Swords, Guns and Skills

by SShonix


Chapter 8 : Ursa Minor Fight

"My name...is Christopher Plainfield but you can call me Chris." I responded to Applejack's question. She smiled at me while letting go of her hoof from Pinkie's mouth. She then held her hoof towards me. As I was about to shake it, I remembered something about the show and shook her hoof really fast. Her eyes kinda seemed to shake around as well.

Pinkie Pie came next, "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! Of course you already knew that! You want a cupcake? Here have one!" She handed me a cupcake with blue frosting. I was not fond of cupcakes but I tried it anyways. Oh.My.God. That cupcake was delicious! I could feel the frosting circle around my tastebuds and I could taste the flavor! The sweetness ached my mouth for more. I kept eating it until it was no more.

"So did you like it? huhuhuh? Please tell me you liked it!" Pinkie asked me. I nodded my head and she hugged me.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I'm HUGGING PINKIEEEE!" I screamed in my head. This was happening! WOOOO! TAKE THAT BRONIES! And Pegasisters!

She let go of me and bounced back to her friends. Twilight came next and she said, "Hi! I'm Twilight Sparkle! Can I ask what creature you are?"

I responded, "I'm a human!" Her eyes seemed to 'sparkle' a little bit when she heard that. Hehe...sparkle....get it? No? Fuck you.

"Wow! A creature I never seen or heard before! This is amazing!" She exclaimed to herself. She then raise her hand and I shook it normally.

Next up, the almighty, Rainbow Dash! She flew up to my face and started jabbing it while saying, "Listen here buddy! I don't know who you are! But if you harm any of my friends, there will be payback!" Huh?

"Darling, you're simply scaring him. Oh, where are my manners. Hello, I am Rarity! Owner of Carousel Boutique!" Rarity said as she walked up to me. She held up her hoof I had an idea. I got up from my bed and kneel down, even though it hurts and kissed her hoof.

"My, my. See Rainbow, he isn't a brute." Rarity said as she walked back to the mane six, visibly blushing. Rainbow looked at me funny before she held up her hoof towards me. She said, "No kissing my hoof kid." I simply hoofbumped her. She seemed satisfied and went back to the group.

"Is that everyone?" I asked them, knowing that Fluttershy was left. They all looked at each other uncomfortably before nudging the yellow pegasus.

I kneeled down, my fucking knee again...and stroked her mane.

"Eeep!" She muttered in surprise. I continued stroking her mane while saying, "It's okay, I won't hurt you."

She looked up towards me and smile before saying, "Thank you!" I smiled at her.

I got up and said, "That's it right?" They all nodded.

"Alright so what quest-" My words were interrupted by a loud roar.

"ROOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR"

We all recoiled in surprise and looked outside the window.

"Is that.....!" Twilight said before she galloped outside. All of her friends followed in pursuit. I looked outside the window once more and saw a giant blue beast terrorizing Ponyville. It had a star on it's forehead. It looks....familiar....Wait! Isn't that the Ursa Minor? What the fuck!

I put on my clothes and grabbed my weapons. I put my gun in it's hostler and my Avian sheathed. I carried the Reaper and ran outside the hospital. My fucking knee hurts like hell but I pushed forward. I saw the mane six fighting the thing. Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Rarity was hiding behind a rock. Rainbow Dash was flying around the beast. Twilight was blasting spells at the beast while Applejack was bucking apples towards his face. The bears seemed unaffected and continued to smash buildings. I unfolded my Reaper and unsheathed my Avian.

You mess with Ponyville, you get the human. Okay that was cringe but COME AT ME BITCH!

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Twilight Sparkle POV
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"What is an Ursa Minor doing here?" I said as I ran out the hospital. This makes no sense. Ursa Minors' don't usually come out of their cave unless they're hungry and they can survive without eating for a thousand moons. They don't usually go to town either! I stopped in front of the Ursa Minor. I watched as he smashed buildings and stepped on carts.

