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// Wit 
// Story: Spike's Poem Anthology to Twilight 
// by Zephyr Spark 
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Twilight’s like my mom and my sister. She’s my mister.
So she’s a guy?
No! I meant that she’s like a mom and a sister to me.
But you called her a mister.
It was a joke! I was combining mother and sister, like mister.
But Twilight’s not a guy.
I know that! It’s supposed to be clever.
I don’t get it.
I used letters from sister and mother to say mister.
Okay, but you still called her a guy.
Well, what would you say then?
Twilight’s like your mom and your sister. She’s your smother.
… Darn you, that’s clever.