//------------------------------// // Joe "insert word here" // Story: Snew P.'s Adventures // by The One and the Only //------------------------------// For added entertainment listen to this while reading. You're probably thinking that Changelings can't be good aren't you? Well, your wrong. There are good changelings. Don't forget however that there are bad Changelings as well. There is one changeling however who is neither good nor bad. His name is Snew P. Snew was like any other Changeling. He was riddled with holes, he had chitin, he looked like an insect, and he fed off of love. However, Snew was very different from his Changeling associates. For one thing he didn't live in a hole in the wall like everyone else did. He lived in a doghouse. None of the changelings really know why. Snew lived in a red doghouse that apparently is never scene from the front or back. One other thing that separated him from the other changelings was the fact that he was a mute. Yes that's right, a mute. Anyway, today was just another average day and Snew wasn't going to let it go to waste. He woke as early as possible which basically meant 9:00 Am. He rushed to the bathroom he somehow was able to fit inside the little doghouse and brushed his razor sharp teeth. In fact, how he was able to fit an entire home inside his doghouse is completely beyond anyone. I wonder what I should wear. Oh wait, changelings don't wear clothes. He thought and decided to simply go out and meet some of his "friends." He trotted out of the little building and took a breath of fresh air. Granted it wasn't fresh at all but he had to compromise. Now let's see, who should I visit fir...Oh! Is that #234?! Snew's face lit up and he dashed over to said changeling. As soon as he was close enough, Snew bumped #234's shoulder to acknowledge his presence. #234 turned and smiled. "Hey Snew P.. How's it going?" Snew simply shrugged his shoulders with a smile. He then pointed at #234. "Oh me? I'm fine. Just got a mission to complete. I'll be back in about two days. Okay?" Snew slumped a little but smiled none the less. He nodded his and watched as #234 left in the direction of the Changeling Castle. Oh well he thought I got a full day. I'm sure I can have fun tod...whoa. Before he could think Snew caught sight of a female changeling. Female changelings were hardly ever seen. They weren't like changeling queens. They were shorter and weren't royalty. Most of them however were only used for mating. Now and then when there wasn't an emergency there would be a generation or two that could choose only one mate. I'd love to be hers. Then again I'd probably liked to be any female changelings mate since they're not seen much...wait second...is she coming this way?! Making sure his senses weren't playing games with him he noticed that she truly was coming in his direction. He knew this was his time to shine. He pulled a pair of sunglasses out and thought to himself here's Joe Cool waiting for his soon-to-be mare femalechangelingfriend. She got closer and closer until Snew realized she wasn't heading for him. She walked right by him and headed for a building labeled Breeding Center. Snew huffed here's Joe Cool saddened after being denied his possible relationship. Here's Joe Spacepony getting a job as an astronaut. Snew P. had his hoof extended towards an the CEO of NASA (National Astro Station of Awesomeness). He walked over to the shuttle and got inside of it. He signaled the tower that he was ready for take off. A loud voice began to speak. Launch sequence iniciated. Joe sat in his seat with sweat dripping down his forehead. Launch in T minus 5... This was his moment... ...4... ...this was his time to shine... ...3... ...this would be the day... ...2... ...he proved his worth! ...1... ...launch! Several changelings gave awkward glances towards a certain red doghouse that had a changeling on top of it. Said changeling looked like he was screaming his head off but it was hard to tell since no sound came from him. Joe Spacepony screamed as the space shuttle shook wildly and causing him to grip his seat tighter. He could feel pressure against his body as the speed of geaster and faster. Luckily because of his training he could withstand the pressure. Soon Joe tore through the atmosphere. looked around in awe at the beauty of the stars. It was amazing. It was past a description of words. He could only stare at the great expanse of tiny lights in an ever eternal darkness. Joe Spaceman navigated his spaceship to the moon and landed. He put on his tanks and stepped out. Somehow trumpets were playing in the background. more instruments began to sound as he stepped forward on the planets lower gravity. It was so amazing until... "HEY!" Snew P. was startled as he stepped across a concert stage. He looked to the sound of the angry voice and there, standing before him, was the conductor of the changeling orchestra. "What are you doing!? Get off the stage!" the changeling looked mad and a right to be. Snew thought to himself AAH! A hideous Moon Monster! Take that vile filth! Snew pulled out a water gun sprayed the conductor before speeding off in another direction. "Aaah! Get over here you menace! I'll rip you apart!" Thus the chase began. Joe Super Hero stood atop a building in Manehatten. He looked across the city with his X-ray vision and observed the area. Here's Joe Super Hero searching for crime to stop. he thought to himself. Sunddenly he saw some mare in an alley being chased. Joe used his super speed to rush to the alley in the blink of an eye. The criminal looked at him in fear. "Oh no! It's Joe Super Hero! Run!" They screamed simultaneously. Joe Super Hero leapt at them and began to beat them up. Snew P. for some strange reason was beating up a toy in the middle of the street. A little baby changeling looked at him in anger. "Hey! Leave my dragon alone! Give it back!" Snew P. Look over at the little changeling. his eyes went wide and he clutched his throat with an all to dramtic fall. Ahh!! Kryptonite!