Chapter 3
Rainbow Dash a Rainbow maned Blue Cyan Pegasus screamed, “We have got to get the foal eaters to tell us were she is...”
Twilight a Purple Alicorn told her, “We have been over this before they don't know anymore then we do....”
Rarity a white purple maned unicorn told them, “I talked to the three working in my shop and none of them know anything about how they even got here. The idea they know were Pinkie is very far fetched.”
Fluttershy a yellow pink maned pegasus, “They do claim their was a device involved however... If you need to know that////”
Twilight said, “Yes Spike is searching for the device...”
Applejack asked a Orange Blond earth pony, “How'da yah knaw one exist on our side.”
Suddenly the door to the Castle swung open and a Teenage Purple Dragon stood there...
Spike looked and said, “Me and Shinning found it... The Device was in the Mareyan Forest!”
They looked at each other...
“Oh my God did we just do that?” Asked Brian
Ashcloud told him, “Yeah we did....”
Brian yelled, “You are an animal!”
Cherry Bubble walked in naked, “Pancakes!”
Downstairs they ate...
Ashcloud's Mom told him, “So how is this crazy human your having it on with doing... He was afraid of me just a month ago.”
Brian said, “I got used to you?”
Ashcloud told, “Apparently he gets less bigoted over time?”
Brian shot, “I am not bigoted... I am just afraid of ponies...”
Ashcloud told him, “Okay...”
Cherry Bubble asked, “How ca n you be scared of us. You have all those advanced Flesh Shredding weapons....”
Brian said, “I don't have them personally.”
Suddenly a Red Yellow haired Unicorn stamped in...
The Unicorn yelled, “Really Foal Eater are you unaware of your History/”
Brian stated a little disturbed by the new pony, “History?”
Ashcloud told him, “Dad...”
Cherry Bubble said, “Clank Clank...”
Clank Clank told him, “Do you realize just how much insanity your race put us through...”
Ashcloud said, “No they don't!”
Clank looked and told him, “Can you grow up... Bringing them down here all the time is bad enough but the fact that now your screwing one is completely unacceptable.”
Ashcloud told him, “You know the whole fact that whenever your here your abusing my friends...”
Clank yelled, “Silence!”
At this point Brian was under the table.
Cherry Bubble told him, “Enough....”
Clank looked, “You remember how it was when we first came here, it didn't matter that I am a royal unicorn and a machinist from Las Pegasus... They carted us off into that Ghetto. And how all those hoomans came in looking for sex and crap.”
Cherry Bubble said, “Now like anyone would give their best housing to a bunch of strangers...”
Clank yelled, “They humiliated us. We know why ponies separated from this reality. Because they started hunting us. They are in fact foal eaters.”
Brian came back up from under the table, “Now listen I wouldn't eat a foal... I can barely eat veal....”
Ashcloud burst out laughing.
They were in the office... “Man these guys just sue and sue pony businesses...”
Brian replied to Ashcloud, “You know I started imagining there were real reasons fear you and you know unless there are lot more ponies like your dad....”
The Firm Skin Head walked up, “Hey Ash... Why haven't you yet introduced him to me.”
Brian said, “Why are you friends with the Nazi Ash...”
The Firm Skin Head told him, “Not all skins are Nazis, I am anarchist myself!”
Brian said, “Oh...”
The Skinhead told him, “Names John... Are you American?”
Brian he said, “Yes....”
John explained, “That's why you don't understand Skinhead culture..... Most Americans have a cery narrow minded view of how things are supposed to work.”
Brian admitted, “I admit that is totally true....”
John ask, “So what is it like dating the crazy one?”
Brian told, “Oh he is pretty nice...”
A girl in hijab walked in, “So names Kathy and what have you been doing with Ashcloud ?”
Ashcloud told her, “Making me cry because he won't look at me while we have sex or say my name...”
The Hijab Girl told him, “Neither would I!”
Ashcloud made a cute little laughing noise.
Brian said, “So who are you?”
The Girl told him, “Kathy...”
Brian asked, “So basically you two are his human friends?”
Kathy told him, “Ashcloud is the type of pony anyone can like...”
Ashcloud looked and asked, “It is almost Lunch... Can we go get something at the Paulener....”
In the Jungle of the South-North Border of the Two Koreas Pinkie Pie looked as she avoided another land-mine.... The humans behind her followed her perfectly. She could hear the hunter behind them looking for them... The hunters had gotten bold following her into the minefield. Several Mines exploded behind her. She didn't like the idea that someone had blown up. But it was a good thing that less party poopers were following her. Suddenly a crazed Patriot named Lee jumped.
The Humans behind her bunched and a woman asked, “Are we captured?”
