain our stuff," Sunset said before eyeing one of the many robots that now help run the ship. "Well not anymore now that we have a robot crew."
"Which gives me more free time," Twilight said as she got up from the recycler and summon a Mr. Handy and a R9 Astromech to finish up the repairs and putting the machine back together.
"Come we're watching shows from other realities," Trixie said.
"Really?" Twilight ask.
"Got a crystalized zanthanite tv set at the hub," Sunset said.
"We already saw the TV show where you all come from," Kasumi said.
"Really?" Twilight ask.
"Yes and how you shake your booty for your old babysitter," Trixie said grinning.
"Oh... that," Twilight said turning red.
"Yeah it's interesting to see what would had happen if the mirror didn't turn on and I didn't meet you," Sunset said.
"Enough with what ifs. I wouldn't change a thing, I like how my life is like now," Twilight said joining them on the couch. "What are you watching now?"
"This Save By The Bell," Trixie said.
On the screen Zack is making out with Slater.
"They're gay?" Twilight said her face reddening as she watched two guys make out.
"In that reality all the girls are mean girls or ones who always expects men to know what they're thinking all the time and even if it's their fault will just blame the guy no matter what. Which has turn almost all the guys gay and the women form harems around the few straight guys," Trixie said.
"Which makes this a harem world," Kasumi said. (7)
"Wait does that mean... the dork of the show is the harem guy?" Twilight ask eyes twitching.
"Yes," Sunset said flatly.
"Change the channel," Twilight said shuddering.
"Yeah it's too strange for me," Kasumi said having seen Save By the Bell and the very idea that all the girls are after... no it's just too much for her to even think about.
"Right," Trixie said who has the remote and change the channel.
The next show has Looney Toons showing but with a very female Sylvester trying to get a very female Tweety.
"What the?" Sunset ask as she stares at the sexy and naked female furry Sylvester.
"Looks like in that world people have no problems with furries or showing cartoons who are naked with drawn sex parts," Kasumi said. "It's like hentai back in Japan."
"If that's true...," Sunset said turning her attention back to the show.
The show is the classic Sylvester trying to get to Tweety while avoiding the pitbulls of Granny's dog farm. Which has Sylvester trying to use a swing to get across but goes lower then expected. And the dogs are also furries... very male furries who aren't interested in mauling Sylvester.
"Enough with that," Trixie said switching the channel.
"That's tame to some of the stuff, I have seen," Kasumi said.
The screen change showing another cartoon show where its a deconstruction of what they're use to. As they watch Jerry hit Tom in the head with a wooden mallet. And instead of amusing injuries the show has Tom suffering a crippling head injury that leaves him in a wheelchair and Jerry in jail.
"Next," Sunset said taking the remote and changing it.
Now the tv has a used car sale like ad but instead of cars the salesman is selling used slaves.
"A world where slaves are still a thing," Sunset said changing the channel.
"With the power of my cock! I will Fuck you!" said Sailormoon on the tv.
"What you know a futa Sailormoon hentai," Kasumi said watching as Sailormoon and the monster of the week... had a sex battle.
"Looks like the creator just said screw it and made it into a full blown hentai," Trixie said.
"Next," Twilight said changing the channels faster.
A Ghostbuster like show but with Lovecraft monsters tracking down and capturing humans.
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A Steven Universe where Steven is Nora Universe.
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A game show that has two teams in a real life Tower Defense game. One team creates an army of robots while the other creates towers to defend their home base.
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A cooking show with a zombie as the cook and she's cooking a live human.
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Crocodile Hunter where it's Dinosaurs.
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A Spongebob cartoon where Spongebob and Patrick are actually arrested and punish for all the mayhem they usually do.
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A Love Hina anime where the girls are also punished for all the stuff they do.
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A school drama show set in a world where women rule and keep men as slaves.
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Another school drama where men lead women around on leashes.
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A Full House like show where all the guys in it are cardboard cutouts of sport watching, beer drinking, dirty men. Like every guy is one of those dumb dads to one degree to another or that everyone guy is like Homer Simpson.
