"I would not know, Captain." Chekhov said.
"Sir, might I suggest looking in the library archives on deck 12." Spock said.
" Good idea, Spock." Kirk said.
So, while walking through the wreckage of their beloved starship, Kirk got the idea and said,
"You know, Spock. I think the only reason the Enterprise didn't break apart upon hitting the ground was because the shields were still up, thanks to Scotty, that is. Best of all, we didn't lose any crew."
"I believe you are correct in saying that, Captain. Also, may I say that upon hitting the ground, the ship is equipped with a software to barricade the doors to the library archives to prevent damage to the books. We will have to find some way to override the lock without power to that portion of the ship."
"Thanks, Spock."
So, when they got to the library archives, they got a crowbar from the toolbox on the wall near them and pried the door open. Inside, hills of books were scattered over the floor and some of the bookshelves were toppled over, spilling their contents on more mounds on the floor.
"Well, this is embarrassing." McCoy says.
"How so, Bones?" Kirk replies.
"Well, the ship is rather untidy, Jim."
"Well," Kirk said as he went wading into the sea of books. "At least they're in hills and not in mountains."
"I like to see you still have your sense of humor. I'll go search in the medical wing."
"Good. Spock, science wing. I'll go for the history wing. Chekhov...children's wing."
So, the four of them went to their respective wings and searched. After about three hours, the sunlight had started to fade and nobody had found anything until Chekhov picked up a rather large book with an old, tattered dust jacket. He pulled off the dust jacket and saw the title, it read,
"Greatest 2000's era TV shows you might want to watch"
He opened it, read a few pages and yelled,
"Captain! I have found something!!!!!!!!"
Kirk, Spock, and McCoy ran to where Chekhov was and saw the page he had opened the book to. It was a TV show for girls made in 2010 called "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic."
"By whom was it created?" Spock asked earnestly.
"Vell, it says here zhat zhe creator was a woman known as Lauren Faust. Her original character, aptly named the 'Fausticorn' vas referred to by the ones zhey called 'Bronies' as..." Chekhov gasped.
"What? What is it?!?" Kirk asked, exasperated.
"Zhe bronies called her OC, 'Celestia's Mother.'" Chekhov continued.
"Bones, is Lauren still alive?" Kirk asked.
"Well," Bones looked at the bookshelf beside him and picked out a book entitled, 'TV show creators you might not know.' "Says here in this book that she was born in 1974. She can't be alive now, but, a woman by the name of Lauren was found in Los Angeles after 215 years just 2 stardates ago."
"Was her last name Faust?"
"She said it was... but... it can't be."
"Well, Canterlot castle is closed for tonight so, we'll tell Celestia the news first thing tomorrow morning."
So, the next morning, Kirk, Spock, and McCoy brought the book to the Canterlot castle and got to the throne room just as the tip of Celestia's pen hit the papers she needed to become part of the Klingon Empire.
"STOP! WE HAVE THE LOCATION OF YOUR MOTHER!!!" Kirk yelled which echoed for about 2 minutes in the dead silence which followed. Kirk's footsteps thundered as he ran up beside Captain Koloth and said,
"We know where she is."
"Well," Celestia said impatiently. "Where is she?"
"She's on Earth."
"That's your planet, right?"
"Right."
"Is she safe?"
"Yes."
Celestia continued by picking up the paper with her magic, showed it to Captain Koloth and said,
"You see this? This... little... agreement we had?"
Koloth's chin dropped as she ripped the pile of papers in half.
"Leave my planet, now." She continued.
Once Koloth had been beamed up to his ship, Celestia walked around her desk and hugged Kirk, who was almost terrified. But, he calmed down when she let go.
"I'm glad we could come together for once. There is an old Equestrian legend that states that beings on two legs would fall from the sky and defeat the greatest danger Equestria had ever faced. I find hope in your Chief Medical Officer, Leonard McCoy, Kirk."
"Why?" Kirk asked.
"Because the legend stated that the leader, the one who helps us the most, is in a blue shirt."
"Continue, Princess."
"The Klingons were nice sounding people but, they wanted too much. I believe the Federation would have more to offer than things they require. Now, what does the Federation require?"
"Loyalty. Only loyalty."
"That is what you will get, too. Let us walk, Kirk. To my balcony."
So, they walked to the balcony and saw a fireball in the early morning sky. When the fire died down, Celestia looked at the gray mass with her telescope.
"It looks like magic markings." She stated.
"Like what?" Kirk replied.
"Like it's been shot with magic."
"Oh."
Celestia took her eye off the telescope and said,
"It looks like my sister, Nightmare Moon's, work. I have a job for you to do. Well, a couple of jobs. One, if you help me with a problem that I have, I will help you rebuild your flying tin can."
"It's not a tin can, it's a starship. Her name's the Enterprise." Kirk said, irritated.
"Only then will you be able to get off the planet. Will, then, you be able to defeat Nightmare Moon?"
"Yes."
"Then, afterwards, I will become part of the Federation."
"Okay."
"Now, about that problem..."
"What problem?"
"Come with me to my room."
Captain James Tiberius Kirk walks into Celestia's room after her and closes the curtains behind them as the U.S.S. Endurance crashes in between San Fransiscolt and Los Pegasus, killing everyone on board.
The end.......
OR IS IT?