//------------------------------// // Log Date: 7 35 3, Subject: The "Rarity" // Story: Report on the Occult Energies of Equine Commradery // by SaltyVampireHorse //------------------------------// Log Date: 7 35 3 Subject: The “Rarity” Audio Recorded by: Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG “This is Peridot, Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG, Transmitting from unknown coordinates in dimension “Equestria”. To whoever finds this report, if you are listening to this recording then the worst has happened. The “Rarity” invited me to her manufacturing facility… I have observed the most horrific, disgusting scene I’ve ever laid eyes on. I’ve seen what punishments the Diamonds ordered for the Earth rebellion traitors, but this... this is sick! This hardly compares to the Enforced Fusion experiments put forward by Yellow and White Diamond. The Unicorn known as the “Rarity” is a completely insane, monstrous, a sickening master of torture! I’ve seen what she does to other Gems! She has entire storerooms of Gems that she uses as decorations for her interchangeable appearance modifiers! Its disgusting! Sickening! Cruel even by White Diamond’s standards.” *Sound of door creaking open* “Oh no! Here she comes. I have to hide!” *rummaging* “Peridot, are you here? May I have a word with you?” *whispering* “ Perhaps I may have exaggerated the danger with the “Fluttershy” and the “AppleJack”, but I’m not fabricating this at all. I am in serious danger! Stay far away from this savage pony; she may look elegant and graceful but it’s all lies! All of it! This may very well be… my last log entry. This is Peridot… signing- ” *closet creaks open* “Ah there you are... Darling are you alright?” *Screaming and clattering* “Peridot! Whatever is the matter Dear?” “Stand back you psychotic shatterer I’m a certified Kindergartener! Is this a weapon?” “That’s a pin cushion Darling. And why in Equestria would I ever shatter such a marvelous gem as yours?” “I’ll Have you know I am a certified Kinder-! Wait, what?” “Peridot Darling, I have a most keen and discerning eye for gemstones and yours is quite impressive” “It is?” “Why yes of course! The facets, the cut, the luster and color! Its simply divine! Why go fixing something that’s already magnificent without compare? ” “I ...I...” “Oh yes! I remember what I needed your help with! You see Peridot, you have a certain charm about you, a certain... je-ne-sais-quoi about you that has inspired a new Fall line of garments. Would you care to see them? I could use a second opinion.” “Ummm I suppose so” “Excellent! Come along!” “I’ll put this report on hold momentarily, I think I need to make some… updated observations.” *Transmission cuts off* … *Transmission resumes* *throat clearing* “It appears that have I once again overestimated the danger. Rarity is not a Gem hunter, nor is she a member of White Diamond’s court, though I must note her saying, and I quote; ‘Yes, I suppose you could say I am a Diamond, how very considerate of you to notice’ end quote. Second, while she does have a massive collection of gems for her “clothing” production, I am certain that these formations are indigenous to Equestria and are not the remains of former Gem species: of this I am at least 79 percent sure. Thirdly, I suppose this experience has taught me something profound; sometimes a generous gift may come from one you least expect, like Steven or the Garnet, or in this case; the “Rarity”. The “Twilight Sparkle” informed me that the construction and linkage of a primitive, makeshift warp pad will be nearing completion. And I’ll have these comfortable “shorts” to remember them all once I am gone. Peridot out.” - Transmission ends