//------------------------------// // Chapter 19: Rematch // Story: Chaotic Harmony // by shirotora //------------------------------// March 12, I knew it was going to happen. I mean how could it not on a day like this one. It just goes against her nature for it not to happen. The only questions I had was when and where. It was about noon and I was just waiting for the inevitable. Then it happened. “Ohmygosh, Shiro, there you are” Rainbow Dash said as she flew up to me panicked, “there's a pony in trouble in AJ's Barn, you gotta help him! Come on.” This was their plan? Oh well I decided to play along. “Let's go then.” I ran toward Sweet Apple Acres already knowing what was awaiting me. We got to the farm and went into the barn to find... nothing, “What the hell... where's my...” “SURPRIZE!!!” I jumped clinging to the ceiling. A party had appeared out of nowhere. “What the hell. How did you hide this?” I said “It's a spell I've been practicing.” Twilight said, “Happy birthday, Shiro.” There was a huge banner saying “Happy 29th birthday, Shiro, even though it's only your first in Equestria so it's kind of your first birthday but that doe...” it trailed off at the edge. “Sorry, I ran out of room.” Pinkie said seeing what I was looking at. “It's more than good enough, Pinks.” I said, “Now LET'S PARTY!” The thing was in full swing. We played pin the tail on the pony, which is weird playing a game like that with a table full of booze a few feet away. I introduced them to beer pong among other drinking games. AJ was rather good at it, and was soon leading a drunken Big Mac off for some fun of their own (I still sometimes forget they're not siblings). After we were all a bit buzzed we decided it was time for cake and then presents. “OK first mine.” said Rainbow Dash. I tore into the Wonder Bolts gift wrap, “Nice, liquid rainbow.” I love spicy food and this stuff was great on pork chops, “Thanks Skittles.” “You'll love ours.” AJ said, Big Mac was still passed out from earlier. I tore the plain brown paper, “Stalliongrads finest vodka. Mmmm, vodka. Now I just need some OJ.” “Fluttershy and I both contributed to this one.” said Rarity. It was a pair of bracers covered in bright yellow scales. “I asked Grandmother to send me those, and Rarity did the rest.” said Fluttershy in her signature tone. “I love them.” Twilight's gift was the biggest, “I had to do some alterations on the original design but I think you will be pleased with my gift.” I opened the box to find a replica of Darth Vader's suit. That is if Vader were a tiger. “And yes you can wear it. Rarity gave me your measurements.” she said. “That is awesome!” I said. “Mine next!” Pinkie said hopping up and down. I quickly opened the incredibly festive paper to find a bag of... “Oregano?” “No silly, it's catnip.” She just gave me the feline version of weed. “I've always wondered what it's like for cats.” I said. “I think you'll like mine the most.” Jynx said. I knew this was going to be good. It was... black lacy lingerie. My eyes rivaled the size of Luna's moon. “I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,” “Ah think ya broke him, Jynx.” AJ said waving a hoof in front of my face. “I, I, I, I, I, I, I wanna use this one first.” I finally finished. “That comes as no surprise.” Rarity laughed. “I got you another present,” Jynx said in a seductive voice, “but it will have to wait until we get home.” “Whoa, I do NOT need to hear that.” Dash said. “I take it the parties over?” Pinkie said. “Ah'd say their party's just startin'” Applejack said. “It's a good thing they live a bit outside of town.” said Twilight, “I have a feeling they're going to be quite loud.” “EEWWW. Stop talking about my sister doing it!” Dash said. “We'll be sleeping in late tomorrow.” Jynx said. THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP. RD was banging her head on the wall, “MAKE IT STOP!!!” We all left the party together chatting it up. It was still kind of early so we wanted to hang out more. We got to town square when a voice boomed into the air. “TWILIGHT SPARKLE, I HAVE SPENT THE LAST YEAR TRAINING MY MIND FOR THIS MOMENT. I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE, CHALLENGE YOU TO A REMATCH.” In a blast of blue smoke the familiar sight of a star covered cape and wizard hat appeared, shortly followed by a 'squee' sound. The others looked at me like I just went crazy. Silly mares, don't they know I’ve BEEN crazy. “What? I’m a