Log Date: 7 37 3
Subject: The “Rainbow Dash”
Audio Recorded by: Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG
“As my days here in Equestria draw to a close, it appears that I have saved the most impressive subject for last. The “Rainbow Dash” is a Pegasus with a highly distinct coloration, similar to a Bismuth. Her mane perfectly mimics a “Rainbow” weather formation, perhaps that is how she received her name. The “Rainbow Dash” is by far the most biologically perfect equine specimen I have seen. Her maximum airspeed and velocity has been measured at mach 2, approximately 1534 miles per hour. This speed and velocity should be physically impossible for a creature of her size and mass but somehow, she is able to pull it off with relative ease. Further study and research is required to identify the exact causes of this phenomenon. At her speeds she is capable of generating enough acceleration, to break the sound barrier, resulting in a “Sonic Rainboom”. "
"For my research, I asked her to recreate one of these “Sonic Rainbooms”, which she agreed to with a rather obnoxious degree of enthusiasm. I think there is no other way to word it: it was the most aesthetically pleasing spectacle I have ever witnessed! It was without compare! The sky exploded with a wave of multicolored light and then what followed was the most perfect rainbow formation I’ve ever seen! Emanating from her very mane! I can only assume that the “Rainbow Dash” was performing at her maximum! *fangirlish giggling*. As I was consorting with her colleagues, I would always hear the “Rainbow Dash” going on constantly about how superior she is compared to the others. While she is superior from a biological standpoint, I initially remarked her arrogance as a symptom of being a clod. However, upon seeing her Sonic Rainboom, I feel that her bragging is perhaps justified, but of course arrogance breeds overconfidence and overconfidence breeds certain death.
"The “Twilight Sparkle” mentions that the “Rainbow Dash” is the quantification of loyalty, by far the most useful of traits I’ve seen among her colleagues. I can always appreciate a Gem’s, or in this case, a Pony’s, strength, fortitude and intellect, but all of that is useless unless they swear undying loyalty to you, furthermore cementing her position as the objectively superior pony in Equestria. I showed her my reports on Equestria and her compatriots thus far, she said they were very good but their “coolness” needed to be increased by an approximate percentage of 20 or so. And then! She grabbed me by my arms, flung me on her back and soared into the sky. I measured her to break mach speed, but to actually experience it without equipment or an orbit capable vessel, it's glorious! Exhilarating! We saw all the landscapes that constitute the vast environments of Equestria. Equestria has incredibly bio diverse ecosystems and environments such as the Appaloosa deserts, Frozen Wastelands of the Crystal Empire, The EverFree Forest, and all the architecturally impressive metropolises like Canterlot, Manehattan, Vanhoover and Hoofington! Never before have I felt so...happy and free...huh...yes, yes that must be it...I think I finally understand what Steven meant by Earth’s beauty. Everything on Earth is just like here in Equestria; free and wonderful and still somewhat frightening in an exciting way, or nervousciting as the “Pinkie Pie” would say. It’s all so perfect through its imperfections...just like me. And I think that I’ve come to understand that, that’s ok. Equestria isn’t perfect, neither is the Earth or—dare I say—Homeworld, and I doubt I could picture it any other way. That’s why the Gems fight for Earth! That’s why Steven is so excessively optimistic! That’s why Equestria revels relentlessly in friendship! And that’s why I need to return to Earth and stop the Cluster from emerging! The makeshift Warp pad will be ready by tomorrow. I just hope I make it in time. Hold on Steven: I’ll be there in 10 seconds flat. Peridot out.
-Transmission Ends