"Twilight! Twilight over here!" I heard a voice behind me. I turned around and saw my friends running towards me. Worry was all over their faces.

"What's happening here? Why is it here Twi?" Rainbow asked me.

"I-I don't know Rainbow..." I told her. my friends became more worried.

"Fluttershy, can you please talk to the Ursa Minor? You're the only one who can talk to animals!" I told Fluttershy. She looked scared but as soon as she saw the destruction caused by it, she put on a brave face and flew towards the Ursa Minor. The Ursa Minor shifted his focus on to Fluttershy. After a couple of minutes it roared at her. Fluttershy was sent flying backwards before Rainbow caught her.

"What happened there Fluttershy?" I asked her with a visible face of nervousness.

"It-it didn't work....he wouldn't listen to me...sniff.." Fluttershy said as she was sniffing a few tears.

All of us looked at her in sadness. I responded, "Alright girls. Let's stop him the hard way then."

All of us agreed and took our places. Rarity, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy hid behind a rock while Rainbow Dash, Apple jack and me dealt with the Ursa Minor. I began casting spells towards him.

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Present
Chris POV
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I ran towards the beast and slashed it's foot. It seemed to visible cringe and swatted his claws at me. It was hard but I managed to dodge and roll its attacks. I turned back and saw that all of the mane six were staring at me in awe and fear. I slashed it's foot once more but this time, I was launched in the air but its foot. It kicked me and I was sent flying up. I landed on its head. Checkmate bitch.

I stabbed my Avian on it's forehead star. It roared in pain and tried to shake me off but i managed to maintain my balance. I ran up to its body and began to slash it's back with my Reaper.

"Slice and Dice!" I yelled out while slashing his back. It roared once more and tried to shake me off again. I lost my balance and tumbled to its side. I managed to puncture it's side with my Reaper and hang there.

"Holy shiiiittt! That is a long drop....I ain't breaking my bones...fuck nah." I said to myself. Fuckin' aye.

The Ursa Minor did not seem to notice me hanging on it's side as he began terrorizing the town again. I looked towards the mane six as they were either hiding or attacking the Ursa Minor. So what am I gonna do now...

"Hey, you hanging out?" I looked towards my left and saw Rainbow Dash hovering in front of me.

"Yeah, I need some help right now..." I told her as I smiled. She smiled back and said, "I got'cha!" She lifted me up and dropped me on the Minor's back.

"Jeez you weigh a ton." She joked to me. We hoofbumped and she flew off. I continued my slashing on it's back and it began to roar in pain again. I run towards his head and took out my Avian. He began shaking his head as the blood gushed out of his skull. I was trying to maintain my balance before and idea struck me. Huh...

I sat down on his neck and sheathed my Avian. I took out my gun and began shooting straight on it's forehead.

click....BOOM

click....BOOM

click....BOOM

The Ursa Minor began to lose his balance and collapse. He laid on the ground, trying to stand up. Not happening bitch. I stabbed my Reaper on his bullet wounds and it seemed that he was losing the battle. I took out my Reaper and folded it. I clipped it to the back of my sling for the Avian. I began shooting at the beast once more.

click....BOOM

"10 bullets left..." I thought to myself. It was always good to keep track of the amount of bullets you have left. The beast started to collapse and soon, he fell on the ground. I won....I WON!

My celebration was cut short as the beast shook off the pain and stood up once more. He shook his body again but this time, it was even more harder to maintain balance. How the fuck? I lost my balance and fell.

Ompfh!

THAT HURTS! FUCK! I think I have some broken bones. Good thing I landed on my back....if not my knees would be fucking broken. I looked up towards the beast...he was visibly different. His coat became dark purple and his eyes became black and his irises became red. He seemed to glow with more power than ever. He looked towards me and roared an almighty roar.

I gulped nervously. Looks like he wants a round two.