Mane 6 vs. Big Five

by Tailbiter231


Applejack vs. Johnson

Applejack woke up in an apple orchard. She bucked some of the trees, practicing her kicking for the battle that was to come. There was a door nearby. She entered the door to find a courtroom, where Johnson appeared in his human form.

“Johnson’s the name,” he said. “Legal expert of the Big Five. I’m an expert at deceiving the court.”

“Sounds like yeh’re the opposite of the Element of Honesty,” said Applejack.

“And good at it,” said Johnson. “I once convinced a jury that a man who was afraid of water stole a boat!”

“That’s just sad,” said Applejack. “Ah’m gonna beat you and get back to Equestria!”

“I think you’ll change your tone once you’ve seen my virtual form,” said Johnson, and he transformed into Judge Man. “This court is now in session.” Johnson threw his hammer at Applejack, but Applejack kicked it away. It smashed against the wall.

“Well, it’s time to flip a coin,” said Johnson. “You call it. If you win, you get a powerup. If I win, I get a bigger and stronger hammer.” He flipped a coin.

“Tails!” said Applejack, for she was a major tail lover, especially if it was Rainbow Dash’s tail, which she loved to bite.

Johnson waved his fingers of his left hand as the coin landed in his right. He took a look at it. “Heads. You lose.”

“Ah saw what yeh did,” said Applejack. “Yeh cheated so it landed on heads!”

“You’re playing in my courtroom so only my rules apply,” said Johnson. A spiky metal hammer appeared in his arm and he swung it at Applejack, who ran. Johnson chased after her, smashing his hammer on the ground.

Applejack noticed a rope on the ground. She picked it up with her tail and lassoed Johnson’s hammer out of his hand. The hammer flew into the air, and then Applejack kicked it at Johnson as hard as she could. The hammer hit Johnson in the face and he exploded in a shower of sparks.

A door opened and Rarity and Pinkie Pie came out.

“Am ah glad to see you,” said Applejack. Pinkie and Rarity gave her a hug.