//------------------------------// // Jokes, Songs and a Fart // Story: Sunset's Possible Returns, by Princess Celestia // by Marwile //------------------------------// Scenario GM-SP#1: Sunset Shimmer came through the mirror. But she wasn’t alone. Floating behind her were three sea-ponies in yellow, purple and blue. Sunset was the first to speak up. “Celestia, I have to apologize. During my time in the other world I learned much about myself and others and realized, that you were right and I was wrong. You might recognize these sea-ponies as the sirens. They had been banished to the other world by Starswirl the Bearded and caused chaos and mischief there. I helped to not only defeat, but also to redeem them.” Celestia just stood there completely stunned. “Yeah, that might be a bit much at once. But while you try to compose yourself, we can show you, what we prepared just you. “So girls, as we trained… 3… 2… 1… Shoo-Bi-Doo Shoo Shoo-Bi-Doo– Luna skipped the rest of the page. “No! No! No! Never! No! No! No! Not again! No! No! No! No! Please no! No! Celestia, why! No! No!... It’s in my head!” Scenario ME-TA#8: In the middle of a boring night Luna was sitting in the throne while secretly reading through Celestia’s book ‘Sunset’s Possible Returns’. After recovering from the little tantrum caused by the last scenario, she was about to start the next one, when she unexpectedly got a visitor: A yellow unicorn, who returned only a few hours ago to make amends with her teacher. Luna quickly used her magic to hide the book at a safe place: Behind her back. “Hey, Princess Luna, how are you?”, came the genuine question from Sunset. “Oh, uhh… I’m alright. B-But what are you doing here? Didn’t you want to spend time with my sister?”, was Luna’s shaky reply. “Yeah, I was just going for a quick midnight snack and then I had the idea to look, what you’re doing and what are you so obviously hiding behind your back?” “N-Nothing! I-I was just–”, then Luna noticed the book was already gone and Sunset was reading through it. “Oh… Uhh… So…” “Don’t worry, Luna, I’m not angry at you.”, Sunset said in a menacing tone. “But I need to talk to Celestia.” While Sunset walked away the edges of the book started smoking. Luna thought about her situation for a few moments. “I think Twilight wanted to learn something about dream magic.”, she said out loud before jumping out of the closest window. “Huh… W-What? Huh?”, Luna looked around the room. “Is there something Celestia hasn’t planned?” Scenario RI-MM#2: Sunset came out of the mirror running and stopped right before Celestia in her throne and kneeled down, while holding a small box in her magic. “Princess Celestia,–”, Sunset opened the small box revealing a diamond ring inside of it. “–will you marry me?” “No!” “Alright… So I won’t become a princess this way either?” “No!” Pouting Sunset went back. “Becoming a princess through marriage… what a crazy idea.”, Luna mused. Scenario MR-WC#34: Celestia sat down on her throne mentally preparing for the emotionally draining job of– PFFFFFHHHHT! Distracted from her thoughts a blush quickly appeared on Celestia’s face. She jumped out of the throne and levitated up the pillow revealing a whoopee cushion under it. “Hahahahah!” Celestia followed the laughter to its origin behind the throne and found Sunset Shimmer cowering there. “Gotcha!” Sunset then quickly bolted out of the room. Luna snickered a bit herself. After that she stood up and looked under her pillow finding nothing. Scenario IM-RR#1: Celestia sat in her throne, enjoying a calm day and expecting nothing dangerous, when completely unexpected Sunset Shimmer appeared through the magical mirror, carrying a huge speaker in her magic. “Prepare yourself, princess.”, Sunset threatened Celestia. “For I will finally prove, that I’m superior to you, as I have found your one and only weakness!” Sunset activated the device and as the music got louder, realization slowly dawned upon Celestia, whose face paled. We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy “Oh no… Starting to feel… so weak… I thought I… destroyed all of them…”, Celestia struggled to stay upright. “You’re probably asking where I got this from. HA! The internet never forgets.”, Sunset taunted her teacher. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Celestia was already crawling on the floor. “Why, Sunset… WHY!” “By the way, I can’t hear you!”, Sunset pointed at her stuffed ears. “But just to get sure I’ll turn up the volume.” Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you “And after this one comes the dubstep remix! MUWAHAHAHAHA!” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” “Goddammit, Tia!”, a frustrated Luna said louder than planned. “Do you have to point out every time how much you hate this song. I’m pretty sure you won’t lose your powers when hearing this...And now it’s stuck in my head, too!”