You retrieve your Diamond Studded Tiara from your deck- at least, the spare you had lying around. You couldn't go around NOT wearing your primary Diamond Studded Tiara- it's your namesake! Which also makes it the perfect thing for your Strife Specibus- why everypony didn't use Crownkind was beyond you.
With a mighty heft, you send your spare tiara sailing through the air, knocking over a few bottles you had Randolph set up in the back yard. The tiara bounced between them like a ping-pong ball, and you struck a pose that would make Sailor Luna proud.
You were the BEST SBARN player, and you hadn't even start yet. Go you.
You order Randolph to fetch your tiara, and he obliges- sticking it on one of your many Fetch Modus cards. Turns out the Butler Modus worked by having your butler carry everything around. Certainly made a lot more sense than stacks of decks or whatever Silver Spoon said.
You check the time- it was nearing noon. Neither of your parents would be home any time soon- father wouldn't be home until late at night, running Barnyard Bargains. And mother was on another spa date.
Which was fine! Just more time to yourself to play this silly game. You weren't lonely. Nope.
==> Talk to your best friend
glamHeiress [GH] started pestering sharpClerical [SC]
[GH] Crownkind is the best Strife Specibus anypony could possibly use.
[GH] Keep that in mind when I ask what silly Specibus you chose.
[SC] So let me get this straight.
[SC] You thought the most optimal way to combat whatever challenges SBARN would face you.
[SC] Would be by throwing your VERY EXPENSIVE hat at it?
[GH] Duh?
[SC] Anyways.
[SC] I only have the one card, but it looks like there's room for more in the deck.
[SC] I have a plan. A very cunning plan.
[SC] And my plan starts with the Bladekind Specibus.
[GH] WHAT THE HAY SILVER?!
[GH] YOU'RE USING KNIVES?!
[SC] Only until I can gain more cards- there must be some mechanic in-game to acquiring a full Strife Deck.
[SC] I was going to use Spoonkind, originally- but I think that would have been a terrible error of judgement, just to do so because it's my namesake.
[SC] Oh sweet Celestia, THAT'S why you chose Crownkind, wasn't it?
[GH] DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
[SC] Don't worry, Diamond- your secret is safe with me.
[SC] And safe with everypony with more than two brain cells to rub together and figure out the connection.
[SC] But mostly me.
[GH] UUUUUUGH!
[SC] At any rate, I probably won't be directly using my Strife Specibus by itself.
[SC] By filling up a stack in my Fetch Modus, I think I've finally figured out a way to use it's mechanics to combat whatever minor threats the game poses.
[GH] Meaning?
[SC] Urgh- I fill up a stack with silverware, then pick up more things to add to that stack and eject the silverware out of it at my foes.
[GH] That's a REALLY roundabout way to just throw something at somepony.
[SC] Well excuse me for not having enough upper body strength to launch cutlery at high enough speeds to embed it in the wall.
[GH] What!?
[SC] I have to go.
sharpClerical [SC] stopped whinnying at glamHeiress [GH]
==> Silver Spoon: Experiment
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==> Snails: Retrieve Arms
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