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// 1: Weird Birthday. 
// Story: Pound Cake's Adventures. 
// by tseidler2000 
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Pound Cake wakes up, very happy. "Today is my birthday I wonder what mom and dad are doing?"

Mrs. Cake is seen in the kitchen with a plate of cupcakes. "Here son we made you your cupcakes!" She stuffs Pound Cake's mouth with frosting.

"Oh I know how much you like cupcakes here have some whipped cream."

Pound Cake continues choking.

Mr. Cake says. "Honey, my son is choking." They scream and panic.

Mrs. Cake then says. "I will jump on his belly!" "3 2 1!"

Pound Cake's food comes out of his mouth like a fountain.

***

Mrs. Cake says that Pound Cake is given a bath. "Son, I'm sorry about the cupcake thing so I ran you a bath."

Pound Cake says. "But I don't need a bath mom!"

Mrs. Cake says. "Don't be silly filly just try it!"

Pound Cake isn't so sure about it. "I don't know all these candles and the water on the floor doesn't seem-""Baaaaaaahhhhhhheow"! Pound Cake bleats and slips on the floor the curtain catches on fire. Pound Cake bleats in fear and enters the bath. Pound Cake bleats in relief and the hot water turns Pound Cake's body red and mane black. "Hot. Hot!" "HOOOOOOOOT!"

***

Pound Cake is sunburnt goes downstairs, goes behind the couch, and looks around, he then goes outside to his Carriage. Pound Cake bleats in relief, again. "Finally, some peace and quiet."

A Cerberus appears behind him and attacks him as Pound Cake screams.

Mr. Cake is unsure about this plan. "So honey, remind me again how this is supposed to work."

Mrs. Cake says. "It's an easy we give him a new pet so we can impress him." Mrs. Cake whistles and throws a cupcake. "Go get the cupcake!"

Pound Cake follows the cupcake and gets hit by a car.

Mrs. Cake sees Pound in pain. "That's gotta leave a mark!"

***

Pound Cake is covered in bandages and sunscreen. "THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD WITH YOU TWO!" "You've choked me, you've burned me, the cupcake you fed me was underbaked, I think I need to tell you off, but I've never been the bad hemophiliac before, what would my grandparents do?"

Mr. Cake then says. "They would tell us to go to our room?"

Pound Cake then yells. "Thank you, that's really helpful, now go to your room!?!?!"

Mrs. Cake is annoyed. "Look son, we've been nice to you on your birthday all day okay, we've tried everything, but nothing works well you know what honey? We only celebrate Pumpkin Cake's birthday more often anyway."

Pound Cake is hurt. With tears in his eyes.

***

Pound Cake is crying because of what happened.

Mr. and Mrs. Cake say. "I think we should go apologize." They go sit with him, he is still covered in bandages and sunscreen.

Pound Cake then sobs and sniffs. "W-W-What?"

Mr. Cake speaks up. "We're sorry about what happened, we would like to give you this."

Pound Cake is surprised. "It's Nurse Redheart's wing massager! How did you know?"

Mrs. Cake speaks. "We gave it to you so we can impress you." She hugs Pound Cake. 

Pound Cake then says. "Thank you mommy and daddy!" He bleats and purrs.