//------------------------------// // Chapter 5 : New 'Friend' // Story: Swords, Guns and Skills // by SShonix //------------------------------// poke What the fuck was that? Did I fall asleep? poke Oi stop it....ugh, let me open my eyes... poke For fuck sakes, I'm gonna kill you whoever you are. My vision started to return to me as I opened my eyes. I had to blink a few times to adjust to the room. "You finally awake?" A voice called out to me. I turned my head to the side and saw that jackass again. Ah shit, I fainted didn't I? I looked towards him and said, "Whad'you want dude?" He smiled towards me, "Chill dude. Even if you tried, you couldn't defeat me. Anyways, I don't want anything from you. I was just travelling back to the past. Anyways, you put up a good fight dude, with your flames and shit." I started to smile too, "Thanks dude. Oh yeah, where's my weapon by the way?" He pointed towards my side. I turned and saw my weapons laying on the ground. I stood up and started sheathing all the weapons. My sword and gun inside their hostlers. I then stood up and said, "Alright, let's start from square one...My name is Christopher but you can just call me Chris. What's your name?" He looked at me and responded, "My names Connor, Connor Smith." Ah, Connor ey. Reminds me of the Princess Twilight fanboy. And from then on, we started to talk about our lives. Apparently, he and his brother, Travis, was teleported to Equestria. He said that his brother was a cold and heartless person that was responsible for his sister's death. He was also responsible for the death of Connor's girlfriend. Yeah...not a guy I wanna meet. Another thing, Connor has the ability to have any superhero's superpower. He has a voice in his head? His name is Chad....Deadpool much? Whatever, so yeah we've been exchanging stories for the past couple of hours or so until he decided to leave. "Alright, I think my time is up. Time to go back to where." He said as a portal appeared in front of him. As he was about to step into the portal, he turned around and tossed me something. I caught it and stared at the object, inspecting it carefully. He said, "If you need me again, you can use my token but avoid my brother because he is an asshole." His token was an amulet (which was obviously from the DMC series.) that was silver and had a ruby in it. I responded to him, "Yeah dude! I'll call you some day! And I'll try to keep that in mind." With that, he stepped into the portal and disappeared. I looked at the spot which was bearing a human a while ago. This was getting really fuckin' weird man. I have read many fanfictions about this kind of shit. sight....whatever. I walked towards the entrance of the castle and exited there. As I was walking I realized something.... growl... I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY FUCKING FOOD! I ran back to my camp. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Twi...." "....." "Yah definitely saw that right?" "Oh...my...He is bruised and bloody....I hope he won't eat us..." "Awww c'mon Shy! I bet we can take em' on!" "Although his ways are...brutal, I still must make an outfit for him. I mean look at what he's wearing! It is simply ugly and dreadful! Hmph! " "THAT WAS SO COOL! I mean did you see him fight the other guy! He lost but still! He has fiery powers like a phoenix! ohohohoh, Maybe he is a phoenix! Maybe I should feed him with some of my special baked goods cupcakes and throw him a party! What kind of flavoured cupca-hpmphmhpmh!" "Pinkie, we get it. We know ya' wanna throw a party for the fellow." The 6 ponies and 1 draconequus just stared at the human who was running towards the forest. The human didn't notice them on the way out as they were invisible. As the ponies began to describe the human among themselves, Discord just stared at where the human had ran moments ago and chuckled, "Hehehe, this is gonna be chaotic!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As I was roasting a rabbit that I just caught on top of a fire I had just made with my 'abilities', I felt a chill go up my spine. Someone was talking about me...meh...what am I gonna do about it. I took the stick that was currently impaled through the rabbit's chest, I began eating my meal ravenously. Ahhh....that tasted good. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After I finished my delicious meal, I headed to the river thingy and was about to drink the water there until I realized...was it safe? I mean...I should probably boil the water to rid it of any bacteria....meh....fuck it. YOLO! I took off all my clothes and stood on the edge of the river. I jumped in the river and dove underneath the surface. I took in a big gulp of water. I then swam back up the surface to take in air. Whooo! That felt good. I decided to just float on my back and relax there for a bit. I may be naked, but as long as no one or...no pony saw me, meh, it was fun. After a few minutes of relaxing, I went back to the shore of the river and dried myself off like how a dog would. By shaking everywhere. After that, I put on all my clothes and laid down on the same cold muddy floor. I was kinda getting used to it. I looked towards my bike that was still propped up against the tree. It was still fine I guess. I then closed my eyes and entered the dream realm...