Pinkie pointed and told them, “Run that way and avoid the tree which like a party fork! I will take this loser out!”
As they ran Lee fired at them.. Pinkie deflected a bullet with her tail...
Lee looked, “Your crazy....”
Pinkie told, “Nutty as a squirrel...”
Lee looked, “You can't escape....”
Pinkie rushed him and before she had grabbed his gun in mouth .
Lee muttered, “Crazed!”
Pinkie looked, “You serve the state because you are loyal to them but are they loyal to you!?”
Lee yelled staring down at the pony, “Don't you dare judge!”
Pinkie told him, “You led people to their deaths!”
Lee told her, “You cannot understand honor. They died for their country!”
Pinkie looked up and yelled, “A country which can't give bread or cupcakes to it's people!”
Lee ran away.
Pinkie went to the border and crossed....
A girl ran up to Pinkie and hugged her.
A woman pulled the girl away and asked, “Is there anything we could do for you..?”
Pinkie said, “Do you have any Cupcakes?”
The woman looked, Pinkie answered, “If you get a job at a bakery send me some sugary treats.... Otherwise you don't have to pay!”
Pinkie had been smuggling out people from North Korea ever since she escaped herself. North Korea had imprisoned all the ponies which a switched into there and had studied them through harsh experiments and dissections. North Korea was now dealing with mass starvation due to being unable to integrate into the Global Governing System. The Leaders in North Korea played victim in the mess while their people died by the thousands daily. Even China had stopped going along with their pity party
Lee looked at the bunker... Things were getting worse... There had been food riots led by former secret police who had turned pro-Democracy out of desperation. They had to purge more and more high ranking officials due to attempted coops.
The bunker had become an armored to Temple to Kim Jong Un... As he walked past the gold platted statues with small bits of graffiti on them which had not been cleaned yet. He walked into the gold platted gates and swiped his card in the door. He then marched down a hall full of Candelabras. We he came to the end he saw something strange . The places fattest chair had been placed besides Kim's thrown and covered in pillows and on those pillows was a dark blue unicorn with red eyes and blond hair. He had a scare on his left eye and there was huge smile on his face from ear to ear. It looked like one of the Pink Pony's smiles only deranged.
He asked, “What is the abomination doing beside you dear leader?”
The Pony suddenly spoke up, “HE INSELTS MII!”
Kim clapped his hands, “This pony is teaching us magic see...”
A barrier hit Lee suddenly and knocked him over...
Kim then asked, “Were is the Pink Pony?”
Lee told him, “She escaped again due to under-sufficient forces. We need an army to get her because of her speed/”
The Dark Blue Pony told Kim, “Pell off hist lift pinkie for not catching Pinkie!”
Suddenly Lee felt something pulling on his finger and another force pulling on the the rest of his body. Lee yelled, “STOP!”
Lee finger first pulled out of the socket then as he screamed the flesh began to come apart. He screamed and as the finger ripped off his hand.
The pony came down to him, “Neew Lee I ill teech ui magic and put his horn to his head!”
At the Paulenar the four friends sat down eating.
Ashcloud told them as he ate an egg sandwich, “I love the whole idea my parents think I want to go home. The place sounds like a nightmare.”
John looked and ask, “Princess of Love.... I wonder if she runs the ministry of Love?”
Kathy looked, “You know if it is full of mythical creatures it could be the ultimate tourist destination. I am sure there are lot of people even with the authoritarian government who would want to live there.”
Brian asked, “But all those ponies. How would you get around them.”
Ashcloud told him, “I am sure you would be in Hell!”
Brian looked and told him, “Yes I would... No offense!”
Ashcloud asked, “You love me yet you hate all other ponies?”
Brian said, “Well your just a really nice guy period!”
Kathy said, “He is exceptionally nice. I have never met anyone who could hate him if they got to knw him and I am not just saying that because he is the most adorable gay horse person I have ever met.”
John said, “Not every pony is easy to get along with but he is...”
Ashcloud said, “Frankly I would like to introduce you to my pony friends too Brian...” He opened his briefcase and took out a drawing... “Like this by the way!?”
Brian looked at it, “It looks like you kidnapped Aubrey Beardsley from his time and had him draw me!”
Kathy said, “Ashcloud is a great artist!”
John said, “The fact that ponies can hold pens that well with their mouths is what impresses me!”
Spike looked at Twilight...
Twilight looked back and told in the ruins of a advanced city, “We are going to try to activate the machine.”
Rainbow Dash looked at the temple controls.
Twilight told her, “Pull the right lever then press the middle button.”
Rainbow Dash began following instructions... A whirring started...
Twilight yelled over the racket, “Okay now...” The machine then powered down....
Rainbow yelled, “Crap!”