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// Sex 
// Story: What's in The Box? 
// by Silver Inkwell 
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Sex

Pinkie Pie turned on the hot water for her lover waiting for them to come inside to the hot bath where they could make out as much as they wanted.

She poured in some soap and lotion to give it a very distinctive taste and flavor, or rather a scent instead. She started to dip her hoof into the water just to make sure that the water would be hot enough for them when suddenly she heard a knock at the door. That was odd, there wasn’t supposed to be any company other than her lover today of course. Curious as to who it could possibly be she went to the door to see a mail pony was there. “Hello there,” the gray Pegasus with yellow cross eyes said to her very politely, “Are you Pinkie Pie?”

“Well of course I’m Pinkie Pie, who else could I be? After all, I did plan one of your parties Derpy,” she said. “Yeah, I know, and thanks for that, a lot.”

“You’re welcome, but do I need to sign for this?” she said. “Yes, please do that.”

Pinkie Pie did so, but she couldn’t think of any sexual jokes to say to Derpy, well, except for one. “Why are your eyes crossed exactly?” she said curiously.

“Uh I really don’t like to or want to talk about it that much,” she said trying to divert away any and all attention from herself.

“Well I bet that my treatments would uncross your eyes and legs in a heartbeat if you know what I mean,” she said chewing on a cherry very seductively.

Derpy didn’t even bother trying to ask where she got the cherry from exactly and instead rolled her eyes and sighed. “look Pinkie Pie, I’m not one of your clients and I never will be, I don’t just but sex like some ponies would rather do.”

“To each their own I suppose, but of you don’t ever try it out then how will you ever know what it feels like?” she said smiling very seductively.

“True enough I suppose, but until next time just have a great day, okay then?”

“Yep, sure thing, until the next time Derpy!”

And with that said the gray Pegasus mare slowly flew off and away into the distance. Pinkie pie waved her goodbye of course, before she went to the cardboard box. Pinkie Pie wondered what it could possibly be, but secretly she was hoping for it to be a sex toy if it was (or even wasn’t) a gift from her lover. Maybe it would be a box of chocolates, oh, that would be so good right now.

She opened it and then suddenly the box glowed purple and sucked her inside of it just like a very certain part of the body enters a very certain part of the female’s body parts, any more descriptive than that and I'll have to move the rating tag up to mature, and I really do not want to do that here for this story.