What About Mothball

by CAPTAIN YOSHI HD


To A Giant Orange

Screwball arrived at the boutique and found Rarity, Gem Stone, Rainbow Dash, Soarin, Prism, Lightning Dash, and Thunder Dash. "Hey, guys.", she said.

"Oh, Screwball, why hello.", Rarity said. "How's your day going, Darling?"

"Fine.", Screwball said. "Have you guys known anything strange going on with my dad and Mothball? I saw them flying through the sky and laughing."

"Yes, they're finally getting along.", Lightning said. "Isn't that great? Your father did needed some understandings, so you can prove that he has a heart."

"Well, that's besides the point, he's all of a sudden telling jokes to my dad.", Screwball said. "And he calls them priceless."

"Oh really?", Gem stone asked.

"What kind of priceless jokes?", Thunder asked.

"Well, something about a vampire sucking in your flank, I thought the joke made no sense.", Screwball said.

"Screwy, some jokes make no sense, but that doesn't mean you have to laugh at them.", Thunder said.

"He does have a point.", Rainbow Dash said.

"Agreed.", Soarin said.

"So, Screwball, how was your relaxing day with your brother?", Rarity asked.

"Oh, it was fine.", Screwball said.

"I must say, that playdate with your brother has done wonders for your day.", Rarity remarked, taking Screwball's chin and lifting her head.

"Thanks, Aunt Rarity, it was amazing.", Screwball said.

"Amazing indeed. Hey, guys.", Mothball said, entering the boutique with Discord and Fluttershy.

"Hi, Screwball, did you make sure you left Zany at Sweet Apple Acres with Granny Smith and AppleSpike?", Fluttershy asked.

"Um, yeah.", Screwball answered.

Mothball chuckled. "Orange you glad he's not... captured again, just like last time?", he asked, suppressing a chortle from his mouth.

Rarity, Gem Stone, Rainbow Dash, Soarin, Prism, Lightning, Thunder, Discord, and Fluttershy began laughing.

"Oh, Mothball, you're a charmer.", Rarity laughed.

"Oh, stop, you're making me blush.", Mothball said, bashfully.

Fluttershy took Mothballs chin with her hoof and got a good look at his cheeks. "Your cheeks do seem to turn into a shade of...", she started, when she paused and gasped. "...orange!"

Mothball was completely a giant orange.

"Ha, you've been upgraded from a joke-telling changeling to a giant orange!", Discord laughed.

The ponies continued laughing, even Mothball which was turned back into himself by Discord. Then, Mothball coughed. "Ow, guess I laughed too hard.", he thought. He wiped a gold tear off his eye. "Oh man, comedy gold, am I right?"

"Yeah, you sure are.", Prism stated.

"I got to say, Screwy, your boyfriend has very awesome jokes.", Rainbow Dash said.

"I wouldn't agree more.", Soarin said.

"So since when does Mothball tell you all jokes?", Screwball asked.

"All he did was come into our places and began telling jokes.", Discord said.

"They're just so priceless.", Lightning said. "They're just fricking priceless."

"So, how all this happen is, we were at Sweet Apple Acres and-- Oh, I can't say even say it the right way, you had to be there.", Mothball said.

"We wanted to invite you to join, but we decided not to, because we knew how much your brother means to you.", Lightning said.

"I thought it was much more awesome than the fun we had.", Mothball said.

"How wonderful, I should probably get going.", Screwball said, as she was about to walk out the door. Then, she spotted Mothball making a silly face while half of his body was in spiral form. The others laughed. But, Screwball was still not laughing at him.