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A show where young boys are preyed upon by cougars. And not the big cat kind.
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A show where young women in school girl outfits are molested by full grown men.
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An interesting take on Charlie Brown where he's still Charlie Brown but is a member of a superhero team made up of his friends who are all aged up.
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A Star Wars like movie set in a steampunk world.
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A show about a little girl like out of, The Ring films, who mother looks like an aged up Ring girl and a normal guy. A slice of life show with a cute monster girl. (8)
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Game of Thrones but has armies armed with guns and war blimps.
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Another Game of Thrones but taking place in a Fallout Universe. With the wall protecting against radiation monsters.
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Zootopia that went with the more racist story line where all the meat eaters have shock collars on them. (9)
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Doctor Who set in a Mass Effect universe and the Doctor changing into the different races instead of just human.
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Another Doctor Who set in the Star Wars universe and the Doctor's sonic screwdriver can change into a lightsaber.
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Pokemon set in the pokegirl verse.
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Transformers G1 set in Fallout universe.
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Pokemon set in the pokeboy verse.
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A Back To The Future crossover with Terminator. Where said Terminator is sent back in time to protect Doc Brown from another Terminator sent to kill the creator of time travel.
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A Dark Knight film where Batman is replaced with Adam West Batman.
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A trailer for God of War game but instead of just the Greek Gods, it's the entire cast of gods and demons from Oh My Goddess.
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A battle of the bands between Josie and the Pussycats and Jem and the Holograms. But with the two bands actually fighting each other for the right to play for the fans.
"Hey want to go there and fight?" Sunset ask.
"Just because we play songs for some of our shows. We're not a band," Twilight said.
"You just want to fight and only Kasumi would be backing you up," Trixie said. She and Twilight have been learning fighting skills from Kasumi and holograms in the training room. But it's Sunset who's been really getting into it, in unarmed fighting style which she uses the Super Mushroom pills that grows her into a near 12 foot giantess. Sunset train with Kasumi learning to fight someone small and fast while she's big.
"Why don't we just go back to Kasumi's world and take part in Dead or Alive. You'll be all but unstoppable," Twilight said.
"Sunset is a good fighter but she depends on being a giant too much," Kasumi said.
"Like you won't be using some of the stuff we picked up here and there. We petty much have the tech to take down just about anyone. Like how the Jokers from Batman Beyond got such advance tech that they were able to kill just about all the Justice League members," Trixie said being a fan of superheroes. "That also reminds me. Why haven't we gone to a superhero world?"
"Because dealing with supervillains isn't something I want to do," Twilight said.
"Besides with all of the villains in those world with some of them can takeover the world all by themselves," Sunset said. "Or have a vast army under their command. Besides with how some of the villains being able to fight Superman or Batman level heroes, it's better safe to stay away from those worlds."
"Maybe we need a filter for the portal," Kasumi said.
"Filter like sorting through worlds that we don't want to go to?" Sunset said.
"I'll go and give Rick a call," Twilight said.
"Too hard to make on your own?" Trixie ask.
"You try it and tell me. I'm just going to ask Rick if he has a device that can work with our portal so that we can just use a search engine to find worlds we want to go to," Twilight said.
"Alright," Sunset said. "And ask if he's making any improvements on the power up pills."
"Right," Twilight said going off to the com room.
"So any ideas where to go next?" Trixie ask.
"How about a fighting world like Kasumi's world," Sunset said.
"You just want to fight don't you?" Kasumi ask.
"It be fun," Sunset said.
"By using power ups and a super suit," Trixie said.
"So?" Sunset ask.
"Good point," Trixie said.
"Can't say I wouldn't cheat like that," Kasumi said.
"Like if you're fighting your sister?" Trixie ask.
"Yes," Kasumi said.
"Oh a mega cross world where almost all the fighting games are in the same world," Sunset said.
"Good plan but we do have the upcoming show next week that we setup. So after the show we take a break," Trixie said. They're still known as traveling entertainers who travel across America in their RV in this world.
"Give us time to read up on fighters," Sunset said.
"And we can help with some problems while we're there too," Kasumi adds.