"Beware, beware you pony folk. Those leaves of blue are not a joke!" the Zebra called at the Bearers, Spike, and Applebloom as she disappeared into the mist.
"What are these?" Spike asked as he grabbed the blue flowers in front of the group while AJ pulled Applebloom onto her back, scolding her. The group walked back to Ponyville, passing through the blue flowers.
"We're so lucky!" Pinkie said, "we could have ended up in...a big stew!" Everypony except Twilight gasped.
"Stop that Pinkie," Twilight said, "she's not a witch, she's just a zebra."
-The next morning-
Pinkie woke up and yawned only to find she couldn't close her mouth.
"Wu?"(Huh?) Pinke ran and looked in the mirror and found her tongue was swollen and covered in blue dots.
"Sppfff FFLP!"(Spike, HELP!) Pinkie ran to get him out of bed but found him sitting on the floor next to it, now a giant wooden action figure of himself with painted-on eyes and a big, smiling face.
"Oh hi Pinkie. Something happened to you too, huh?" Spike said in a monotone, whispery voice. Pinkie gave him a funny look.
“Don't be fooled by my tone. I'm freaking out here. Ahhhh.” Spike's scream sounded more like a pleasant moan.
"Pfft Pfffffd Pf Pf"(What happened to us?)
"I'm sorry, but I can't understand you," Spike got up, his limbs creaking as he got up. Maybe Twilight can help?
"Pfft pfft"(Good idea), Pinkie said and, with Spike on her back, they ran out to the library, and found a Tiny Applejack riding on Applebloom.
"Oh, you look funny too."
"who you calling fu...." Applejack started but stopped once she saw Spike and Pinkie, “Whoa! Pinkie your tongue, Spike your....you look creepy, please stop smiling like that.”
"Pfft Pfft" (He can't) Pinkie spat out.
“Huh?” AJ asked.
“My face is stuck like this, and I can't change the tone of my voice.”
"To Twilight’s!" Applebloom said. As they went, they ran into Super Hairy Rarity, Rainbow, crashing into everything, and a perfectly normal-looking Fluttershy.
"What's wrong with you?" Rainbow asked. Fluttershy didn't respond. Finally, they got to Twilight’,. finding her with a limp horn. Once they walked in Owlowisciousfell over in laughter.
"Oh, oh my sides...Ha Ha! Look at you guys! W....we have Harity, Apple Teeny, Rainbow Crash, Spitty Pie, um… Fluttershy what's wrong with you?" Fluttershy was silent.
"Come on, tell us," Rainbow said.
"........I don't wanna talk about it," Fluttershy said in a deep manly voice. There was silence. Until Owlowiscious fell over laughing.
"Flutter-GUY! and um… I don't know what to call Twilight and Spike. I've got nothing.”
“Oh come on, I want a funny name too,” Spike said.
While they were talking about what to do, AJ saw Applebloom leave and jumped on her back. After a while Twilight noticed Spike looking at his feet. "What's wrong Spike?" she asked.
"Oh I can't find AJ and I was just making sure I hadn't flattened her."
"What!" everypony in the room yelled at once, immediately checking their hooves. Or, in Owlowiscious’ case, his feet and claws.
"Pft Pfft"(Not here), Pinkie said with a head shake.
"Phew," Twilight said.
"Hey...where's Applebloom?" The ponies looked around while Owlowiscious walked to Spike.
"Can you spin your head?"
"I don't know. let's see." Spike slapped his face, and his head spun like a wheel. "Yup. I can." They kept talking and after a minute they realized everypony else had left.
“They forgot about us,” Spike said. "Oh well, their loss, let's see what else my new body does."
After that, Owlowisciousand Spike walked around town, everypony stopped and stared at Spike as they walked past. When they found Applebloom,
-Meanwhile-
The Elements were spying on Zecora, when the door on the other side opened, Spike and Applebloom walking in.
"Pffk!"(Spike!), Pinkie said in surprise. They watched as Zecora looked him over, nodded and pointed to the pot.
"They must be under some sorta spell," Rarity said.
"Is she gonna make Spike cook Applebloom?" Rainbow asked.
"Not on mah watch–" Applejack began but stopped when Spike jumped in the pot. There was silence, then Pinkie literally ran through the wall, with the others close behind her, knocked over Zecora, and flipped the pot, the contents spilling out onto the floor with Spike.
"No, you know not what you do, you've gone and spilled my precious brew!" Zecora said.
"We’re on to you…” Twilight began, when Spike stood up, no longer wooden.
"Ugg....everything feels like it's spinning," Spike said as he flopped to the ground, dizzy.
"Huh!?" the group gasped.
"Wait, aren't you evil?" Rarity asked
"How dare you, you destroy my home, destroy my work, then rudely accuse me of being a jerk!?"
While Applebloom explained the misunderstanding, Pinkie was shaking Spike in her hooves. "PFFFT, PF PT PFFTT"(SPIKE IM SO SORRY!!!), Pinkie said.
-Later at the spa-
Pinkie was hugging Spike. "Pinkie you’re over-exaggerating, I’m fin–"
"I flipped you over and slammed you into the ground!" Pinkie said, refusing to let go of Spike. "I'm so sor–oh bubbles!' The others sighed.
"She let that go pretty fast," Rainbow commented bluntly.