fan.” I said as if it were obvious. “Of Trixie?” asked Dash. “Twilight Sparkle, do you accept my challenge?” asked Trixie. “Uhhhh,” Twilight groaned, “If I do will you leave after?” Trixie raised an eyebrow as if contemplating it, “Very well, if you can best Trixie then Trixie will leave Ponyville. Now let us begin.” Twilight stepped in front of the show off. I could have sworn I smelled magic as Twilight took her place. “Let's get this over with.” Twilight sighed. “I'll go first.” Trixie said with her usual arrogant tone. She began channeling her magic. With a pop a potted flower appeared. “Seriously, dude?” I said, “Twi can top that with out even trying.” With another sigh, Twilight began channeling her own spell. With a pop... she was flat on her back. “Da faq?” I said. Twilight tried three more times with the same results. I knew something was going on. “Of course.” I growled, “I thought I smelled magic.” “It's a magic competition, you dolt. Of course there's magic involved” said Trixie, “It's not my fault Twilight lacks the talent that Trixie has.” I growled at her, “Twilight, I’ll take over. If it's showmanship she wants, then I’ll give her a show.” I grinned showing all my teeth. She was noticeably rattled by my display, but I had to admit she hid it well “You think you can out perform the Great and Powerful Trixie?” she said, “Don't make me laugh.” “Fine, I’ll just make you cry.” I said as I took Twilight's place, “Let's make a deal. If you win I’ll be your own personal servant, but if I win... I get your hat and cape.” She just smiled, “Deal.” I felt it this time as I passed. She cast a spell that breaks concentration on me. I just smiled. She really doesn't know how my magic works. Hell she probably doesn't think I have magic. “Be my guest, cat.” she said spitefully. I stood on my hind legs, and put on a pair of sunglasses. “Allow me to introduce myself,” I cleared my throat and snapped my fingers causing an American flag to drop behind me Patton style, “I am the chaos causing kitty, the terrific transforming tiger, the protector of Ponyville from predators, and pestering ponies. I am SHIROTORAAAAA!” fireworks filled the air as the Blue Angels flew overhead. A crowd of ponies appeared applauding me. I dropped back to all four, “Would you say that was better than a flower pot?... hello? I think she's broken.” I pulled out a sharpie marker, “Scribble, scribble, lil Trix.” I proceeded to give her a monocle and mustache. Then took her hat and cape. I held out the marker, “Anyone else want to give her a little art?” “Heck, yeah!” said Rainbow Dash. “That sounds good.” Jynx followed. After a few little improvements, her mind finally started catching up. “H, h, How I cast a spell on you. You shouldn't have been able to use magic at all.” she said not noticing her new decorations. “Simple.” I said now wearing MY hat and cape, “I'm a chaos mage. I don't need to concentrate, I just do it.” “Defeated again.” she sounded completely crushed, “I'm a failure.” “Only if you give up.” she looked at me as if I just went crazy... again, been there, “You have far more talent than the average unicorn, Trixie. You even beat Twilight. Granted it was cheating but you did it in a way that she didn't notice, despite being as in tune to magic as she is. I only did because the senses of a predator are better then ponies. “Now if you'll excuse me I have a birthday present to claim.” I started to walk away, “Oh yeah you may want to wash that off.” She watched me leave, confused by me. After I rounded a corner I heard her scream, “My coat!” Jynx and I walked the rest of the way home talking about nothing in particular. When we got home I was ready for my present. “Wait here while I get ready.” she said seductively. I took off my new hat and cape, placed them in my room, and waited. I couldn't tell why but I’ve been wanting her so badly all day today, even before the party. “I'm ready.” Jynx finally said. It felt like an hour. I walked into the bedroom to see her wearing the lingerie. I had to wonder why ponies were sexier wearing cloths then when their naked. She was laying on her back. The candles on the tables beside the bed danced off her body. Her mane and tail were unbraided. She gave me her best bedroom eyes, “Today, you can do what ever you want with me, no matter how dirty or kinky.” I capped my claws, and climbed into bed, drawing her into a deep kiss. I was going to enjoy this. Mature content here