“Hello? Is anypony out there?” Rainbow Dash walked through a bridge in the middle of a thick fog.
“So, you’ve finally come,” came a robotic voice with a Southern accent. Jinzo stood before her, a tall robotic creature with nightvision goggles and a Hannibal Lecter mask. “Do you have any idea who you’re dealin’ with?”
“One of the Big Five, I bet,” said Rainbow Dash.
“Correct!” said her opponent. “I’m Lector, the best duelist of the Big Five! Only I have the skill necessary to defeat you, and once I’ve taken your body, I’ll be the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria!”
“In your dreams!” said Rainbow Dash. “I’m gonna wipe the floor with you!”
“It’s time to duel, as they say!” said Lector, and he shot an eye laser at Rainbow Dash. Rainbow flew out of the way with her superior speed, and kicked Lector in the back of the head.
Lector was hardly affected. “None of your attacks have any effect on me,” he said. “My Jinzo form is designed to withstand all of your attacks as if it were a trap card!”
Trap card? Rainbow Dash didn’t understand what he meant, but she didn’t care. She whipped him in the face with her tail.
“I didn’t even feel that tail whip,” said Lector, and he swung his arm to swat her out of the sky, but she was too fast and avoided it.
As Lector uselessly shot eye lasers after Rainbow Dash, he raised an arm and summoned a rocket, which flew into space. Rainbow Dash noticed it as she dodged another of Lector’s attacks, and wondered what the rocket could be for.
The rocket flew into space and turned into a satellite, which locked onto Rainbow Dash. “Charging laser cannon. Target Rainbow Dash set for destruction, next time she dodges Lector’s attack.”
“Why don’t you give up?” said Rainbow Dash.
“It appears we’re at a stalemate,” said Lector. “But I know I’m gonna win.”
“How?” said Rainbow Dash. “You can’t hit me! I’m too fast! And I think you’ll run out of energy before I do! Then I can just Rain Nuke you and get it over with!”
“It’ll be too late,” said Lector.
“Wait!” said Rainbow Dash. This must have something to do with that rocket she saw! It must be set to fire on her any second now!
Lector shot another eye laser at Rainbow Dash. Rainbow dodged, then wrapped her tail around Lector’s arm and flew into space, barely avoiding the satellite’s laser.
Rainbow flew toward space as fast as she could with both hooves forward. Faster and faster, until she was flying faster than the speed of sound, creating a Sonic Rainboom.
The other ponies came through a door. “Look!” said Rarity as she pointed upward. A rainbow shockwave could be seen.
“A Sonic Rainboom!” said Pinkie Pie. “Rainbow Dash must be here!”
Rainbow Dash reached Lector’s satellite, and dropped him off on one of its panels. By now the satellite had finished firing its laser. Rainbow Dash backtracked, then plowed through the satellite’s core. The satellite exploded in a bright flash of light, obliterating Lector.
The ponies watched the spectacular light show as Rainbow Dash returned. All the ponies gave her a group hug.
“The gang’s all back together again!” said Pinkie Pie.
“And if that flash of light was any indication, the Big Five are no more,” said Rarity.
“Way to go,” said Fluttershy in a quiet voice.
“It was nothing,” said Rainbow Dash, blushing affectionately.
A door appeared. The Mane 6 walked through the door and found themselves back in Equestria. Their adventure was over, and they continued their picnic, telling each other in detail of their battles with the Big Five.
Spike, who was asleep after drinking spiked punch, woke up. "Did I miss anything?"