"Fickle the Bookdragon!" That's what Twilight said.
And now because of her I'm unfortunately dead.
"Confuse the creature and you will be fine."
I think I should have said, "Shut up!" Next time.

Then again that's not a problem. I'm already dead.
As my spirit floats down I can see my own head.
Wait. Go down!? No! Please not down there!
I scream as I leave the Bookdragons lair.

Now I'm in Tarterus, and there's fire wherever I look.
That's all because of that Goshdarned creature: a dragon with a book.
End

Mmmmm Noodles. That's all I can say,
The taste of these noodles is great today.
listen now, as I make a ballad,
to the wonderful Shanghai Noodle Salad.

It is so beautiful to every eye,
The of Sukhothai Pad Thai.
To all the people you must beckon,
To try some of Grandma's soup II.

So now that you've heard this poem by me,
go on and look for a recipe.
End

I have studied how to cheer. I got tips from Pinkie Pie.
Rainbow Dash taught me how to cheer and fly.
Now it is time for me to cheer for you,
Let my team together. I'm part of a crew.

Derpy is ready, Pinkie is ready,
Lyra is ready, and I am ready.
Everpony is prepared,
let's do this already.

"1, 2, 3, 4,
make your opponents feel sore,
5,6,7,8,
I'm really bored but feeling great.
9, 10, 11, 12,
My muscles ache like I'm in hell,
13,14,15,16,
I hope you do not think I'm mean"

Wait a minute, what did we say,
I had no idea that those were the words,
I guess since we do nothing but cheer,
To think we're sane would be absurd.
End

Requiem of Gesundheit

Gesundheit. What does it mean?
I've never looked up it's definition.
Maybe it means "bless you." maybe it means "are you ok?"
To find it's meaning is my mission.

I will ask people across Equestria,
Hey! Maybe Twilight knows.
I'll ask Rarity as well,
And then buy some clothes.

Or maybe it means "I'm sorry."
I shall search for it's meaning all alone.
Oh wait, here's my dictionary...
So that's what it means. I guess I'll stay home.
End

The length of the average human beings intestine is twenty feet long

The length of the average humans intestine is twenty feet long.
I don't know why but I think, that would make a good song.
Am I crazy, or am I stupid for accepting this idea of a poem,
To guy who suggested: Man do I hate him.
End

Snow is white, that's just one word,
But Snow can be described as so much more.
Look at closer. Yes closer. Even closer.
keeping looking closer till your eyes are sore.

There! That's it. Can you see what I see,
This one little snowflake with all it's small parts.
You can till it is perfectly,
described as a work of art.

It's small, insignificant, but yet so great.
Each one is different from every other.
It is just like every one of us,
from brother, to sister, from father, to mother.

So when your unable to find how unique you are,
And you have nowhere else to go,
Simply look into the sky as ice falls down,
And compare yourself to the snow.
End

Turtles are slow, yet one won a race,
Fluttershy is shy, but she cheered during a race,
Twilight reads books, yet she's afraid of a test,
Rainbow Dash fast... and you know the rest,
Rarity is clean, yet she can be a bit crazy,
Applejack is honest, but she can hurt your feelings,
I am a poet, creating words at good pace,
A Turtle is slow, but it won a race.
End

Red gravy stains all on your clothes,
But you have a date tonight and this is no way to go,
Maybe you can go like this and just simply say,
"It was total accide..." oh wait, she walked away.

A Collection of My Personal Work

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